Prettz posted:

as a guy, i do wonder if ladies just aren't able to realize that they do have the power to, when another member of the same sex says their clothes are "bad" in some way, just punch them in the face? because this is something all guys are aware of. if you don't like my clothing style, you can go to the dentist to have your missing teeth replaced with gold ones. a quick perusal of the magazines at my grocery store checkout aisle leads me to believe girls don't realize this yet.

Pick posted:

Hats are stupid

e: I've never figured out bobby pins

Pick posted:

nothing about hair

Prettz posted:

i'm just wishing girls would wake up and start crushing the fashion industry themselves. a few times when i was at home, my mom (who has been a tv addict since before i was born) was watching some horrific model/fashion show and i almost immediately noticed that all the judges were either ultra-femmy gay guys who had absolutely no idea what was and was not attractive or sinister-looking old women who were obviously bitter and taking it all out on all young women. it's both sad and pathetic, but women seem to be really eager to buy into it, and that is also pathetic.

Pick posted:

Guyliner rocks, and when they get their brows done

Pick posted:

Fashion is just art you wear. Don't hate art.

dogsupremacy posted:

someone explain guyliner does it mean making the shadow eyes on a guy? cuse like sometimes I know we men like to dress up like women after a hard day of working out or a boxxing match or whatever just to relieve some stress but this is toooo far

Pick posted:

I was totally thinking of that guy!!

dogsupremacy posted:

do they make lipstick for men this is an important question

whoflungpoop posted:

was he the one kicked out of Saudi Arabia for being too good looking?

Pick posted:

Well, depending on eye color you might be able to get away with a lighter shade, like maybe a cinnamon.

Cuckoo posted:

Seriously I usually hate beards but

Attention all men personal grooming is cool, please at least shave your pits and balls, tia

Gravitee posted:

He has nice skin. I am jealous.

Pick posted:

you mean every pair of leggings?

because man I just cannot get behind leggings, no matter the leggings

Prettz posted:

What is "done"? Cause sometimes my eyebrows bother me a lot and I pull out lots of hairs from them until they stop bothering me. Would that qualify as done?

I'll go ahead and show all my cards: i'm turned on most by tomboys. i don't care if your athletic or not, if you act all tomboyish, i can't take my eyes off you.

Cuckoo posted:

I'm a woman and feel the same. Something about femmy boys and/or tomboyish girls

Prettz posted:

so are you lesbian or just flexible?

dogsupremacy posted:

status report my room mates girlfriend does have the wax in his bathroom he thinks but we gotta find it in the hoard of poo poo women keep in the bathroom and he will do it for me cuse im a big baby

oh and should I wax my hairy arms and legs???

dogsupremacy posted:

he is gonna wax my balls and i dont want it to be homo but if i get a boner can i blame it on a sick pain fetish or something does that sound believable to you guys???

Cuckoo posted:

Beep boop

Getting...reprogrammed

Man switch off

Lesbianism ACTIVATED

whoflungpoop posted:

Yeah, the Nair In The Shampoo urban myth is impossible just on smell alone

Also Espy every time I see your avatar I smile. Andrew Luck is the most adorable nerd in football

Noblesse Obliged posted:

wait a drat minute. how did this go from the ladies thread to the fix men thread.

so...as a lady, whats the best way to sleep naked without oozing everywhere like the goblin from that stupid ernest Halloween movie where he gives here a kiss and goes ehewewwewewew

Fruity Gordo posted:

yeah, get one of those razors men shave their faces with. womens disposable razors are total poo poo and more likely to give you nicks

Cuckoo posted:

It can get uncomfortable tbh and if there's no guy around it's no fun

I'm talking about regular vag stuff and not periods. Those are even less fun. WAY less fun.

whoflungpoop posted:

I actually like him with the neckbeard, I figure he's big and muscly and fast and a really good (minus last week) quarterback in a super macho sport so it's cool to see a manly/goony dichotomy. And a really manly cadence voice

I haven't seen it but isn't that the one that generates tons* of slash fanfiction between the main characters?

*relative to everything else that people already write that poo poo about I mean

Obligatory Toast posted:

get put on bc and anti-depressants. vaginal dryness whaddduuuup.

No im kidding don't do it it loving sucks.

Atasnaya Vaflja posted:

Use a cup, they're legit

Noblesse Obliged posted:

as a lady. how can i even out the girls. left one is larger than the right. bra-less on a tiltawhirl and hope im facing the right way?

Atasnaya Vaflja posted:

You can use a cup for general mucus flow too can't you?

^ this is it, the grossest post ^

Prettz posted:

is it easy or not to teach yourself how to squirt during orgasm? i heard a female scientist taught herself how to do it as part of an experiment that was intended to prove any girl could.

Prettz posted:

this is completely true, it makes my super uncomfortable just to read about, and i'm a lot more open about stuff then most men.

Pick posted:

it can come out kind of a vandyke brown color and looks like chewed bubble gum

Cuckoo posted:

Oh my god yes. My boobs pick random days to just REALLY HURT and my guy tries to touch them only to have me reel back in pain like he just used my tits as a punching bag.

Pick posted:

I think it's weird that men sexualize sleepovers

honestly we mostly talked about how to get beer without our parents finding out

Noblesse Obliged posted:

as a girly girl its because men get sexy with eachother and assume the same of us ladies, of which i am

Obligatory Toast posted:

we watched flash videos online and chatted about poo poo like anime and video games.

Prettz posted:

absolutely. anything your mom/teacher told you about horny little boys was vastly underrated - they had NO idea.

i never got to have one of those sleepovers

Motherfucker posted:

realtalk do chicks have good friends? Do chicks experience bromance?

Pick posted:

loving yes, of course

Prettz posted:

so anyway, where the gently caress is the clitoris? geez!!!!

Cuckoo posted:

The best is when a guy tries to do what he sees in mainstream porno and rubs it really hard and fast like he's trying to start a fire

dogsupremacy posted:

if a woman has a sleepover with you in your bed and like your making out or whatever but she isn't advancin things further do you just ask if they want to be sexhavers? Same for if a man decides to crash in your bed cuse they are hella wasted but wants to sleep with their head on the other end so it isn't homo does that mean you should ask if they want to do double oral?

Motherfucker posted:

Fruity Gordo posted:

being bi is pretty rad because men are useless and i can just go off solids for a few years and still have mondo sex

Prettz posted:

again, science says there's no such thing. only fakers.

Cuckoo posted:

Sort of like a human being's penis, back and forth with fingers curved upwards to put gentle pressure on the G-Spot. A "come hither" motion basically.
Or whatever your partner likes the most. Just for the love of god don't wiggle your fingers, you wouldn't like it if a woman suddenly started randomly poking at your dick without actually stimulating it