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IMJack posted:We'll do anything you want! Just call off your army of giant mechanical ants! I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TVIV poster, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
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IMJack posted:They're butchering the classics! John Williams must be rolling in his grave! Luke, be a Jedi tonight! Just be a Jedi tonight! Do it for Yoda, while we serve our guests a soda, Uh, and do it for Chewie, and the Ewoks, and all the other puppets ... Luke, be a Jedi tonight!
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IMJack posted:Get eurass back to Eurasia! Why don't you lay off the Eurasians, Jack?
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sout posted:200 channels, nothing but cats. Look at Branford II! Isn't that cute? He thinks he's one of the Models Inc.!  ...get that cat out of the way! 
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TMMadman posted:What have I done to deserve this flat, flavorless Manhattan? Needs more dog.
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gingerberger posted:I can't take his money, I can't print my own money, I have to WORK for my money. Why don't I just die!?! I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Gingerberger was dead.
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Martytoof posted:Stop. The name's Poochie D And I rock the telly, I'm half Joe Camel And a third Fonzarelli. I'm the kung fu hippie From gangsta city, I'm a rappin' surfer, You the fool I pity.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Animals are a lot like people, Mrs. Madman. I've got rocks that need washing at home.
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TMMadman posted:Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate. GO AHEAD, THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY...
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PT6A posted:My car gets 50 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it! Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We doooo... We do!
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Writer Cath posted:
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Mar 27, 2015 14:46
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They're fighting in the car again.
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Monday_ posted:Bastard bastard, bastard bastard, bastard bastard bastard bastard! Awwww.... Me and Santa's Little Helper used to be a team, but he never wants to play anymore since his bitch moved in.
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TMMadman posted:I always wanted to be a Teamster. So lazy and surly. Hey, Surly looks out for one guy...Surly.
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The number you have dialed can no longer be reached on this phone. You negligent monster.
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DizzyBum posted:If it's brown, drink it down! If it's black, send it back. You're both saying "brown" an awful lot...
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Neddy Seagoon posted:A g-g-g-G-G-GIRL! Please, Neddy, I've seen your stupid Shemp.  Yeah, I've seen your Curly too.
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PT6A posted:I'll breed the pets... to each other! God, schmod - I want my monkeyman!
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IMJack posted:Springfield bowlers will be happy to hear that the Bowl-A-Rama is back in business at its new location, teetering over the Carter-Nixon Tunnel. Bowling! Bowling here! Get your bowling! Who's ready? Bowling! 
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TMMadman posted:But you did have violent diarrhea. Nobody open the Game Room until I say it's okay. A caller at this hour? You dial 9 -1, and when I say so, dial 1 again.
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Root Bear posted:So am I! So this is what it feels like when doves cry...
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May 25, 2015 15:52
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After The War posted:We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain! 
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Monor...DOH!
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Are you hugging the TV? Are you wearing a tie to impress 
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Everything Counts posted:That's some language you got there! And you talk like this 24/7, huh? ...but it sounded so made-up! I mean, "yom kip pur"?
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Do over Ham posted:That's right; I did the Iggy. Ham, I can honestly say that was the best episode of Impy and Chimpy I've ever seen.
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York_M_Chan posted:I fell off the jungle-gym and woke up in these forums. I'm from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?
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PT6A posted:Your hand's in the toaster! Marge, the doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me! 
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It wasn't TMMadman's fault, the ape tricked him!
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Jerusalem, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film The Never-Ending Story. Stoner's Pot Palace? Man, that's flagrant false advertising!
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The SituAsian posted:"This things I believe" Look at these records: Jim Nabors....Glen Campbell...The Doodletown Pipers... Now look at The SituAsian's records. They stink!
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Okay Mr. Burns, What's your first name?  There is a man - There is a man... A certain man - A certain man... A man whose grace And handsome face Are known across the land! You know his name - You know his name... It's Mr. Burns! It's Mr. Burns... He loves to smoke. Enjoys a joke. Ha-ha-ha-ha! Why, he's worth ten times what he earns! He's Mr. Burns! I'm Mr. Burns! He's Monty Burns! I'm MISTER Burns! To friends, he's known as Monty, But to you, it's Mister Burns! BUR-BURBURBUR-BUR-BURNS! BURNS!
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I hate every ape I see, From Chimpan, A. to Chimpan, Z.
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