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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Is this the end of Zombie Simpsons quote threads?

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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 19:59
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Work that pelvis.
* # ¿ Oct 8, 2013 22:40
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Funky See Funky Do posted:

The OP has no decency. He called me "Monkey See Monkey Do"!

PRAY FOR MOJO.

* # ¿ Oct 9, 2013 02:02
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

All this time I've been calling her Crandall! :doh:

It's a perfectly cromulent name. :mad:

* # ¿ Oct 9, 2013 03:05
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Roark posted:



...nah, forget it. Go home kid. :smith:
* # ¿ Oct 11, 2013 22:59
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

delljit posted:

It was that crippled Irishmen!

Look out, delljit! He's Irish!

* # ¿ Oct 12, 2013 16:31
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Come on, Locust. It's like kissing a peanut!
* # ¿ Oct 12, 2013 23:09
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Writer Cath posted:

I think he's talking to you.

The Thompsonnnnnnnnnnnssssssss.....

* # ¿ Oct 13, 2013 03:27
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Luigi Thirty posted:

We're here! We're queer! Get used to it!

Oh, be nice! :gay:

* # ¿ Oct 13, 2013 19:29
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

IMJack posted:

I want to go to Mount Splashmore!
Take me take me take me take me NOW!
NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!
Mount Splashmore, please take me there right now!

Mom, Dad? IMJack's DEAD!

* # ¿ Oct 13, 2013 22:31
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Hogburto posted:

Give me the drugs, Lisa.

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN! :catdrugs:

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

For all the latest medical poop
Call Surgeon General C. Everett Bouvenstein

Be careful, Charlie, you'll give yourself skin failure.

* # ¿ Oct 14, 2013 03:35
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Striking Yak posted:

Do not touch Willie. Good advice!

Lousy Smarch weather. :mad:

* # ¿ Oct 14, 2013 12:33
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Hogburto posted:

Bart, you didn't finish your spaghetti and Moe balls!
(Silence, you fool. It can be ours!)
Run, boy! Run! Run for your life! Boy!

Hogburto, you promised you'd Moe the lawn today.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Sanguinia posted:

Kill two for matching gloves!

The doll's trying to kill me and Sanguinia's been laughing at me!

* # ¿ Oct 15, 2013 01:01
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

MondayHotDog posted:

You're the ignoramus.

But I was using my whole rear end. :(

* # ¿ Oct 15, 2013 01:55
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Women's Rights? posted:

You see, epidermis means your hair. So technically it's true.

Milpool~~~~

* # ¿ Oct 15, 2013 02:02
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Roark posted:

I, uhh, would also like to express my fondness for that particular beer.

Mmm...you can really taste the goat.

* # ¿ Oct 15, 2013 23:19
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Do over Ham posted:

Well la-de-da, Mr. Park Avenue manicure.

They keep all the jerks on page 16.

* # ¿ Oct 16, 2013 12:31
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Writer Cath posted:

What the hell kind of a catchphrase is that?

I'll be in my room. :smith:

* # ¿ Oct 17, 2013 02:06
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Drink-Mix Man posted:



I told him that photo would come back to haunt him.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

jscolon2.0 posted:

Tubby?

Slow down! You're not on the moon yet!

* # ¿ Oct 19, 2013 01:16
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Writer Cath posted:

I have a small part in a Broadway musical. It's not much, but it's a start.

♫
I'm checking in...

* # ¿ Oct 19, 2013 18:27
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

IMJack posted:

Money gets you one more round,
So drink it down, you stupid clown,
Money gets you one more round,
Then you're out on your rear end!

Don't cry for me. I'm already dead. :(

* # ¿ Oct 19, 2013 18:48
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I don't understand it, that was non-alcoholic champagne. :psyduck:

I don't understand it. James Coco went mad in fifteen minutes! :confused:

* # ¿ Oct 19, 2013 22:49
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Jerusalem posted:

Lousy cheap weather-stripping! :argh:

Lousy Smarch weather! :argh:

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

IMJack posted:

:thejoke: We'll go on TV and sing, sing, sing.

The old grey mare
She ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Jerusalem posted:

What the? The Catholic Church? I wonder if they can provide faster nudity? I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?

Buy him out, boys! :black101:

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

jscolon2.0 posted:

Duffman can't die. Only the actors that play him.

Duffman is quoting in the direction of the problem!

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
And now for a delicious memo. Mmmmmmm....memo....

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Deviant posted:

Now look sad and say 'Doh'.


...Doh. :(

That's what they all say. They all say :doh:

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Bjay9 posted:

I'd kill you if I had my gun! :argh:

Yeah, well you don't.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

IMJack posted:

I wonder if she saw it coming and they made plans to retire her character this season. That would answer the question of who was going to die this year.

Not according to this.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Luigi Thirty posted:

Starland Vocal Band? They suck!

Look at these records: Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, The Doodletown Pipers. Now look at Luigi's records, they stink!

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I could sure use that flying motorcycle now. :sweatdrop:

Oh, that monkey is gonna pay. :argh:

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

We've got clamato, Mr. Pibb and soy milk.

Ewww,blech. I'll take a crab juice.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Writer Cath posted:

D'oh!

A deer!

A female deer!

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

IMJack posted:

A bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big!

I call the big one Bitey!

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Who needs the SA Mart?
Now here's the tricky part:
Oh won't you rhyme with me?

Mono-D'OH!

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