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Jul 19, 2009
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I know someone who thinks if you're wearing pantyhose then you don't have to wear underwear. I vehemently disagree, because then you get your pantyhose all crotchy. You need to avoid that because washing pantyhose is like a death sentence for them since they are made of angel's sneezes and ghost whispers.












please help me buy this and wear it so i can horsebag a brony convention, thank you

Pick fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Jun 8, 2014

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Jul 19, 2009
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Furthermore, the newfound fashion of layering tees is a conspiracy to make us buy more clothes. Men don't have to worry about their bras showing due to flimsy fabric, usually.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Corn Thongs posted:

Whoa! Yes that is totally wrong, wear underwear always at all times. I hope this person wears pantyhose once and never again because dat poo poo gross

I sort of hope not because what a loving waste of money. Pantyhose cost the same per ounce as like... saffron.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Zombies' Downfall posted:

That's pretty gross, and I've always considered pantyhose to be something you wear once when you need to and then dump OP (which is ecologically unsound I guess but the trick is to almost never need to wear them and instead wear pants or tights or any of the myriad other things that do not rip into pieces when you scratch an itch on your thigh)

Well, there are the knee-high ones that I think are safe to re-use until they stop working for when you want to wear classy heels with pants or something.

I do actually wash my pantyhose, it's just that you have to do it by hand and it's a pain and I'm not trying to get rid of straight-up crotch contact.

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Jul 19, 2009
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grapey posted:

Lady here checking in for the ladies thread

you are welcome here

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Jul 19, 2009
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Black Milk clothes are overpriced as fook

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Jul 19, 2009
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Crow Jane posted:

I wear 'em without underwear because I'm dating a leg fetishist who is always willing to buy me more pairs. Plus, no panty lines, and it's nice to feel the breeze on your nethers.

The no panty line thing is important, true. But the seamless underwear can often resolve that.

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Jul 19, 2009
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dogsupremacy posted:

then i write my name in piss on the snow... jealous ladies???

Whatever, I can cover like an entire snowbank

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Jul 19, 2009
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Corn Thongs posted:

yeah I see the leggings and think they're cute then i see the price tag like :eyepop:

I'm still not a big leggings fan anyway. They were what we wore in like elementary school.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Personally I want boot cut jeans to come back. I don't really like skinny jeans either, though they're way better for high boots. But I sort of like pantboots, so you know.

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Jul 19, 2009
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dogsupremacy posted:

When it is really hot I take my shirt off and mow the lawn and its no big deal

so? I can do that too it's called a sports bra

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Jul 19, 2009
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Crow Jane posted:

I bought a pair of high-heeled booties today that I kind of love, but they look really dumb with my skinny jeans. Boot-cuts would cover up the cool buckles, though, so I'm just going to wear tights and leggings all winter and die of hypothermia.

Two layers! Remember, always two layers.

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Jul 19, 2009
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jidohanbaiki posted:

Also, I love my IUD. No more big heavy periods where I lay a big blob of uterine lining when I sneeze. (Just trying to get the boys out of here, you're welcome.)

Those need to come back into fashion too. The IUDs, that is, not blobbin' out uterine lining.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Joe Don Baker posted:

you could just stop having pre-marital sex you whores.

or you can shove plastic or copper up your twat. whatever works i guess.

awww someone's mad we're having shittons of sex, just not with you :ohdear:

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Jul 19, 2009
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Crow Jane posted:

The thing is, girls dress up for other girls more than for guys. And girls are critical beyotches who don't appreciate sloppiness.

I once saw another woman try to pair up two lime green things that weren't quite the same shade of lime green and I almost tackled that fool

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Jul 19, 2009
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Crow Jane posted:

That's kind of butch, dude. The key is to whisper to your friend while side-eying the offender.

Well that was of course the alternative course, to which I steered with all due aplomb

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Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Actually, the best one is if you're walking by talking on the phone to suddenly stop talking, drop your arm like a foot, sneer, and then resume your conversation with a shake of the head

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Jul 19, 2009
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Crow Jane posted:

Heels are actually a lot more comfortable for me than flats, no lie.

