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Jul 19, 2009
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whoflungpoop posted:

I haven't seen it but isn't that the one that generates tons* of slash fanfiction between the main characters?

*relative to everything else that people already write that poo poo about I mean

It's a bad show that only really has the advantage of men with unusually firm buttocks

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Jul 19, 2009
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Atasnaya Vaflja posted:

You can use a cup for general mucus flow too can't you?

^ this is it, the grossest post ^

Oh, that's a really good idea actually

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Jul 19, 2009
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Espy posted:

You are loving brilliant yo I never thought of that

I know! It might even solve the pantyhose problem as originally posed

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Jul 19, 2009
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Prettz posted:

this is completely true, it makes my super uncomfortable just to read about, and i'm a lot more open about stuff then most men.

it can come out kind of a vandyke brown color and looks like chewed bubble gum :q:

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Jul 19, 2009
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Espy posted:

I sometimes wish men had periods where they bled and had to squeeze that poo poo out of their urethra

haha! it'd look like that old making GBS threads dick nipples meme

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Jul 19, 2009
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I think it's weird that men sexualize sleepovers

honestly we mostly talked about how to get beer without our parents finding out

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Jul 19, 2009
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Obligatory Toast posted:

we watched flash videos online and chatted about poo poo like anime and video games.

we took online quizzes about how we'd DIE!

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Jul 19, 2009
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Motherfucker posted:

realtalk do chicks have good friends? Do chicks experience bromance?

loving yes, of course :psyduck:

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Jul 19, 2009
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Cuckoo posted:

We can not have friends, we only congregate with others of our hive in order to plan the uprising against men

hisss do not reveal the secrets of the Mother hssssssssssssss

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Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Crow Jane posted:

Yeah, absolutely. I don't even live in the same time zone as my BFF, and we're still sync'd up menstrually.

one of my good friends and I draw ironic porn together, it's awesome

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Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Cuckoo posted:

The best is when a guy tries to do what he sees in mainstream porno and rubs it really hard and fast like he's trying to start a fire

AH gently caress that's the worst

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Jul 19, 2009
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Cuckoo posted:

What's hilarious is 90% of the poo poo they try from it are all movements designed so people could actually see what was going on with the vagina in camera angles, not real life

Oh it's also fun when they try to jam in fingers and just kind of wiggle them around like a parasite

like they're noodling for catfish

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Jul 19, 2009
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Atasnaya Vaflja posted:

man I told you to wiggle it like an inchworm dog it ain't that hard!

men are stupid

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Jul 19, 2009
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Espy posted:

difference between wiggling and vibrating fingers tho

honestly sex toys are the best

LELO knocks it out of the park

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Jul 19, 2009
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Espy posted:

yep, also i'm a fan of hitachi magic wands, makes ya shake so good :3:

I have one and I'm not a huge fan

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Jul 19, 2009
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fuckin' Theory is the best brand and that's final

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Jul 19, 2009
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hottest woman on TV is still Lucy Liu

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Jul 19, 2009
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Crow Jane posted:

Ugh, why are boys still reading this thread? I thought we'd consecrated it with nice guy tears and the blood of our wombs.

what's next then? pregnancy skin tags?

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Jul 19, 2009
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Crow Jane posted:

Stray nipple hairs?

how about that like... ONE chin hair you always have to keep pulling because what the gently caress, chin hair! just one!

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Jul 19, 2009
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I like lambic, shame it's so loving weak

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Jul 19, 2009
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Photosynaesthesias posted:

I've seen much grosser things come out of male bodies than female bodies in a worst-case scenario but I've gotta say womens' bodies put out gross things on a more regular basis.

Depends on if you live somewhere that has mango worms.

e: cray cray nasty, do not google

Pick fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Nov 14, 2013

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Jul 19, 2009
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

I googled that expecting pictures of fruit, thanks a lot

we were talking about things that come out of human bodies

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Jul 19, 2009
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:siren: mango worms come out of vertebrate bodies and they are crazy nasty :siren:

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Jul 19, 2009
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The Worst Unicorn posted:

I like mangoes, should I be worried about this? it's kind of too late, but still

nah, it's just a name

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Jul 19, 2009
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vodka's my poison of choice

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Jul 19, 2009
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Sorry but I'm even pretty careless about shaving (like schwoop up the leg, schwoop) and I don't cut myself constantly??

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Jul 19, 2009
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Fatkraken posted:

Dude razors and lady razors are basically exactly the same except the handle is a different shape and lady razors are more expensive for a given level of quality.

I stopped shaving my legs a few years back. It was a ton of effort and other than like the three hours after shaving, it was really itchy and annoying. :feelsgood:

I'm doing no-shave November

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Jul 19, 2009
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Fatkraken posted:

You'll never get to a proper beast-like coverage of hair in a month, gotta let that poo poo go all winter. This has the added advantage of protecting bare legs from insect bites when you go walking through long grass in the spring (seriously, you can't feel bugs with shaved legs, leg hair has important sensory functions)

Well it's very probable I might, if the first month goes well. It's too cold here to have bare legs during winter anyway.

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Jul 19, 2009
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the very cheapest razor is a stolen one

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Jul 19, 2009
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good, maybe we can kill some people

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Jul 19, 2009
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Fisticuffs posted:

Wait so pantyhose don't get washed ever basically?

That is pretty loving gross.

They are really really sheer, man, they don't survive rough handling at all.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Hirudo posted:

I'm a pantsuit kinda gal myself. No need for pantyhose, just a good pair of dress socks, and a shoe like this one:



ugh the open-side version is gross

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Jul 19, 2009
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Good pantyhose are like $10/pair, that's a lot for one night out.

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Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

OMGVBFLOL posted:

I totally get why women wear them and I would probably wear them too were the tables turned, but I cannot loving stand wedge heels. It's excessive to the point of irrationality. I get grumpy when I see them, they're so aesthetically offensive to me. Not grumpy at the person wearing them, just incensed in general that wedges are a thing that exists.

I was a shoe salesman at the fancy end of a huge department store for a year so I've developed all kinds of nervous tics and stereotypes about womens' footwear, all of them pretty excessive and unreasonable, but that's the worst.

and not gladiator boots? those are the worst!!

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Jul 19, 2009
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Fatkraken posted:

my feet are too big for ladies shoes anyway, I just wear walking boots or sandals

The Rack has a section for those size 11 and above. I've seen up to 15s there, which seems like it'd accommodate anything short of Robert Wadlow.

A dead man.

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Jul 19, 2009
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hahaha feathers in your hair, yeah that sounds like something a cool person would do :buddy:

oh oh oh or the clip-in bright colored extensions!! (so mom does not get MAD :ohdear: )

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Jul 19, 2009
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also, if I see ONE MORE ombre thing i am going to poo poo a gradient

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Jul 19, 2009
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A Spider Covets posted:

lol I haven't seen feathers in forever

I did see a stupid ad for some sort of day-long hair dying though, where your options are "PINK" "BLUE" "ORANGE" and "REALLY UGLY GREEN". mix and match girls!!*

*may cause hair or boyfriend loss

Pink's like the only hair color I've seen that seems to last okay and fade out in a non-stupid way

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Jul 19, 2009
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OMGVBFLOL posted:

what the gently caress is with these boots that started coming out last fall that mix black and brown leather

what the gently caress what the gently caress

if there's one rule with leather, it's don't do EXACTLY THAT

I've seen navy and black leather combined too.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Fatkraken posted:

well I also don't really care about shoes so having big feet is a convenient excuse. I need new socks though my army boots give me blisters and my walking boots are letting water in

get those ragg wool socks

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