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DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.


On nights following The Colbert Report, Nerdist Industries founder / recovering Singled Out host Chris Hardwick builds a game show around The Internet and rounds up three well-known and/or up-and-coming comedians to play it.

People who wretch at the idea of an "internet game show": This show actually gets The Internet. It's not treated as this tangible thing for people to play up/down to; it's merely a platform for Hardwick and his contestants to riff from, not unlike Tosh.0 (except far less mean-spirited).

People who wretch at the mention of Chris Hardwick's name: The show isn't really dependent on his dorky, excitable sense of humor. While he's not above the use of a tired catchphrase ("INTERNETS," the final round being named "FTW"), or building the odd question around how much some people hate him (which, given his omnipresence around pop internet, can't necessarily be helped), he largely leaves the comedy to his contestants, bouncing off them when appropriate. As a result, the quality of the show depends less on Hardwick and more on the night's lineup.

And so far, the lineups have ranged from solid to stellar. Last week's shows have included the likes of Kumail Nanjiani, Kyle Kinane, Andrew Daly (Eastbound and Down), June Diane Raphael (NTSF:SD:SUV::), Deon Cole (Conan O'Brien), James Adomain, and Thomas Lennon (who's also the co-executive producer of the series).

This week's lineup is equally promising:

quote:

MONDAY 10/28: Eugene Mirman, Kristen Schaal, Doug Benson
(Repeats tonight at 8 PM. DO NOT MISS THIS; phenomenal half-hour if you like watching comics bounce off each other.)

TUESDAY 10/29: Patton Oswalt (!!!), Matt Braunger, Nikki Glaser

WEDNESDAY 10/30: Scott Aukerman (!!!), Matt Besser, Megan Neuringer

THURSDAY 10/31: Natasha Leggero, Moshe Kasher, Steve Agee

Once again, that's midnight ET/PT on Comedy Central, Mondays through Thursdays. If you set your DVR, be sure to have it record an extra minute over!

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DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
If they ever talk Norm McDonald onto this show they'll have hit the high-water mark.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
"So if she calls her vagina The Cheesecake Factory, then she wants to get hosed in her Denny's?"
"NO NO NO NO...her Outback Steakhouse! \o/"

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
Hey, we're back tonight:

MONDAY 11-4: Jonah Ray, Ali Wong, Howard Kremer

TUESDAY 11-5: Iliza Shlesinger, Michael Che, Rhys Darby

WEDNESDAY 11-6: Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Ron Funches

THURSDAY 11-7: Paul F. Tompkins, Julie Klausner, Baron Vaughn

Not a lot of *names* this week aside from Paul F. Tompkins and the Sklar Brothers (I'm sure I'm not the only guy who remembers Cheap Seats), but apparently Judd Apatow is coming up next week, so yeah, holy poo poo.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

raditts posted:

A lot of Reddit poo poo too. I just figured he name drops them to show how hip and with it he is with the internets and the nerds.

Reddit's a big enough (and easily accessible) community that, like the Gawker family, offers no shortage of material.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

Old James posted:

God, David Spade sucks...

I get the feeling he's drunk off his rear end. I wonder what Hardwick's thinking.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

Roxors posted:

Yeah, I feel Like Brennen was the only one really getting into it tonight.

Andi Osho was all right, but David Spade phoned it in. Seriously, his FTW caption was the kind of poo poo you write when you've completely given up.

And again, not convinced he was sober tonight. I'm thinking less "Hey I'm Doug Benson and I just plain like weed," more "LIFE IS PAIN GLUG GLUG GLUG"

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
Oh poo poo, tomorrow's lineup is awesome! And Kristen Schaal returns Thursday!

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Haha look at Chris 10 years ago.

31yo Chris looks older than 41yo Chris!

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
:laffo: NOTHING'S CHANGED

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
Tyler Perry's Lord of the Rings

Grumpycat on a Hot Tin Roof

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
"...Working mothers?"

Holy poo poo, Kumail!

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
This live challenge is going to own.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
Canada, you're ahead.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
Doug's line went right over my head. Could somebody hoist me up and explain?

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
In other news, Chris Jericho is apparently booked for March 3 and DOMINIC MONAGHAN is booked for March 11.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

Apoplexy posted:

The thing about Chris having 400 loving Nerdist podcast episodes and a buncha Nerdist TV episodes behind him is that he knows a goddamn huge amount of nerdy celebrities and can call them up for a guest spot on this, with a great chance that they're the right type of "funny" to make it work well. gently caress yeah, @midnight.

