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monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Oh, Striking Yak! You and your stories. "SituAsian is a vampire." "Quoting kills brain cells." Now, let's get back to that... computer thingy... where our GBS and TV/IV... is.

Funky See Funky Do, where's that... metal dealy... you use to... dig food?

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monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012

Deviant posted:

Hello, my name is Mr. The SituAsian. I believe YOU have a letter for me...

Okay, Mr. The SituAsian, what's your first name?

monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012

MondayHotDog posted:

I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly. :smith:

Hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but - wait, what was the last thing you said?

monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012

Bjay9 posted:

Bake 'em away, toys.

You'll live to regret this!

Oh, thanks a lot. Now I look crazy.

monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012

CatchrNdRy posted:

Call me Mr. NdRy :smug:

But I fell in love with Catcher Simpson! I don't want to snuggle with Mr. NdRy.

monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012

Be-er?

monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012

Skeesix posted:

Hold on just a minute. I'd like to court this lovely lady!

Skeesix likes DrBouvenstein!

monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012

MondayHotDog posted:

BloodDesk, you should see a doctor. I don't think a healthy goon can make that sort of smell.

I'm Dr. Monster Cheeks. I'm doing my rounds right now, and uh, I'm a little behind.

monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012

Women's Rights? posted:

If I didn't know better, I'd swear he was trying to moon us.

Don't ask me, I'm just a girl!

:colbert:

monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012

delljit posted:

Tastes.. like.. burning..

Ew, this tastes like grandma delljit.

monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012

Stargate posted:

Fire. And lots of it.

That's your cure for everything.

monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012

Everything Counts posted:

Batman's a scientist.

It's not Batman!

monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012

jscolon2.0 posted:

Lousy Smarch Weather!

Do not touch Willie. Good advice!

monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012

Striking Yak posted:

Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse? He's a little weiner...

Mom! Striking Yak is swearing!

monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012

Embiggen posted:

:what: There's a can.

Well, someone had to take Embiggen home, and I noticed she was sitting on her sweet can, so I grabbed her sweet can.

monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Hey, you ever watch them strong man contests? They're pretty good. Those guys look strong. Other guys in prison say they're gay, but I don't know, they look strong to me.

Why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?

monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012

Technogeek posted:

Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?

Technogeek? Dead?

monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012

Writer Cath posted:

Eatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepudding...

My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!

monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012

Man Alive! posted:

Remember the time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?

And remember that time I let that escaped criminal into the house because he was dressed like Man Alive? Well, you have a gambling problem!

monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012

IMJack posted:

Oooowww, my ovaries! :cry:

Ow, my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!

monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012

Do over Ham posted:

My insulin!

I need that to live!

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monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012

TMMadman posted:

Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of quoting have left your genitals withered and useless.

Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia.

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