For me it's about equal. Or at least my only problem is if there's a peep in front and my toes get jammed in it because loving hell

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Jul 19, 2009
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Crow Jane posted:

I just keep to myself, but imagine what the folks on What Not to Wear would have to say about it.

I don't think they're as keen as they think they are. They just push the most conservative, outdated rules.

PICK'S FASHION RULE: get it tailored

you're welcome

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Jul 19, 2009
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grapey posted:

I hate wearing socks winter or summer, so I'm definitely not a fan of pantyhose or leggings. However, this means that my feet are nasty and I literally used my husband's sander to smooth down my heels. Worked awesomely!

Rock Apparently Factors into Girlfriend's Shower Routine best article

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Jul 19, 2009
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you're right, we should inject some gayporn talk stat

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Jul 19, 2009
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so how 'bout romancing garrus

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Jul 19, 2009
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sebmojo posted:

I am raising a 5 year old girl with terrifyingly precise clothing taste apart from weirdly on her head she will stick any old poo poo up there idek why.

Hats are stupid

e: I've never figured out bobby pins

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Jul 19, 2009
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Espy posted:

They aren't hard you literally are pinning your hair did your mom never teach you anything

nothing about hair

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Jul 19, 2009
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sebmojo posted:

hair facts:
1. it is brown (mainlyu)
2. cut by haircutter
3. bobby pins? (tbc)
4. ...

let's crowdsource this bitch

my hair is not brown and i cut it myself for years

and then when i did get it cut by someone else it was by a girl who did horse dressage, she assured me it used the same principles

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Jul 19, 2009
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Espy posted:

I enjoy fashion and looking nice is a thing everyone (woman or man) can enjoy, but I also choose on some days to just wear a shirt and jeans because I am a college student. Make-up is a far bigger issue if you want something beauty culture to crush, and even then men should wear make-up too since you can use it to make yourself look more masculine if you know what you're doing. Guyliner :allears:

Guyliner rocks, and when they get their brows done

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Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Fashion is just art you wear. Don't hate art.

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Jul 19, 2009
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I was totally thinking of that guy!!

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Jul 19, 2009
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Espy posted:

It doesn't look good on fair skinned blonde goons though, you have to have darker hair for it to work.

Well, depending on eye color you might be able to get away with a lighter shade, like maybe a cinnamon.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Cuckoo posted:

Seriously I usually hate beards but :swoon:

Attention all men personal grooming is cool, please at least shave your pits and balls, tia

WAX your balls you loving cowards

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Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

it's basically a modern word for kohl

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Jul 19, 2009
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Cuckoo posted:

"Pfft you women can't handle pain like a man"

"WAXING STRIPS GET THEM AWAY FROM ME EEEEEEK"

Or at least those little hair-puller roller things, you know the mechanical ones

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Jul 19, 2009
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you rock posted:

Half or more things posted in the womens fashion thread are ugly, tacky, unflattering or some combination but women are so conditioned to be 'nice' and inoffensive that this wild elephant in that thread continues untamed. I don't mean to offend im just bein real

you mean every pair of leggings?

because man I just cannot get behind leggings, no matter the leggings

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Jul 19, 2009
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Cuckoo posted:

Those things suck, I guess if you're Asian or some other race/body type gifted with hair softer than a baby's rear end they work, but not for me.

I know someone who FIRST tried it on her cooch and whooo boy don't do that

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Jul 19, 2009
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Espy posted:

I just wear mono-colored leggings when wearing dresses in the winter because I need something for warmth drat it

Necessity can excuse these things

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Jul 19, 2009
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Cuckoo posted:

Hahahaha

Aaaahahaha

And I thought Nair was bad

Nair REEKS

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Jul 19, 2009
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jidohanbaiki posted:

Is this the very same chick who doesn't wear undies with her hose?

I know many ladies who have made questionable decisions re: ladyjunks

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Jul 19, 2009
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Cuckoo posted:


Yeah and half the time it removes like a quarter of the hair and leaves me with a chemical burn :|
Getting as much of me lasered as possible, not looking back

You have to scrape it so you might as well just shave

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Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I can't believe men watch Supernatural

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Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
has someone not heard of period panties?

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