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Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

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Seriously I usually hate beards but :swoon:

Attention all men personal grooming is cool, please at least shave your pits and balls, tia

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Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Pick posted:

WAX your balls you loving cowards

"Pfft you women can't handle pain like a man"

"WAXING STRIPS GET THEM AWAY FROM ME EEEEEEK"

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Noblesse Obliged posted:

Then I'll have 3 bare spots in my pelt. You got weird rear end tastes lady.

Anyone who has that pubey thing going on from head to toe needs full body laser removal

No one wants to navigate Pube Forest while trying to give a bj

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

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Pick posted:

Or at least those little hair-puller roller things, you know the mechanical ones

Those things suck, I guess if you're Asian or some other race/body type gifted with hair softer than a baby's rear end they work, but not for me.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Pick posted:

I know someone who FIRST tried it on her cooch and whooo boy don't do that

Hahahaha

Aaaahahaha

And I thought Nair was bad

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Prettz posted:

i'm turned on most by tomboys. i don't care if your athletic or not, if you act all tomboyish, i can't take my eyes off you.

I'm a woman and feel the same. Something about femmy boys and/or tomboyish girls :allears:

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Wearing pantyhose without cotton underwear sounds like yeast city especially on a hot day

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Espy posted:

Wow way to erase bisexuals

Beep boop

Getting...reprogrammed

Man switch off

Lesbianism ACTIVATED


Pick posted:

Nair REEKS

Yeah and half the time it removes like a quarter of the hair and leaves me with a chemical burn :|
Getting as much of me lasered as possible, not looking back

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Shoeonhead22 posted:

Is it weird if a guy has an extended treasure trail from his bellybutton right down to his penis but the rest of his genital area is clean shaven??!?

I think it looks nice

Agreed. I love a treasure trail as long as it's well-groomed and relatively thin (as in, not a giant ball of hair on his belly)

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Prettz posted:

like a week ago i tried nairing my super-hairy legs. i followed the instructions exactingly and left it on for some extended time just to be sure. it was and continues to be a disaster.

just leave the hair. it's so not worth it.

Shave. It's fast and easy, especially with a good razor.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Noblesse Obliged posted:

wait a drat minute. how did this go from the ladies thread to the fix mean thread.

so...as a lady, whats the best way to sleep naked without oozing everywhere like the goblin from that stupid ernest Halloween movie where he gives here a kiss and goes ehewewwewewew

I think it's just become gender neutral Hairtalk now.

Honestly there is no way, breathable cotton panties are probably better anyway. Another option is loose, guy-like boxer shorts. I alternate between the two.
You could also just lay an old blanket that you don't care about or comfortable towel underneath you before bed

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

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Prettz posted:

why would you not want to ooze, especially if you've got a guy in the same bed :pervert:

It can get uncomfortable tbh and if there's no guy around it's no fun

I'm talking about regular vag stuff and not periods. Those are even less fun. WAY less fun.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

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Espy posted:

Hey some women are just naturally dry, what about them?

There's a huge difference between natural variation between wetness to the point of needing lube and having that soul sucking, painful, weird chafed feeling that hormonal bc dryness brings.

It's almost like having a parched throat in the spot of your groin

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Excessive mucous without any obvious triggers could be indicative of BV. If you feel okay that's cool, but if its accompanied by any other symptoms maybe check out a gyno

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Espy posted:

Also realtalk if you want to scare men away just start talking about woman pain

also sore boobs suck especially when they catch on a wall from turning a corner too tight

Oh my god yes. My boobs pick random days to just REALLY HURT and my guy tries to touch them only to have me reel back in pain like he just used my tits as a punching bag.

Pick posted:

it can come out kind of a vandyke brown color and looks like chewed bubble gum :q:

:laffo:

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

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Noblesse Obliged posted:

as a woman i flex that poo poo so hard i rocket my uterine wall out like a big greasy bloody balloon like its nothing.

step up ladies

I have endometriosis and get to trade off very rare periods for the few times that they do happen (like once every 4 months) being REALLY loving HORRIBLE and gross and painful.

Eh...worth it. :v:

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

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Pick posted:

I think it's weird that men sexualize sleepovers

honestly we mostly talked about how to get beer without our parents finding out

Don't you know, any time two or more women are in the same space without men around we all rip off our clothes and get into massive orgies and scream like we're being stabbed while cheesy music starts playing in the background

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

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Motherfucker posted:

realtalk do chicks have good friends? Do chicks experience bromance?

We can not have friends, we only congregate with others of our hive in order to plan the uprising against men

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Noblesse Obliged posted:

as a sexual woman with an inner goddess, you let us worry about it. you're just going to do it wrong anyway.

The best is when a guy tries to do what he sees in mainstream porno and rubs it really hard and fast like he's trying to start a fire

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

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Pick posted:

AH gently caress that's the worst

What's hilarious is 90% of the poo poo they try from it are all movements designed so people could actually see what was going on with the vagina in camera angles, not real life

Oh it's also fun when they try to jam in fingers and just kind of wiggle them around like a parasite

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Motherfucker posted:

What kind of creature should we wiggle them around like.


You must answer in terms of animals or I will get confused and bellow like a whale.

Sort of like a human being's penis, back and forth with fingers curved upwards to put gentle pressure on the G-Spot. A "come hither" motion basically.
Or whatever your partner likes the most. Just for the love of god don't wiggle your fingers, you wouldn't like it if a woman suddenly started randomly poking at your dick without actually stimulating it

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Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

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Crow Jane posted:

Calvin Klein is practically the only brand that's cut long enough for me without having to go into tall sizes. I love the man.

Screw tall pants, I have weirdly short legs for my height so always have to hunt down short legged jeans or work slacks. They're always the frumpy reject styles too :saddowns:

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