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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

oldskool posted:

Feelin' fine.
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Skeesix posted:

Look Cookie! I'm learneding!

Skeesix, get off the thread, sweetheart"

* # ¿ Nov 3, 2013 21:13
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

You will give one hundred and ten percent...

:stare:
That's impossible. No one can give more than one hundred percent. By definition that is the most anyone can give.

* # ¿ Nov 4, 2013 02:50
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Everything Counts posted:

...no.

No.

* # ¿ Nov 7, 2013 03:50
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Everything Counts posted:

Dad, there are other wipes besides star wipes.

I'll star wipe you! :argh:

* # ¿ Nov 10, 2013 03:15
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Uh oh. I smell another cheap cartoon crossover.:rolleyes:

Yes, Drink-Mix Man, everything stinks.

* # ¿ Nov 20, 2013 02:58
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Jerusalem posted:

Well....

Now, THAT'S sarcasm!

* # ¿ Nov 22, 2013 01:27
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Deviant posted:

...et tu, Zud?

Didn't he, Deviant? Didn't he?

* # ¿ Nov 22, 2013 04:25
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Writer Cath posted:

Not if they were called Scum Drops.

You can't win friends with Writer
You can't win friends with Writer
You can't win friends with Writer...

* # ¿ Nov 26, 2013 00:35
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Spiffster posted:

To post, send me your parent's braaaaaiiiinnnssss or write parent's brain in the subject column and send them to...



BRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINSSSSSSSS!!!! :argh:

* # ¿ Nov 26, 2013 04:44
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Who left the lights on? Who's in here? Cletus? Cousin Merl? Big Hungry Joe?

Maris?

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Spiffster posted:

Drink-mix Man! What are you looking at?

Mister Kingdom is thrusting in the direction of the problem!

* # ¿ Nov 29, 2013 02:01
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

AngryCaterpillar posted:

You are out of sperm.
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Writer Cath posted:

Watish! Cracks whip.

Licorice whip!
* # ¿ Nov 29, 2013 14:19
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Frink posted:

Implied MondayHotDog... or implode?

MOM, make him stop! :mad:

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I was the tough kid, Smelly.

I call the big one Bitey.

* # ¿ Dec 1, 2013 23:25
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

HellOnEarth posted:

Mr. Foxtrot, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Jerusalem posted:

I'll tell you the truth, Skeesix.... I didn't run any tests.

I'm not gonna lie to you, Jerusalem....

* # ¿ Dec 4, 2013 13:31
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Elfface posted:



"Who the devil are you?"

I am evil Ho-mer! I am evil Ho-mer!
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CatchrNdRy posted:



did you have that backwards talking dream too?

LOOK IN BURNS' SUIT! :argh:

* # ¿ Dec 6, 2013 23:11
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:



:stonk:
I have no idea what's going on.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Writer Cath posted:

I'll see you in Hell... from Heaven!

Mommy?

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Hogburto posted:

You've failed at everything you've ever tried.

I'm not the principal of the thread, mother! :mad:

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Everything Counts posted:

And you never will be. :iceburn:

I HAVE NO SON!

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

IMJack posted:

"Back to the three Rs!"
"Two Rs come September."

Lousy Smarch weather! :mad:

* # ¿ Dec 8, 2013 03:34
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Writer Cath posted:

Kill Wealthy Dowager.

:stare:
MUST KILL MOE!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
MUST KILL MOE!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
MUST KILL MOE!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

* # ¿ Dec 8, 2013 05:03
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

DrBouvenstein posted:



Now, let's talk rust-proofing. These Colecos'll rust up on ya' like that.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Senior Woodchuck posted:



Way to quote, no quote!

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Everything Counts posted:

I'd kill you if I had my gun!

Yeah, well, ya don't.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Hogburto posted:

I'm afraid we have no leads, but I can safely say Apu did not suffer.

Thank you, come again!

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Tokelau All Star posted:

Hey funboys, get a room!

I must get back to Dancecentrum in Struttgart in time to see Tokelau All Star.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I have a small role in a broadway musical. It's not much but it's a start.

Bra-vo.

♫ I'm checking in...

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Skeesix posted:

I'm more of a well-wisher in that I don't wish you any.... specific harm

Skeesix, I want you to remember me just as I am right now, filled with murderous rage.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

MondayHotDog posted:

That's your solution to everything, to live under the sea. It's not gonna happen.

You gotta help me, Monday. I've tried nothin' and I'm all out of quotes.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Drink-Mix Man posted:

It's bringing love, don't let it get away! Break its legs! :bahgawd:

I don't bring you peace and love, I bring you fear, famine, pestilence. :mad:

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Pander posted:

Where's my elephant?

His name was Stampy and you loved him. :rolleyes:

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Writer Cath posted:

Excellent.

Exactly.


D'oh!

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

mrfart posted:

I take it from your yelling that you like my tofu dogs?

Back then, I was known as the fifth mrfart!

* # ¿ Dec 21, 2013 04:39
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

MondayHotDog posted:

Come on, people. Someone ordered the London Symphony Orchestra. Possibly while high. Drink-Mix Man, I'm looking in your direction.

Oh, this is just great. First MondayHotDog wrecks my pig, then Skeesix steals my orchestra, and now Drink-Mix Man's in my cooler. Get out of there!

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Drink-Mix Man posted:

This one of our many light switches. It functions in both the "on" and "off" mode.

:f5h: "On," "off," "on," "off..."

Bed goes up, bed goes down. Bed goes up, bed goes down.

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