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AngryCaterpillar posted:I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.  We just heard this place existed!
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How about if we dope you up real good?
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Facepalm Ranger posted:What a day, eh, Goons? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them as is my understanding... Don't worry Facepalm Ranger, they pave the way for this kind of filth in school.
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Oct 11, 2013 12:47
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:mrfart and MondayHotDog, in accordance with your parents' wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls. Each leap brings us closer to God
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Oct 11, 2013 21:47
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Luigi Thirty posted:We're here! We're queer! Get used to it! I heard it at the mustache parade they have every year.
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Oct 13, 2013 20:01
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Everything Counts posted:Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV Generation! We feel neither highs nor lows. 
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Oct 15, 2013 06:45
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Roark posted:
Roark, report for "much worse" duty.
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Oct 16, 2013 19:34
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Ahem. OK, here’s what we’ve got: the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people... Under the supervision of the reverse vampires... Are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner! We’re through the looking glass, here, people... funny how that train goes in or out depending on the way you look at it. Oh no, my brains.
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Oct 18, 2013 06:32
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I've been asked to tell you that the following thread is very scary. You see, there are some crybabies out there - religious types, mostly - who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to turn off your computer now. Come on, I dare you! Buck-buck-buck-buck! Chicken!
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Oct 20, 2013 11:49
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Once upon a time, there was a man named Thomas Edison, and he invented the dictating machine, and the fluoroscope, and the repeating telegraph, and he was a firm believer in Fletcherism, and he played the organ, and his favorite flower was the heliotrope! Oh! And his middle name was Alva. And he never, ever, ever wore, pajamas, and... Dear goon, I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted in this thread. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to hear on televison again. Number one: bra. Number two: horny. Number three: family jewels...
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Oct 21, 2013 06:13
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DrBouvenstein posted:The other day, I caught Cookie trying to dissect her rain coat. 
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Oct 22, 2013 06:46
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Cookie Kwan posted:But sir, that's not- Goodnight Springton, there will be no encores!
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Oct 23, 2013 06:26
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Drink-Mix Man posted:We know you don't have any more money left, but that doesn't matter. Just take whatever you need from our boutiques until you can get back on your feet. Drink-Mix Man, can I anoint the sores on his feet?
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Oct 23, 2013 19:41
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Ainsley McTree posted:Honey, you should listen to your heart. And not the voices in your head, like a certain uncle did one gray December morn. 
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Oct 24, 2013 07:04
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MondayHotDog posted:The days of the gun-toting, disgruntled postal worker went out with the Macarena. Dad, the mailman's here.
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Oct 24, 2013 14:51
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Professor Shark posted:Awesome, thanks! What kind of catchphrase is that?
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Oct 26, 2013 14:14
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Writer Cath posted:If I remember correctly, when the woman who voiced Lunchlady Doris died, she remained as an on-air character, but didn't speak. Just do your job, heart boy. apparently lunch lady Boris has a son named Bort. Oh, and of course Lionel Hutz and Troy McClure disappeared when Phil Hartman was murdered by his wife.
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Oct 26, 2013 22:42
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Writer Cath posted:Striking Yak, are you going to marry the Simpsons Quote Thread? oh no, that should probably be "If I choose to get married."
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Oct 28, 2013 13:27
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Listen, Tabbouleh, we're ignoring all your demands! What do you say to that? All right come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says Capricorn, and something with coconut on it.
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Oct 30, 2013 07:49
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Everything Counts posted:When she sees you'll do anything she says, she's bound to respect you! Now say, "I am Homer Simpson, the lowly dog" ...in a dog's voice.
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Oct 31, 2013 08:37
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Skeesix posted:I hear chopping, but I don't hear digging! No, no, Dig up stupid!
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Oct 31, 2013 21:26
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The Dark One posted:On top of everything else, don't make me picture your hide! You think you know fear? Well I’ve seen them naked.
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Nov 1, 2013 17:06
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MondayHotDog posted:It'll happen to you... Do kids still use that word, 'cool'?
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Nov 2, 2013 01:56
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CatchrNdRy posted:You don't belong here. You're a fraud and a phony, and it's only a matter of time until they find you out. I'm really sorry, sir. An older boy told me to do it.
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Nov 5, 2013 22:22
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Hogburto posted:Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher. Purple? First of all, my hair is green not purple. I've got nothing to work with here.
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Nov 6, 2013 10:27
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Deviant posted:Find Waldo YET AGAIN. The dogs have picked up the scent of books... send in the battering ram.
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Nov 6, 2013 22:33
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Are there other goons in this house? RADIOACTIVE goons? 
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Nov 8, 2013 23:13
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Parsley posted:Sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them. I’m sorry, I’m really not comfortable with this, Parsley. 
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Nov 10, 2013 18:43
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Everything Counts posted:Where's my Tab? remember when I said I'd have to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab?
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Nov 12, 2013 13:44
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Everything Counts posted:Hide your shame, Drink-Mix! My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!
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Nov 13, 2013 07:36
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MondayHotDog posted:It's not just a megaphone, BloodDesk. It's a Rap Master 2000. We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'Cross the U-S-A. Convooooy!
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Nov 14, 2013 12:38
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Crackerman posted:DON’T MIND IF I DO! 
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Nov 19, 2013 00:39
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Everything Counts posted:Simpsons Quote Thread turned to hardcore porn so gradually I didn't even notice. We invented a program that downloads porn off the internet one million times faster.
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Nov 20, 2013 07:36
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CatchrNdRy posted:It was a tumultuous time for our nation: Sit! I said, Sit! Um, take a walk. Sniff that other dog's butt. See? He does exactly what I tell him.
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Nov 20, 2013 21:02
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I'm sorry, I was counting the cocktail radishes. Now, where was I? Hehehe. I can see why this is so popular.
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Nov 21, 2013 09:58
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Hogburto posted:I don't know. Fish sandwich... are you sure? No sir! Don't take the steam tray!
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Nov 21, 2013 23:42
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CatchrNdRy posted:Once you get used to the smell of melted hog fat, you'll wonder how you ever did without it Smell like Streep, for cheap!
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Nov 22, 2013 07:36
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Skeesix posted:I can't hear a thing at all! Are you sure it's on? 
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Here, let me show you how to put on a tie.  This is going to get worse before it gets better...
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MondayHotDog posted:Fear not, Skeesix. I am your spirit guide. ...and the cider mill operated continuously until 1941, when its workers left to fight in the second World War. When they returned, the old girl was just as they left her, only now, it was infested with thousands, upon thousands of rats. And if you listen real carefully, you can still hear them gnawing away at the apples and splashing around in the toilets. 
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