Matt Smith and David Tennant aren't doing much. Maybe on a bye week for Craig Ferguson...

Nah, that episode would just ramble and degenerate into brazen silliness; they'd never get past Rapid Refresh.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
I think it's good that there seems to be a little something for almost everybody on a rotating basis. Some episodes are duds for some people, but they work for others, and there remains a good chance that the next episode will flip a few people around.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

achillesforever6 posted:

I'm wondering if CM Punk is still do the show, man that would be awkward seeing how he walked out of the WWE and all.

If Hardwick still wants Punk and vice versa, they'll probably slot him into a non-WWE themed show. Meanwhile I'm off to PSP to learn what the gently caress.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

NACHOS ARE GETTIN' COLD, KOFI

NACHOS ARE GETTIN' COLD

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

sportsgenius86 posted:

hahahaha Nick Thune is killing the parent texts

Fuckin' Gex ain't doing so bad either.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
"50K fills my childless uterus!" Go Neko, drat!

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

Mr. Fowl posted:

More importantly: Is Brett Gelman on tomorrow?

Yep, he'll be on with Natasha Leggero and Thomas Lennon.

EDIT: Wednesday is Matt Walsh, Matt Besser, and Ian Roberts. Thursday is Jimmy Pardo, Jen Kirkman, and James Davis.

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DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
"I filmed you giving the shocker to my cat." :supaburn:

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

escape artist posted:

Gary Marshall needs to show up on there with Gillian.

I love Garry Marshall and I'd hate to throw him shade, but would he even get this show?

Or (serious question) is there another Gary Marshall who's young and social-media savvy?

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

escape artist posted:

Paul F. Tompkins, currently undefeated on the show, plays many characters on podcasts, including Garry Marshall. Last I heard he was chasing the Loch Ness monster with his new wife, Gillian Jacobs-Marshall.

Ah, poo poo, Comedy Bang! Bang! right? Okay, thanks for clearing that up.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

404GoonNotFound posted:

I don't think anyone's going to survive this massage video.

The way they all just recoiled at the question was amazing.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

Acquilae posted:

The best part is they all had the same gasp and finger point reaction.

No, what brought it home was Grace squeezing her head and stammering out "rump," praying that it would just be over.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

Tupping Liberty posted:

Welcome.

Actually I have a huge crush on Hannah Hart myself.

I was kind of crushing on Mamrie myself, but all three of them were awesome.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

Y-Hat posted:

Ugh, that loving selfie. We are so consumed with "going viral" these days, at the expense of talent.

Yes, the world sucks and the oceans are rising but we're too busy jerking off to celebrities, let's put that on hold for thirty minutes and laugh at Jared Leto as Buddy Christ.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

404GoonNotFound posted:

On the one hand, this is really weighted in Jericho's favor.
On the other, Jericho is awesome and anything that keeps Kindler out of the finals is fine by me.

On the other other hand, did Kindler just mold his last words from Mickey Rourke's monologue in The Wrestler?

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
Jericho, Punk, Funches. Pull the trigger, Nerdist.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

Mr. Fowl posted:

Who won? My DVR cut out.

Bamford took it.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

BigRed0427 posted:

What the hell is TInder?

Grindr for straight people. You snap a selfie, you thumb up-down other selfies of people who are nearby, and if someone you thumb-up does the same for you, it connects you two.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
@midnight started asking fans/followers to tweet under "#AtMidnightDreamTeam"; a dream team can consist of any three people, living or dead. Any thoughts?

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DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

zVxTeflon posted:

Joel Hodgson

Saw that name, immediately told @midnight that I wanted an MST3K episode. Either Mike, Bill, and Kevin or Joel, Trace, and Frank. Or gently caress it, do a whole MST3K double-header. Make THAT a Wednesday show.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
"You eat out the filling..." :laffo:

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
John Wilkes Photobooth. Holy loving poo poo, Kumail!

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
Guys? Apparently Morgan Murphy dropped out.

So tonight it's Patton Oswalt, some guy named Blaine Capatch, and...let's see...Brian Posehn.

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DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
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You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
This has the potential to be a classic.

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