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Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!
When I was about 4, my dad told me it was time to stop playing with toys and get ready for bed. I turned my head away slightly and pointedly ignored him. He repeated himself, and I replied "I can't hear you when you say that."

My youngest sister, when presented with beets on her dinner plate, took a tentative smell of them and explained her findings. "This definitely smells like human blood."

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