Ladies Chatting Thread: buncha stank witches in here *waves broom in front of face*

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whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Atasnaya Vaflja posted:

I've only ever used pantyhose for practical/mechanical usage, like coffee filters or baffling aquarium filter intakes.

Used pantyhose are great for brine shrimp nets. I used to keep seahorses and they are picky eaters so side tank as brine shrimp hatchery + pantyhose net = happy seahorse lunch :yum:

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whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

^^^^^ sweet :j:

Toriori posted:

The idea of nylons with no underpants disgusts me.

I can't imagine that on a hot day :gonk:

# ¿ Nov 14, 2013 03:54

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Crow Jane posted:

Who wears nylons on a hot day?

In south texas, every day is a hot day

Prettz posted:

some horrific model/fashion show

Project Runway?

# ¿ Nov 14, 2013 03:56

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

was he the one kicked out of Saudi Arabia for being too good looking?

# ¿ Nov 14, 2013 04:04

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Cuckoo posted:

Attention all men personal grooming is cool, please at least shave your pits and balls, tia

Yes please, those are concentrated areas for sweat and heat, and a growth of hair within greatly multiplies the available surface area for bacteria to breed on

(math explanation for the gentlemen cause that's yall's thing right)

# ¿ Nov 14, 2013 04:10

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Pick posted:

Nair REEKS

Yeah, the Nair In The Shampoo urban myth is impossible just on smell alone

Also Espy every time I see your avatar I smile. Andrew Luck is the most adorable nerd in football :swoon:

# ¿ Nov 14, 2013 04:18

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Espy posted:

People rag him for being ugly but he's honestly not that bad when he cleans up and shaves his neckbeard of power and doesn't show his teeth. He's no lady killer but his persona and nerdiness make him quirky. Also he's loving 6'4" and 240 lbs of muscle I mean goddamn.

I actually like him with the neckbeard, I figure he's big and muscly and fast and a really good (minus last week) quarterback in a super macho sport so it's cool to see a manly/goony dichotomy. And a really manly cadence voice :allears:

Pick posted:

I can't believe men watch Supernatural

I haven't seen it but isn't that the one that generates tons* of slash fanfiction between the main characters?

*relative to everything else that people already write that poo poo about I mean

# ¿ Nov 14, 2013 04:26

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

I have touched another woman's breasts once in my life, and it was a friend with a new boob job. She went from flat as a teenage boy to a respectable A cup and it looked great with her figure. Felt natural to me

Only a tiny scar on the underside of each.

Cuckoo posted:

Oh it's also fun when they try to jam in fingers and just kind of wiggle them around like a parasite

Oh god this poo poo where the gently caress does this come from :gonk:

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whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Motherfucker posted:

Real-talk, women dressed as Nazi's give me a boner.

Hi Max Mosley

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