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Striking Yak posted:Actually, Monday, that's still only one. See, each pushup contains both an up and a down part. Hey, Yak, in An Admin and a Goon, did you really do all those sit-ups?
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MondayHotDog posted:They only paid me to say it once, then they doubled it up on the soundtrack. Cheap bastards. Mep!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Hey kid, you look good with that cigarette, kinda sophisticated. Drink-Mix, I'll never doubt you again.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Dying would be a stone groove. Got any messages for Jimi Hendrix? Yes. Pick up your puppy! 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Let us see today's headlines... "Canada Stalls Trade Pact..." Ahh shoot, Quebec's got the bomb.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Hey Jiggles, grab a pad and back that gorgeous butt in here. Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts 
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Hey, that's a half-truth!
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Pander posted:It's in Revelations, people! Is it? Or is that you goons can't admit you have a problem?
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IMJack posted:Oh! Look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man, from Happy Land, in a gum-drop house on Lollipop Lane! Okay, Mr. IMJack, you win. But beware. We Germans aren't all smiles and sunshine.
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Samuel Clemens posted:Everyone who's found true love may leave early today! Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. 
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TMMadman posted:Pitt the Elder! Lord Palmerston! 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman! You
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:That's just the cat. Moneypenny, that’s not God. That’s a waffle that Drink-Mix Man threw up there.
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Hey! This is Richard Nixon's enemies list. You just crossed out his name and put yours.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:
CharlieFoxtrot, this is a Girl Scouts meeting.
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This contest is over! Give that goon the $10,000!
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TMMadman posted:It's a bowl of shaudere, sir. Shau-dere? Shau-dere? It's chowdah. Say it right!
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All right you poindexters, let's get this right! One: "Hey hey kids, I'm Talking Bjay9." Two: "Hey hey, here comes Lomust Fart Hell" again, "Here comes Locust Fart Hell, Locust Fart Hell". Three: "  "Budda-bing, budda-boom, I'm done. Learn from a professional, goons. 
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Deviant posted:But you let in HomerFoxtrot! It says no Homers. We're allowed to have one.
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OK, hotshots, now that my Skeesix is on your team, I want to make a few things clear. I don't want anyone to give him a hard time just because he's different: no jokes, no taunting... Look, that goon's got bosoms! Who's got a wet towel?  Come here, you butterball!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Well, grab a brush and join in! Here comes CharlieFoxtrot, thank God! He's always drunk and violent!
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Skeesix posted:Hey, Locust! Catch the football! https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=mV1LWhNpTJU#t=7
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:All this yelling is taking away my horny. And penis is Russian for... 
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Spiffster posted:Who's playing that music? And where is all that liquor coming from? Spiffster, why'd you bring me to a gay steel mill?
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Everything Counts posted:You'll go where I go! Defile what I defile! Eat who I eat! So you think you know better than this family, huh? Well as long as you're in my house, you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! So butter your bacon!
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IMJack posted:Bah! He was a rank amateur compared to Doctor Colossus! Alright Colossus, you're free to go. But stay away from Death Mountain!
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Red posted:Oh, good. That's bad.
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Do over Ham, is Lisa at Camp Granada?
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DizzyBum posted:What?! ...Oh, yes, all that stuff I did. So you think you know better then this thread , huh? Well as long as your on my friends list you'll post what I post and empty quote what I quoted! *Turns to Jerusalem* Now shitpost your thread!
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