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Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!
He has nice skin. I am jealous.

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Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

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I wish I could wear cute shoes. Unfortunately I have a falling down problem.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

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Pick posted:

cetaphil for everything

or caetaphil? whatever the poo poo it's called

Quoted for truth.

Is QFT still bannable? I hope not in wild west gbs 2.1. Cerave is good too.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!
I can stand to pee too. No big whoop. It's the dribble down the legs part that's annoying.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

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I'd eat peanut butter until I barfed then eat more because hey more room.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

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Espy posted:

Peanut butter is cool on strawberries

Also: everything

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

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Do you guys (erm gals) have cool jobs that allow you to post online during the day? I need a job like that.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!
Creme de menthe added to a hot fudge sundae is the bees knees.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

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I'm married. I have a full time sales job and a kid so that's why my posting times are in the evening and I miss the fun vibrator talk.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

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Getting married and having babies is a weird highly contagious disease.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

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I did not know what a fascinator was until just now. True story.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

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t_violet posted:

I feel like Dita can pull them off but she really commits to the whole look:





It's like a satellite orbiting her head.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

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I met my husband at a goon meet so ymmv. So did my sister in law.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!

VanSandman posted:

Quick unscientific poll: Women of Something Awful, how do you feel about football? (US football, international football can go trip on a breeze)

I like my college team. I don't care too much about the NFL or any other college team.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

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VanSandman posted:

You're a Michigan State fan, right?

Yes that's me

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

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Are the shellac nails worth it?

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

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I have brown hair and dye it a different shade of brown. Guys are always like WTF? Brown is brown! But it does make a significant difference.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!
Lush makes me itchy just walking by the store.

Edit: :69snypa:

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!

VanSandman posted:

easier to use a plug-in tool
maybe a hedge trimmer
dont need gas fumes in your masturbation zone

This is almost a beautiful haiku.

Almost. Try harder next time ...masturbation has too many syllables.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

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VanSandman posted:

NOTICE MY EFFORT

Gold star posting right here folks

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

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I hope I didn't miss X-Files chat. I, like Fruity Gordo, have an encyclopedic knowledge of the subject.

I want a new Scully/Gillian avatar but I haven't found one I liked.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!

Fruity Gordo posted:

BUT I JUST PUT MONEY IN THE MAGIC FINGERS :saddowns:

The best episode

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

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I don't even want to touch that picture scrolling past.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

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Jose Chung like someone said is pretty much making fun of itself and crazy conspiracy theorists.

Post Modern Prometheus is also pretty funny. "Cher really loved that boy."

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!
I saw Cher perform once (I was an usher so I didn't pay) and I enjoyed it when she sang Gypsies Tramps and Thieves. I imagine it was for a completely different reason than what most people where there for.

Also someone posted this on my FB walk this week. http://vintage-visuals.tumblr.com/post/69677900358/x-files-summed-up-in-2-pics

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!
I made fun of a lady yesterday who was wearing a blue Santa hat with an old, short waisted fur coat. She was an old lady so I think she was in that delightful stage of adulthood of not giving a gently caress.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!
I know I'm late to TV chat but watch Justified on FX. It has really good writing (based on Elmore Leonard short story) and good action.

Also Timothy Olyphant ungggghhh



Between him and David Duchovny you can say I have a type.

Edit drat pic

Gravitee fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Dec 17, 2013

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

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Wildlife Analysis posted:



rich white men?

Doesn't hurt but actors playing law enforcement who shoot things and look good in jeans.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

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Crow Jane posted:

Nah, coffee'd up and opted against booze with lunch. Just in a good mood, largely because I've just discovered that bourbon apparently doesn't give me a hangover.

Tell me about this bourbon. I've never met another lady who drinks bourbon.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!
Just tell him to keep his mouth shut while you peg him for violating your lady rights.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!
Watch X-Files err day :mario:

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!
I'm fine with people thinking I'm Gillian Anderson. Any pics to the contrary will be vehemently denied.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

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Change thread title to Touch the Bug Women's Rights.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!
Giving birth is very gross. There's all sorts of fluids shooting out of all orifices then out comes a goopy baby. It's traumatic.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

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Fabulist posted:

Our stupid little Dustbuster just died, so I'm taking your recommendation. If this isn't an amazing thing for the price, I'm manually picking all the cat hair off of my cat tree and mailing it to you.

LOL

And tviolet I'm a total nerd too so I also have a Kenmore vacuum after a Consumer Reports review. It's pretty good and I didn't pay a small fortune for it. Those Miele vacuums or whatever they are called look awesome but I don't want to take a second mortgage to own one.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

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Anne Whateley posted:

My mom has one of those old Electroluxes, probably about 25-30 years old now. It weighs like 75 pounds and doesn't work for poo poo and you can never get replacement parts and almost nobody in the state will even work on it.

Bad plan.

My mom has one like that too, and she bought hers as a refurb.

Divacups, liquor, and vacuums. I :love: this thread.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

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I made a chocolate chess pie, Finnish breakfast bread, and I'll finish with a homemade spaghetti with meat sauce for dinner. I think Christmas Eve is my favorite day of the year.

My dog is curled up sleeping next to the Christmas tree. Very Christmasy in this house today.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

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We'd open one present Christmas Eve too. I'm sure it was just to shut us up for a while.

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!
I got a Fitbit. Time to not be a sack 'o tatoes.

And I would love a 23andme kit. Let me know what you think of it when you get the findings back.

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Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

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Pick posted:

my brother donated $200 worth of bees to the needy

but not me

i need bees, brother o why brother

Who needs bees? (Serious question)

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