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I don't remember this one personally, but my mom tells me when I was 5 or 6, I was selling candy bars door-to-door for some school thing, and I was distressed because I wasn't getting many sales. She told me to try telling them a bit about myself, THEN going into the sales pitch. When the next potential customer answered their door, it went like this. "HI I LIKE KITTENS WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?" 
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This is probably cheating as there were no words involved, but one day while I was pushing carts at Wal-Mart, there was this Indian (I believe) baby just flipping people off left and right and looking pleased as hell with himself. I stopped, staring for a moment, and the baby straight up shot me a double deuce. That was a pretty cool baby.
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:My kid is a font of crazy stuff. Does anyone in your house play TF2? 
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