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Twinkle, twinkle, groovy cat. How I wonder where you at? I really love the way you cook. Just like me, when I wrote this book: How To Make Love To Roark, from the author of Happiness Is a Naked Roark, Journey To the Center of Roark, and the Joy of Cooking Roark.
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General Bort posted:Could you, um... quote any harder than this? Well, sure, the Roarkiac-7 looks impressive...don't touch it...but I predict that within 100 years, computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest posters in YLLS will own them.
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IMJack posted:I'm pretty sure he's a quotery dealer. His boots are quotery, his hat is quotery, his pen is quotery and I'm pretty sure that check is quotery! Well, little goon, I've had lots of jobs in my day: whale-hunter, seal-clubber, president of the Fox network, and, like most people, yeah, I've posted a few quotes. 
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DrBouvenstein posted:Oh, yeah, medicinal. "Goonier?" Highly dubious. 
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Uncle Hogburto, my sodie is too cold. My teef hurt. Oh, your "teef" hurt, huh? Your "teef" hurt? Well that's too freaking bad! You hear me? I'll tell you where you can put your freaking sodie too! 
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Oct 9, 2013 13:15
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Women's Rights? posted:If it’ll make you feel any better, I’ve learned life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Roark was dead. Oh, I'm only 25 and I've already got two mortal enemies!
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Oct 9, 2013 15:15
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I don't have your money here! It's at Roark's house and..and Cookie's house! No, no, no, do not listen to that man! Remain calm. You will all have a chance to be gouged!
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Oct 10, 2013 00:33
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Everything's coming up Roark!
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Oct 10, 2013 03:21
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Luigi Thirty posted:Dear Lord, look at that blimp! He's hanging from a balloon! Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn.
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Oct 10, 2013 15:06
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General Bort posted:You wrecked Hitler's car! What'd he ever do to you? 19...1939! Oh, my God, I've gone back in time! I've got to warn everybody about Hitler...and get to the ice cream store! 
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Oct 11, 2013 13:43
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DrBouvenstein posted:You can punch me in the face if it'll make you feel better.  ...nah, forget it. Go home kid. 
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Funky See Funky Do posted:My fellow Simpsons Quoters. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom. That's Slick Willie for you, always with the smooth talk!
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MondayHotDog posted:Hey! Roark! Get back to work! MondayHotDog, the plant called and said that if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in on Monday.
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Jerusalem posted:DRINK DUFF! I, uhh, would also like to express my fondness for that particular beer.
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Oct 15, 2013 15:33
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Mister Kingdom posted:They keep all the jerks on page 16.  This is the worst day of my life!
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Oct 16, 2013 14:55
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Striking Yak posted:Goons, close that tab, I have some bad news about Roark! I've got some ideas about how to improve the thread. One, Roark needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Roark's not posting, all the other posters should be asking "Where's Roark"? Three...
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Oct 16, 2013 18:39
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Luigi Thirty posted:Out of my way, all of you. This is no place for loafers! Join me or die! Can you do any less? What a brave corporate logo! I accept the challenge of Mr. Sparkle! 
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Nouvelle Vague posted:My Ding-a-Ling! My Ding-a-Ling! At the risk of editorializing, these women are guilty, and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion. Otherwise, their behavior could incite other women leading to anarchy of biblical proportions. IT'S IN REVELATIONS, PEOPLE! 
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DrBouvenstein posted:I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a jerk! Hey, I've only been posting for a few minutes! What's going on?
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Deviant posted:We work hard, we play hard. Deviant, why did you bring me to a gay thread?
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Oct 22, 2013 21:02
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Striking Yak posted:Roark. Everything's coming up Roark! 
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Oct 23, 2013 21:27
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Skeesix posted:Oh no, not yet! You still owe me 10 Iroquoi twists! I want to see more Teddy Roosevelts and less Franklin Roosevelts!
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Luigi Thirty posted:Marge? Your husband was found DOA. Oh wait, I mean DWI. I always get those two mixed up. My name's Roark. You said my moderator had a DWI?
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Striking Yak posted:
Tramapoline! Trampopoline!
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:You sir, are worse than Hitler! Listen, Senor FART HELLBERGO, I want you to do for me what LOCUST FART HELL did for Oskar Schindler!
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Striking Yak posted:Hey, let's all hug Jerusalem! Try it! It's like kissing a peanut!
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Women's Rights? posted:Hey egghead! Sing "Fair Harvard!" Nasty business, that zero. Naturally, Harvard's doors are now closed to you, but I'll pass your file along to...Brown.
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Women's Rights? posted:There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third. There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot...matter of fact, they're all in the same complex. It's the hammock complex on third. Oh, the hammock district!
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MondayHotDog posted:Roark, what's your least favorite subforum: TCC or E/N? Uh, E/N.
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oldskool posted:Open up the glove compartment and fetch me my brain medicine Oh, it's good to hear a boisterous American quote! 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Oh, my God! The dead have risen, and they're voting Republican! That was a big mistake, Drink-Mix Man. No goons have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Mmm...this sounds awfully controversial. Roark, you know I don't like controversy in this thread. Well, no offense Charlie, but what you don't know could fill a warehouse.
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Bjay9 posted:Hey, where is CharlieFoxtrot and that goon who eats people and takes their faces? I'm right here, Bjay9! 
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CatchrNdRy posted:"Attempted murder," now honestly, did they ever give anyone a Nobel prize for "attempted chemistry?" My friends, isn't this just typical? Another intelligent conservative here, railroaded by our liberal justice system, just like Colonel Oliver North, Officer Stacey Koons, and cartoon Smokespeson Jerusalem!
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This is indeed a disturbing universe.
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Mayo and Catsup posted:What's the matter, Skeesix? Did you see a scary picture in your picture book? Mayo and Catsup, remember that time you said Snagglepuss was outside? 
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Oh, you'll pay. Don't think you won't pay! Uh, I'd also like to express my fondness for that particular quote. 
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VogeGandire posted:Excellent guitar riff. For more information on Grand Funk consult your school library!
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MondayHotDog posted:So that's it, after all these quotes? "So long and good luck?" I don't recall posting "Good luck".
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jscolon2.0 posted:Me frappy dickie. Me frappy dickie, rong time! I'm just saying that when we die there's going to be a planet for the French, a planet for the Chinese, and we'll all be a lot happier.
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