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Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
rear end to rear end hookah dong




e: god drat i have some work to do while i'm drunk enough sup new lease?

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Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

They had sex. It was pretty good

they didn't have sex, it was frustrating and erotic



$$$$$$$





no seriously i've always wanted to be an author and as a maladjusted goon i can't think of a better trial by fire than erotica

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Pick posted:

just write sex it's not that hard

It grew harder~


my last creative writing professor assigned us a spring break assignment to dialogue about a place you truly love, so i asked him if i could do a place i truly hated and half the class was crying and he let us leave early it is one of my prouder moments in life

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

pixelbaron posted:

hollered lustily

everyone keeps using my favorite words today which is weird for a monday

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

pixelbaron posted:

work 'holler' into a sex scene somehow

Appalachain Trail: Seeing Brown will credit you

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
taht is not erotic

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
true but impossible

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
the crotchslaps echoed their pleasured cacophony through the halls yet were drowned out by his regrets of decadent meals

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
50s style submissiveness and values are making a really weird loving comeback it is both arousing and concerning

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
words are like jellybeans. you know you're buying a bag of jellybeans, but there are so very many delicious flavors



that is an awful metaphor but i like it

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Crow Jane posted:

Jellybeans are gross



:fireman:

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

viscous wolves posted:

I'll eat all the licorice jelly beans



i hate black licorice but the jelly bean version is crack




i can't look at the moon it reminds me of a girl :emo:

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

viscous wolves posted:

it's so weird because it makes zero sense

it's like making fun of me because I have feathers or something, it's not even insulting because I can't biologically grow either

e: :siren: bearded lady alert :siren:



you are nerdy as gently caress but not remotely ugly

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
giving potential romantic partners food should be illegal like giving politicians money

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i can't even tell you how many relationships i've been persuaded into because of chocolate candy





one

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

viscous wolves posted:

what happens if you're paying for dinner

it just isn't the same. handing/preparing someone food you've previously bought or made just for them fux their brain

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
it's probably just me my brain is mostly located in my spine

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
jesus christ

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Hadrians Dong posted:

tatoo's arent classy

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i peruse craigslist for ladies trading beejerz for oil changes

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

unlimited shrimp posted:

sup ladies' thread

I'm at this awkward place where like
I know I'll never have a Relationship with this girl I'm still not over, but she's a friend of a friend, so we orbit each other, and the more I get to know her the more it sucks. But I guess I'm happy I'm around her in at least that capacity?

Uggghhhh

i had a situation where i was madly in love with a girl who actively wanted to be friends, but i was so in love with her that not being around her was equally lovely, the solution, unlimited shrimp, is genocide and rivers of the blood of the faithful


let's just say a lot of hosed up poo poo went down, but death before friendzone

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Globo-Hitler III posted:

take what you want, kill who you wish

death is certain :cheers:

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i can't play jenga it triggers the ptsds

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
my sister's fiance has a pet cheetah that thing is a prick i will wear it as clothes one day




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE8aOc28kYc

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
sup detroit bro wanna watch escanaba in da moonlight and jo



Titty Warlord posted:

is it as bad as people say it is

certain downtown areas are about as dangerous as certain other downtown areas in other cities but besides that no, a lot of it looks pretty bad unless you're in one of the upper class boroughs like highland park, auburn hills, or royal oak or something. midtown is alright if you want to feel hip and or cool. if you draw a line west from detroit to the coast of lake michigan everything south of it is farmland and white trash except ann arbor and ypsilanti

Stoic Commie fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Apr 28, 2014

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
cool meet me in the chix on dix alley behind the dumpster

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
fyi michigan is one of the prettiest and most diverse states in the country















Stoic Commie fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Apr 28, 2014

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Pick posted:

those pictures fail to represent the 3/4ths of the year it is a snowy hellscape

and none of those are old-growth cedar so eat a big bag of moths

it's worth it for frozen lighthouses and ice racing




michigan has some awesome old growth forests, one of the pics i posted is lake of the clouds in the porcupine mountains which is one

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
^^do you really live next to that if so congrats

boom boom boom posted:

Texas beats michigan for both

i like trees empty fields are cool too i guess. the only time i've been to texas was to houston through texarkana in the spring i didn't see anything interesting

Stoic Commie fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Apr 28, 2014

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i went on a camping trip with some ojibwes in an old growth area there were huge old beech, birch, and a bunch of different pines, i learned how to make a wigwam and we didn't bring any food in with us it was awesome

Stoic Commie fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Apr 28, 2014

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Corn Thongs posted:

Oh, you guys don't have any beaches? I'm sorry. Not. :cool:

what, in michigan? we have beaches out the cornhole of every variety. rocky, not rocky, all sorts of primo poo poo

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
michigan has like several types of forest, but a stand of summer white birch with ferns and the sun shining through is fuckin magical, makes me feel like smoking some peace pipe

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Pessimism posted:

lol when people call a lake or river shore a "beach"

california only has 200 more miles of coastline than michigan and idk if you knew this but the great lakes are pretty big. we also have more registered boats than you :owned:

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i've lived in michigan all my life and have never swam on the east coast i don't want to be anywhere near the detroit river. up near charlevoix best spot

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

boom boom boom posted:

The Piney Woods covers an area of Texas almost as big as all of Michigan, bitch

just googled it, super scrubby lookin




WoodrowSkillson posted:

lake huron is really nice but there is nothing on it but tawas and alpena and lol at anyone driving to alpena

i've been to the thumb once and barely remember it, but tawas looks cool i'd go there

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i play the beach volleyballs (not gay)

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
all that sand and water i can definitely see why

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Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

i like the way it feels when i bop it

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