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Luigi Thirty posted:I made a pigeon-rat. It's a ring-toss game. 
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Skeesix posted:And then... we went fishing! Skeesix, isn't it true that IMJack once consumed a ten-pound bag of flour when no other food was available?
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jscolon2.0 posted:Duffman can't die. Only the actors that play him. New feelings, brewing inside Duffman! What...Would Jesus do!?
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Hogburto posted:Marge! We need some more Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry Ice Cream! Ick, lemon. Ugh, cherry. Ooh, custard! Mmmm...Purple...
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oldskool posted:Baby....baby.... Uh, I mean, woo-hoo! Three liberty bells! That'll be ten thousand dollars, oldskool!
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Funky See Funky Do posted:No! You can't have that one, that's a coconut cake!  Here you go! Two quarters.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Fooled you, Jerusalem! Made you think your family was dead. Drink-Mix Man, you're well-known, sir, for your lenient stance on crime. But suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs, your family tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths, you try to open the door but there's too much blood on the knob!
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Cookie Kwan posted:Woah! ...I had mustard? They said I would never amount to anything, too. But look at me now, I quote The Simpsons! 
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Writer Cath posted:Striking Yak, are you going to marry the Simpsons Quote Thread? Yes, I'm gonna marry the quote thread. 
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Funky See Funky Do posted:40% of all people know that.  Forfty: A made-up number used by Homer. Boudoir: Where a French guy does it.
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jscolon2.0 posted:What the hell is my money doing in your house, Fred! Yabba-dabba-doo, I like talkin' to you!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Listen, Tabbouleh, we're ignoring all your demands! What do you say to that? So, he has the fire in his belly! But it will take more than belly-fire to be the next Jerusalemikov!
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Sanguinia posted:JERUSALEM! I TOLD YOU TO TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS! Wow, a Jerusalem rookie card!
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Oct 30, 2013 10:50
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Hey, let's all hug Jerusalem! ...There's still time. ...Let's hug him again!
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Luigi Thirty posted:Simpson! Homer Simpson! Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do!
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Cookie Kwan posted:To the quote mobile! Okay, to find Cookie, I just have to think like Cookie! I'm a big two-eyed lame-o and I've had the same stupid avatar for- The E/N subforum!
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Women's Rights? posted:Hey egghead! Sing "Fair Harvard!" You, ma'am, have the boorish manners of a Yalie!
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Jorghnassen posted:We come now to the final and most terrifying painting of the evening. To even gaze upon it is to go mad. We now return to Battling Seizure Robots!
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CatchrNdRy posted:Lead Paint, Delicious But Deadly Here Comes The Metric System!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:If you quit posting, it'd be like an expert knot tier quitting a knot-tying contest right in the middle of tying a knot! This thread is involved in a very sticky, nutty, chewy, chocolatey- PUT IT AWAY, BOY!
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Do over Ham posted:drat their oily hides! Do over Ham, you're the head vampire? 
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Dear Moderators, I am disgusted with the way goons are depicted in TVIV these days. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to read in TVIV again: Number one: Bra. Number two: Horny. Number three: Sexual Agony. I am not a crackpot! Sincerely, Striking Yak.
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IMJack posted:I'll be cold in the ground before I recognize SH/SC. Weren't much on the web, then! Just Jerusalem quoting season 1 over and over.
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The Dark One posted:It's good. A little too good for a goon... My back is spineless. My belly is yella. I am the American non-quoter.
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Root Bear posted:This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap! MOOOOOOD! ROOT BEAR'S SWEARING!
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Hey, Root Bear, heard you swearing. Mind if I join in? Shut up! Shut up! Kiss my butt! Shut up! Go to Hell! Go to Hell!
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Mayo and Catsup posted:Uh, it's my first day... If anything goes wrong, just blame it on the guy who can't speak English.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Then, I learned the true meaning of winter. Brrr...Stupid, lousy Smarch weather...
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mrfart posted:I'm really sorry, sir. An older boy told me to do it. You stay away from Lenny. 
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Cookie Kwan posted:Do over Ham, you're always quoting CharlieFoxtrot. What is it with you? Ham loves Charlie! Cookie loves Ham!
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Jerusalem posted:I beg your pardon Ahaha! Did you see that jerk? Dropped his notes! 
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The Dark One posted:And now a message from the Church of Latter-Day Saints: The Catholic Church: We've made a few...Changes. Every time that scene starts I think it's Vincent Price's nephew lost in the middle of nowhere because Marge got distracted saying the address.
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Writer Cath posted:I'd sell my soul for a Formula 1 Racecar. Cath, I've just seen the most heroic dog on television. He pulled a toddler from the path of a speeding car, then pushed a criminal in front of it! Find this dog. I want to make him my executive vice president!
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The Dark One posted:I'm a small man in some ways, Charlie, a small, petty man. Three months' probation. That's proposterous. Get out! You are banned from this quote thread! You, and your children, and your children's children! ...For three months.
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Crackerman posted:McArthur Parker the agent? McArthur Parker MY agent?! Your manager said to shut up! 
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jscolon2.0 posted:Is it a crime to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family? Well, it would be if he were to put anything on the bread. Jelly, for example...
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IMJack posted:Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644 has been cancelled. If they're not having a go with a bird, they're having a row with a wanker!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Welcome back, space girl! Charlie, those are ice cream men.
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MondayHotDog posted:But like here where you say "What I got, you gotta get and put it in you", how about "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss you." Well hey, that's much better! Everyone can enjoy that! 
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