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MondayHotDog posted:Which one were you, the ugly one? I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly...
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Root Bear posted:I'd kill you if I had my gun! But if you're the police, who will police the police? 
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Psychotic Puggle posted:Ann Landers is a boring old biddy. AW HELL DIDDILY DING DONG CRAP!
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MondayHotDog posted:He looks just like you, Poindexter! 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:But first, all detention students will be punished with a trip to the principal's office for head lice inspection.  Is this story going somewhere?
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Get outta Bumtown, you no-talent bum! 
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Everything Counts posted:That's not how I remember it. 
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Abattoir : Slaughterhouse; ex. The cow was slaughtered in the abbattoir.
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BloodDesk did you stick your head in the Shine-o-Ball-o?
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Ooohh you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow...from 'Leave it to Beaver'.
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Baboons to the left of me, baboons to the right, the speeding locomotive tore through a sea of inhuman fangs. A pair of great apes rose up at me, but biff! Bam! I sent them flying like two hairy footballs. A third came screaming at me... ...and that's when I got mad. 
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Do over Ham posted:Sir, don't you think you've had enough? I ask you ladies and gentlemen, do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?
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Writer Cath posted:On top and underneath? Now that you know how it's done - don't do it.
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May 10, 2014 17:14
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Tut tut, gentle Marge. For tonight here, in the boudoir, the gourmand metamorphosizes into the voluptuary. 
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May 12, 2014 19:25
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I was the tough kid, Smelly.
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CatchrNdRy posted:Is your source on this reliable? Oh you can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of all people know that.
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May 16, 2014 03:19
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MondayHotDog posted:For more information on Grand Funk, consult your school library! I used to rock and roll all night and party ev-a-ry day... Then it was every other day... Now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky.
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Jerusalem posted:Who died and put you in charge of mostly just incorectly quoting The Simpsons? Those weirdos down at the bait shop. 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:
I have a much uglier word for it...misappropriation!
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May 24, 2014 05:58
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Peking duck! Get your crispy Peking duck!  I stand by my hiring practices. 
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May 27, 2014 16:07
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Catch ya on the flipside, dudemeisters... NOT! 
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May 27, 2014 20:44
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There is, er, also a hundred dawler leaving town tax.
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May 30, 2014 21:53
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Writer Cath posted:You are now pregnant with my child. 
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Do over Ham posted:Don't Epidermis means your hair so technically it's true.
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Technogeek posted:You people are pigs! I, personally, am going to spit in every fiftieth burger! Hmm, a "Krusty Burger"...that doesn't sound too appetizing.  edit: Dagnabit!
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Skeesix posted:I was a fool to think anyone would want these nude pictures of Do Over Ham! Nobody's gay for Do Over Ham. 
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gary oldmans diary posted:Here's an appealing fellow. You may know me from "The Decapitation of Leadfoot Larry" and "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore." BTW has anyone tried to make movie posters out of Troy McClure's films? Per "Google" apparently yes. 
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Roark posted:I've been doing some thinking, and I've got some ideas to improve the show. One, Roark needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Roark's not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Roark"? Three... So he's proactive, huh?
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Lighten up, All star. These posters will make perfect additions to my cabinet. Secretary(s) of partying down!
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To overcome the spider's curse, simply quote a Bible verse. Thou shalt not... D'oh!
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Oct 1, 2014 04:30
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Eeewwwww...this thread has got old man stink!
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mrfart posted:I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are. 
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MondayHotDog posted:A bean that looks just like the Leader! Well, beans were a staple of the Israelites...Yes proceed.
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The Nastier Nate posted:The rest goes to Ann Landers, as was specified in your great Aunt MondayHotDog's will. Ann Landers is a boring old biddy. 
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mrfart posted:I know you're discouraged, but please, don't deny the world your fat can. I heard that guy's rear end has it's own congressman.
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quote:The following Simpsons Quote Thread goons will not be killed by me: Drink-Mix Man. MondayHotDog. CharlieFoxtrot. TMMadman. IMJack. Jscolon2.0. CatchrNdRy. Writer Cath. Everything Counts. Skeesix. Boardroom Jimmy. TL. Skooma512. Mrfart. Applewhite. Gaz-L. Martytoof. Mira. Roark. Kwik. Deviant. Root Bear. PT6A. After The War. BloodDesk UnderHell. Cry Havoc. The Nastier Nate. DrBouvenstein. Senior Woodchuck. Jorghnassen. Mister Kingdom. That little babby Spectacle Rock. That is all. Ve regret to announce the following thread bans, which I will read in alphabetical order: Jerusalem. That is all.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I don't care who's consolidating their power! Militants, eh? Well if I were you I'd kick their asses.
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Hee hee...no wonder he won Minnesota
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Mira posted:My spices! Eight spices? Hmm...some must be doubles.
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CatchrNdRy posted:Heckuva school. Weren't you at Brown, Martytoof? Oh yeah, Catchr? Well you went to a cow college.
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