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Apr 21, 2010



Pick posted:

LELO knocks it out of the park

yep, also i'm a fan of hitachi magic wands, makes ya shake so good :3:

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Apr 21, 2010



Sabel posted:

Womens' business fashion is really nice.

I had to buy a new suit recently and my parents surprised me with a Calvin Klein grey number that I can wear with either a matching dress or with a blouse and pants. Makes me feel pretty powerful and it owns, especially when I got the pants on.

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Apr 21, 2010



Prettz posted:

if you're a girl who's smashed, tell us what you're smashed on. i'm actually really curious. i always hear girls like tequila (gross) and flavored rum. with this questionnaire i aim to prove the ridiculous stereotypes wrong. girls like all kind of liquor, it just depends on where they grew up.

I have hard cider in my fridge right now

also apple ale is gross since I'd rather be drinking a beer or a cider

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Apr 21, 2010



Going back to alcoholic chat, I dislike gin alone, and I dislike tonic alone, but together its bliss when you squirt in that lime juice

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Apr 21, 2010



Torka posted:

what are the health effects of having no ovaries, aside from infertility? like I know that losing your balls increases a dude's chance of getting certain cancers by a grillion percent

They regulate your hormones so she's going to be taking hormone replacement the rest of her life to replace what she's missing. Also guys losing their balls gets cancer only matters if you're not taking hormones. Hormones are pretty much needed for basic functioning, one or the other.

Honestly isn't that kind of by definition malpractice? Removing the wrong important organ seems like it'd kinda be malpractice, its not a complication of a procedure.

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Apr 21, 2010



DrPlump posted:

Looking to get my wife a "just because" gift while at lunch today. She doesn't like flowers that much she sees them as a waste of money.

Any ideas ladies?

I dunno you're kinda supposed to know what your wife likes by this point

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Apr 21, 2010



Women's Rights? posted:

Candy!

or a kitten

I'm with your wife, I don't care for flowers either because the loving things are just gonna die almost immediately. but you can never go wrong with candy.

An ex of mine pressed and preserved flowers, which was really cool

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Apr 21, 2010



Women's Rights? posted:

alternately if you have kids your present to her can be some awesome scented bath stuff, then taking the kids to go to a movie or arcade or park or whatever and telling her that her job tonight is to do 100% fuckall for the next 2-3 hous

This is a good one, exchange awesome scented bath stuff with anything she enjoys to do privately if baths aren't her thing (but baths own)

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Apr 21, 2010



Real talk if I was given chocolates I'd appreciate the gift but never eat them because I rarely eat sweets, I am a broken woman

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Apr 21, 2010



DrPlump posted:

Was worried thinking this exact same thing. Hoping she will feel less guilty indulging because it is a gift.

I mean if y'all rarely eat chocolate and don't give it to her all the time it should be okay, I just grew up around a ton of sweets and I'm really sick of them being easy to access

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Apr 21, 2010



Strawberries are my food weakness

That and I cook way too much with sriracha

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Apr 21, 2010



Gravitee posted:

I'd eat peanut butter until I barfed then eat more because hey more room.

Peanut butter is cool on strawberries

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Apr 21, 2010



DrPlump posted:

I recently discovered a product called "apple butter". I am not sure whats in it but, it. is. AMAZING!

Never look at ingredients, ignorance is bliss

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Apr 21, 2010



Pick posted:

Here's what you're allowed to eat:

- Any green fruit or vegetable other than avocado
---don't put poo poo on it, except for that one brand that makes zero calorie dressing that tastes like chalk
- oat bran
---not oat MEAL, that has like +1/3 cals or some poo poo
- shirataki noodles
---the ones without tofu
- soy sauce (perfect!!)
- you are permitted some eggplant
- sugar-free jello
- turnip/rutabaga
- Arctic Zero
- salt

Maybe I'll just keep eating what I do anyways, keep the calories at a good level, and keep enjoying my life of healthy diverse food

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Apr 21, 2010



Pick posted:

the circle of the Cosmo has banned you

i bet you drank a milk once

Actually milk is gross, I prefer soy or almond milk. Only dairy I eat is heavily fermented in some way or another.

