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LaughMyselfTo
Nov 15, 2012

by XyloJW

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

My little brother also says that he doesn't mind "sqicky" material in anime so long as the writing's good (read: he's fine with naked little girls so long as it has ~good plot~) :barf:

Maybe I should stage an intervention?

You can't help him now. He's gone.

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LaughMyselfTo
Nov 15, 2012

by XyloJW

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Of course. We'll also use it to check how much we've farted.

Imagine a microtransaction-filled freemium game where you're given in-game money each time you fart, or alternatively you can just buy the in-game money. In a certain economic sense, you are literally purchasing your own farts.

LaughMyselfTo
Nov 15, 2012

by XyloJW

qerina posted:

I was driving somewhere with my 10 year old nephew when out of nowhere he says: "There are boys your age who like My Little Pony. They're called bronies." And then very softly he says: "I just don't understand that..."

He's seen too much.

LaughMyselfTo
Nov 15, 2012

by XyloJW

bringmyfishback posted:

To contribute to the darkness:

ME: So, what are you going to do this weekend?
5TH GRADER: Maybe my father will hit me.
ME: Oh. Merry Christmas.
5TH GRADER: It's my very good Christmas present.

I wish I could explain to him why that's not actually funny, but the beauty of this job is being allowed to laugh when the kids say off-color stuff.

Congrats on being lovely at your job! :bravo:

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