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les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008
I've only ever used pantyhose for practical/mechanical usage, like coffee filters or baffling aquarium filter intakes.

I don't have any cute outfits to wear with tights or leggings anyway. :(

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les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008

Prettz posted:

i know that this is absolutely true. if it weren't, high heels would not exist. all guys either don't give a poo poo about them or they're like me and think they're downright unattractive.

high heels were invented for men originally, fun fact!

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008

whoflungpoop posted:

Used pantyhose are great for brine shrimp nets. I used to keep seahorses and they are picky eaters so side tank as brine shrimp hatchery + pantyhose net = happy seahorse lunch :yum:

That's actually pretty brilliant. I've been messing around with a regular net this entire time.

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008

Noblesse Obliged posted:

wait a drat minute. how did this go from the ladies thread to the fix men thread.

so...as a lady, whats the best way to sleep naked without oozing everywhere like the goblin from that stupid ernest Halloween movie where he gives here a kiss and goes ehewewwewewew

Use a cup, they're legit

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008

Espy posted:

She's not talking period also cups own

You can use a cup for general mucus flow too can't you?

^ this is it, the grossest post ^

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008

Motherfucker posted:

realtalk do chicks have good friends? Do chicks experience bromance?

nah, we're just getting close and waiting for a chance to strike down our rivals when they least expect it so we can stand atop their corpses in our cutest pumps? it's kind of hardcore, really.

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008

Motherfucker posted:

This is way cooler than all the boring answers.

being a woman is basically a lifelong game of paranoia. it's great.

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008

Motherfucker posted:

What kind of creature should we wiggle them around like.


You must answer in terms of animals or I will get confused and bellow like a whale.

inchworm, i guess?

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008

Motherfucker posted:

gently caress women.


I'm going gay it is way simpler and less demanding.

man I told you to wiggle it like an inchworm dog it ain't that hard!

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008

Prettz posted:

no. unless you're dying streaks of hair bright pink or blue (sexy as gently caress), just don't ever dye your hair ever. it's such a dumb thing to do. like wearing high heels.

look at wrongo mcincorrectson over here

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008

Prettz posted:

hahahaha, wrong according to what criteria? no, seriously.

ah perhaps you are correct and your subjective opinion is indeed more correct than literally everyone elses carry on goon sir

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008

A Spider Covets posted:

OK so

vaginoplasty

what IS that??? if you're 50, do you need to suddenly have the vagina of a 10 year old? inquiring minds need to know

your vagina doesn't look like a porn star's? what's wrong with your freak body? let us slice it up and make it look perfect!

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008
Isn't the point of caramel that it's literally burnt sugar? How the hell can you have sugar free caramelized sugar?

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008
oh, fair enough

still, I can't imagine eating enough caramel to need a substitute jar in your life

I can't imagine eating enough caramel to need a jar to begin with, honestly

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008

Pick posted:

you can eat less than jar

I don't think I eat enough caramel in an entire five year period to justify that purchase, honestly.

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008
can I just say that farmers markets are the actual best thing?

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008

Reset Button posted:

:3: i would take this as an opportunity to call someone gay hitler, gaytler if u will, but no

*gaydolf hitler, probably

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008
you don't get the full lust penis experience unless you read the original mspaint version, honestly
the remake of it loses a lot of that original magic

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les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008

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