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Apr 21, 2010



Pick posted:

at least almond milk is low-calorie, if you get it unsweetened, which of course you would because you are A Winner

tastes like someone blended some bland worthless poo poo in water, which puts it pretty high on the list of milk substitutes

I don't get why people like milk so much, its such a gross sensation and taste plain

And anyone who drinks skim milk is crazy because that poo poo is just gross white water

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Apr 21, 2010



Holy Calamity! posted:

ya and it literally comes out of cow tits. i am not quite sure why most people aren't even slightly bothered by this fact now that we don't have to rely on it to survive.

hey we're all mammals yo don't be a prude

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Apr 21, 2010



Sabel posted:

My hair stylist mailed me this handwritten note

I was going to leave her a glowing review on yelp but I figured that it would look suspicious as I would have to register to post it and a review from somebody who just registered and has zero friends makes it look like she's astroturfing

By the way if you want a cool flower hair piece Sara Monica is awesome for those, she hand makes them then writes you a personal note in pretty hand writing and throws in some candy too

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Apr 21, 2010



Pick posted:

They make a no-calorie peanut butter too, if you want to dip some celery.

It tastes like solubilized drywall

These products were The poo poo when I was in college but honestly I would rather just crawl into a whole and die than eat their fake ranch dressing again

I'm glad I enjoy food again and know how to calorie count properly so I avoid eating that kinda crap

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Apr 21, 2010



leftover posted:

I don't know, I'm one of those folks who doesn't find porn appealing at all :shrug: so I think most porn is dumb.


They're out in public now :ohdear:

You can find weird people all the time, just go outside your house more

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Apr 21, 2010



Suzuki Method posted:

catseye eyeliner all day every day

My liquid eyeliner ran out and I am too cheap to get a new one, also I want to try a new one

suggestion thread

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Apr 21, 2010



Donkay NOoo posted:

when I was first learning how do to makeup, toner was like :wth: cool for me. makes my skin all dewey and nice without being oily. if i'm not wearing makeup i still use toner everyday especially after washing my face.

makeup days is toner, moisturizer, concealer (i have gnarly dark circles and redness around nose), powder (tho I do want to get a good BB cream), light blush, eyebrows filled, then eyes depend on the occasion. if it's daytime i just do eyeliner and mascara or a sweep of neutral shadow. night time i get more heavy on eyeshadow tho i still dont like crazy colors cuz lets be honest only drag queens and runway models can pull it off. craziest color i use is blue, other than that it's lotsa browns and shades of violet and a copperish color i use sparingly.

I've been able to pull off blues and purple eye shadows but I never go heavy

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Apr 21, 2010



Shithouse Dave posted:

Ugh I've been hate-reading that mra thread and now my vagina is totally desiccated and I feel sad.

Isn't it an ironic thread or are people serious posting in it or do you mean the D&D one

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Apr 21, 2010



Pick posted:

MRAs also kind of deaden you, because you wonder how many guys are like that, or would be like that if they were uglier, or what. And sometimes you opt for douchier guys just because at least if they're outwardly douchy in a certain way, it's at least not that way.

Pro-tip: never date someone who uses coke though.

I go after bi men that have actually dated men, they tend to be grossed out by MRAs too

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Apr 21, 2010



Pick posted:

Sometimes the absolute worst guys on the planet are the "progressive" ones. Even jerkoff conservative guys tend to think they owe you something in return for being generally lovely. "Modern" guys sometimes think that they show their modernity by being as lovely to you as one can conceivably be to another human being.

Never date liberals or libertarians then

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Apr 21, 2010



VanSandman posted:

Socialists only

If they are a socialist with a neckbeard, avoid

If they are a socialist and with a bong, pursue

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Apr 21, 2010



Already do that

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Apr 21, 2010



gnarlyhotep posted:

I've known a lot of women who have regressive ideas about sexuality, oddly enough they were almost always in middle management

Honestly this happens a lot because often if you're against patriarchy its harder to get men to promote you

Shithouse Dave posted:

I think that says more about middle management than it does about women tbh. The dudes in middle management are weirdly two-dimensional also.

