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MondayHotDog posted:Anyone could miss Canada, all tucked away down there. Do you want to act like the real UN, or do you just want to squabble and waste time?!
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Roark posted:This is indeed a disturbing universe. Oh, shazbot!
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Rock Bottom would like to publish the following corrections: http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6936892/20-normal-things-simpsons-fans-cant-hear-without-laughing
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jscolon2.0 posted:Why do all the students reduce it to RDRR, and no one reduces it to 2R4? I mean, are we supposed to believe that this is some sort of magic school for the gifted or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder. I'm not the kind of magician who does tricks. I'm a MATHemagician! 
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IMJack posted:I've always admired console owners and I hope to be one myself as soon as I finish paying off Mother. She insists I pay her retroactively for the food I ate as a child. IMJack, that sailor suit doesn't fit anymore!
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MondayHotDog posted:Honors: none When I was seventeen...I drank some very good beer.
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Skeesix posted:Are they evil, Writer Cath? I am evil Deviant! I am evil Deviant!
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Bjay9 posted:Dear Mr. Moderator, OLD GOON YELLS AT CLOUD
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Who the hell is Robin? To the bee-mobile!
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Everything Counts posted:Well, duh. ...et tu, Zud?
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Everything Counts posted:Women will like what I tell them to like! Be like the boy!
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Konec Hry posted:So, Poochie okay with everybody? Poochie died on his way back to his home planet.
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DrBouvenstein posted:No IMJack, God didn't lock your thread, but he was working in the hearts of your goons be they Christian, Jew, or... By the way, is there a Mrs. Nahasapeemawhatever?
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:
Na na na, na na na, na, na-naaaaa... ..What? It 's catchy.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:As you can see, the real deal with Waylon Smithers is that he's Mr. Burns' assistant. He's in his early 40's, is unmarried, and currently resides in Springfield. Thanks for writing! We'll be right back. We have a caller, which is strange as this is not a call in show.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I was the tough kid, Smelly. And finally, Kid Drink Mix.
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I'm amazed he was able to write so legibly on his own butt.
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CatchrNdRy posted:From A-Apple to Z-Zebra, "Baby's First Pop-up Book" is 26 pages of alphabetic adventure! CatcrhNdRy, can you point to the credenza?
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DrBouvenstein posted:[url="http://fab.com/product/revolving-tie-rack-357090/?pref[]=designer%7Choney-can-do&ref=designer&pos=17"]Are you interesting in that motorized tie rack, Principal Drink-Mix Man?[/url] TIE RACK MOTOR!
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Spiffster posted:You have joined the Sacred Order of the Stonecutters who, since ancient times, have split the rocks of ignorance that obscure the light of knowledge and truth. Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong! Who holds back the electric caaaaar?!
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Women's Rights? posted:Now pump those scrawny chicken legs, you stuporous funker! One, hai-yai-yai! Two, hai-yai-yai!
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DrBouvenstein posted:Deviant, use the amnesia ray. Women won't like being shot in the face.
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Spiffster posted:A big... dumb... balding... North American ape... with no chin! I'll kwijybo you!
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The Dark One posted:You know, I think you're right. First thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna punch Bouvenstein in the back of the head! I thought Bouvenstein was the black one!
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MondayHotDog posted:I am disgusted with the way goons are depicted on Something Awful. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when threads were bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to see quoted again. Number one: Bra. Number two: Horny. Number three: Family Jewels. I am not a crackpot.
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Frink posted:♫ Two plus two is four, ♫ One, two, tie your shoe. ♫ Three, four, pick up the floor. ♫ Five, six, don't play tricks. ♫ Seven, eight, clean your plate. ♫ Nine, ten, start over again! *deep breath* ♫ One, two, tie your shoe...
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Embiggen posted:PARIS IS NO MORE! The legendary city of lights has been extinguished forever as a massive-- 
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Samuel Clemens posted:Well okay, but here where it says: "What I got you gotta get and put it in you", how about just: "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss you." Everyone can enjoy that!
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Jorghnassen posted:Wow... we must be really flying high! Those people down there look all tiny and blurry... just like the inside of a cataract. Jorghnassen, are you licking toads!?
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DrBouvenstein posted:And the secret ingridient is...LOVE?! I'm still struggling with the pickle matrix. Flayven.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Are you sure you're a licensed pornographer? The light is not your friend, Mr. Drink-Mix.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You can if you believe you can. Thanks, kemosabe!
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A Boring Story posted:Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power! It works for ANY Ayatollah.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:CharlieFotrot was quite the sousaphone player... Nobody likex Foxtrot!
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DrBouvenstein posted:Saw this in the LEGO thread, bringing it here: Why would a man whose custom title says "doctor" spend all his time posting in a children's toy thread?
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Everything Counts posted:Qwyjibo. Wait a minute, you little cheater. You're not going anywhere 'til you tell me what a Kwijybo is.
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DrBouvenstein posted:I didn't get this one until over ten years later when I finally learned what an IUD was. Hee hee hee. ...Why I laugh?
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jscolon2.0 posted:Why don't you lay off the Asians, Jrou? Your game shows reward knowledge. Here, we punish ignorance.
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Now I'm going to haul rear end to Lollapalooza! code:
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mrfart posted:without it, I could go even blinder! A process of dumbening?
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