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mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

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mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Do over Ham posted:

Bjay9, I want to tell you about the most wonderful place in the world: goonie heaven. In goonie heaven, there are mountains of tendies, and you can't turn around without memeing another goon's shitpost!

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

TMMadman posted:

Even as we speak, Ayatollah Jerusalem and his cadre of shitposters are consolidating their power.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

York_M_Chan posted:

I've never heard of these YOSPS. Are they some kind of church?

Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church-- captain what's-his-name?

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

TMMadman posted:

DizzyBum! I knew it was him! Even when it was the chubs, I knew it was him!

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

IMJack posted:

No, I'm here for Microwave Cookery.

Oh, wait... Gimmick Quote-ery.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

He's the greatest showman since that kid who eats worms.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Look at him strutting around like he's cock of the walk. Well, let me tell you, Jerusalem is cock of nothing.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Good news, Mrfart. We saved your gamecock. But I’m afraid he’ll never fight again.

All we have to do is go down to the pound and get a new jazzcock

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Do over Ham posted:

It was a ring toss game. :downs:

It was a baby ox!

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

IMJack posted:

That's me alright, and the guy standing next to me is President Gerald Ford. And this is when I was on tour with the Smashing Pumpkins. Oh, and here's a picture of me in outer space.

Would you like to see my Grammy award?

Hey, don't throw your garbage in here.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

FanofPortals posted:

Here are your messages.
Your IMJack has been impounded
You have 30 minutes to remove your IMJack
Your IMJack has been crushed into a cube
You have 30 minutes to remove your cube.

That baby changed our lives.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Oral thermometer my eye. Think warm thoughts, Ham, cause this is mighty cold.


I'm there.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Make him stop, make him stop!

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.


mrfart fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Jul 23, 2017

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

mrfart fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Jul 9, 2018

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

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mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

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