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Mulloy
Jan 3, 2005

I am your best friend's wife's sword student's current roommate.
We went to Disney Land a couple months ago and while riding an elevator back to our hotel room I took my five year old daughter's Minnie Mouse ears and put them on and asked her, "Hey! Do I look like a Disney princess?"

My daughter looked at me for a moment and then announced, "No dad, you look like a Disney queen!"

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Mulloy
Jan 3, 2005

I am your best friend's wife's sword student's current roommate.
Took my daughter (7) to the amusement park this week. She chose the first ride and began crying and being scared almost immediately after it began, but when it was over calmed down and chose a second which takes you upside down and same thing, as soon as it went inverted she started crying and saying she wanted it to end. Again she calms down and picks a third which brings you up 200 feet, holds you there, then lets you free fall. As soon as we get to the top she looks out over the park and sighs, "This is the worst day of my life."

Mulloy
Jan 3, 2005

I am your best friend's wife's sword student's current roommate.

AfroSquirrel posted:

She's just making sure she has the best story of how brave she is to tell her friends later!

Oh she's going to be the queen of the family when she gets to talk to her cousins and associates later this week.

Mulloy
Jan 3, 2005

I am your best friend's wife's sword student's current roommate.
Prior to the local amusement park we went to Disneyland and she got one of those minnie mouse hats with the bridal veil/train on it. I randomly picked it up and put it on and said "Look! I'm a Disney Princess!" and immediately she responded with "No Dad, you're a Disney Queen."

Throughout her life we've spoken to her with normal English, so she's never had the "baby" accent or what have you, but it pains me when I have to correct her. So far my desire to have her speak clearly has caused me to put an end to "Murdercycle" for motorcycle and "cantaloupe" for Antelope. (She was very excited to have found cantaloupe tracks.)

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