Also this.

However all women engineers I've met have owned, they're pretty much awesome

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Apr 21, 2010




gently caress Margaret Thatcher forever

gnarlyhotep posted:

Yeah, I agree with that, just pointing out that "date a woman" is not necessarily going to make you happy

I dated a libertarian MRA-level misogynistic bi girl for a week. It was awful.

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Apr 21, 2010



Sabel posted:

What's a "socialist with a neckbeard", is that like the MaoistRebelNews guy

They're the socialists that rather than care about people care more about being morally better than everyone else. Socialists tend to have much less of these since being a socialist kinda sucks. Also if they don't wash and are fat with a big neckbeard qualifies for this.

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Apr 21, 2010



Pick posted:

hahahah whaaaaat?

this is a story

Not really, she just really loving hated all other women and hated "the poors" and was very "gently caress you got mine"

Once in conversation she tried to defend that men are victims of false rape accusations all the time and that feminists are gross and annoying and ruining society.

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Apr 21, 2010



ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

was she at least good in bed?

No she was a pillow queen and I loving hate that, she should just go date men again.

Also after a week of dating she just stopped contacting me and never contacted me again instead of just breaking it off. Pretty much the worst dating week ever.

Also she was the annoying breed of vegan. (I'm a vegetarian to put that in perspective.)

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Apr 21, 2010



Crow Jane posted:

Was her name Alex, by any chance? She sounds just like a horrible girl I used to work with

Nah she went by Lexi

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Apr 21, 2010



Crow Jane posted:

Could still be the same awful human being :tinfoil:

Did she dye her hair funny colors?

I have a date with a girl next week and I'm pretty excited about that, she's older than Lexi and seems way more interesting and actually texts me first, also she's a grad student.

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Apr 21, 2010



Biggie Shorty posted:

drat it I've been watching this poor woman's videos for half an hour.

Here are some of her out in the wild interacting with the public. I think Youtube takes these ones down.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=683_1375900592&

What the hell are these

gnarlyhotep posted:

wow I never knew the term "pillow queen" before but I can see how that would be a total deal-breaker

she sounds not worth the trouble at all

It's a lesbian term, men are fine with it usually since they still have a hole to gently caress, but when you're a lesbian without a wide arrange of toys its really loving boring.

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Apr 21, 2010



gnarlyhotep posted:

well speaking from my personal experience/preference I'd rather have a partner that was into giving as much as receiveing and just enjoying it...if not it's like some kind of weird chore

total turn off

Oh I know its just less of a guy complaint, although mutual giving/receiving is easily the best.

Torka posted:

lmao no

Guess not, my world view is shattered

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Apr 21, 2010



Pick posted:

It seems everybody's got some retarded fetish now, sigh

It's like roulette what your date's is going to end up being

and you're like "not poo, not poo, please not poo"

You just wanted light bdsm and then suddenly you're in a latex horse mask and covered in poo poo

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Apr 21, 2010



Crow Jane posted:

I leave a trail of purses and shoes around the apartment, and my coffee table is covered with earrings and bottles of nail polish. It probably bothers my boyfriend, but he leaves socks everywhere, which is way grosser.

I pretty much only pick up my day to day clothes off the floor in my room if someone is coming to visit me. I don't know why but a shirt in a hamper versus a shirt on the floor near the hamper doesn't register as much different to me. My business suits and nice dresses though always get immediately hung up because gently caress dry cleaning prices.

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Apr 21, 2010



Fruity Gordo posted:

fruity gordo is a flavour of cask wine in australia, and cask wine in australia is also called 'goon'. im loving witty and meta

Well you do have a SOCIALISM avatar

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Apr 21, 2010



Also I stole two of an exes woot and threadless shirts because they were big on me and are really comfortable sleeping shirts

What can I say the communist tetris shirt print is nice, as is the little red riding hood with a gun one

Women's Rights? posted:

Having a cute hair day today. Anyone else rocking some awesome hair?

That was yesterday since I had a date with a cute girl that likes me :3:

Also my ends like to split way too much, I'm already due for another hair appointment in a week or two and had my last one a month or so ago.

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