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Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
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swinging all over this thread with mah penis

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ladies, how often do you have funk down under?

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Pick posted:

a good vibe is like $200

you know, one that is silicone and not full of mysterious poo poo

hahaa vaginas are so incredibly expensive what poo poo

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A Spider Covets posted:

sex is kind of messy and gross (but fun) anyways so I'm not sure why you'd be so anal (heh heh) about that kind of thing? idk after you've farted during sex with someone, nothing else seems nasty.

if you fart during sex it is pretty much over whore

Judakel
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inner labias are generally a sign that women are slutty thats a sloppy pussy

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shave your vag - aatrek

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Crow Jane posted:

Last night the boyfriend and I hung out with some friends for a bit, and I heard one of the absolute worst things ever. A friend of their's had gone into the hospital to have an ovarian cyst removed. It was pretty big, so they had decided to just remove the while ovary. Couple nights later, the girl's home and wakes up screaming in the middle of the night. She went to the hospital, got a scan, and it turns out that THE DOCTORS HAD REMOVED THE WRONG OVARY. They removed the other one, and now she's 26, infertile, and will probably have health problems for the rest of her life. Good lord.

:laugh:

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
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she can always adopt, selfish white woman

Judakel
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Crow Jane posted:

She's not white.

then it wasnt a "mistake" on the doctor's part

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A Spider Covets posted:

if I had to pick a food I could eat forever, it would be dick

Haha just kidding I'd eat the hell out of vanilla gelato.

fish flavored gelato would be weird

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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

Heyyy, I like your username


If dicks tasted like gelato everyone in the world would be so much happier

holy poo poo... i read vanilla as vagina... gently caress this thread

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