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Laverna posted:My little neighbour (he was 4 or 6, I don't remember) had a fully thought-out theory on dating. WELP  Content: When my mother was pregnant with me, she took my older sister to the hospital with her for the checkup. At one point my sister leaned over, put her ear on my mother's stomach, straightened up and said  "Mom, there's a monster in your belly." Thus began the war
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"As a child" I always hated the dentist, so I at some point (probably ~8) decided the best way to escape his evil exams was to shame him into an existential crisis and make him abandon his career. I opened with:"do you really enjoy scraping the bacterial feces off of people's nasty teeth for a living?" Haha, I thought, the day is won. Wrong. He shot back with "yeah, pretty much" without blinking, at which point I feel both saddened by my failure and confused that he foiled my plan. Then he finished with: "I became a dentist because my girlfriend told me I was good with my hands." At the time I was too young to get what he meant, but now it's both hilarious and awful, because his "good hands" were all up in my mouth.
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bulletsponge13 posted:Still Abe Lincoln because he would be an immortal dictator. Still waiting for the South to rise again?
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