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rear end to rear end hookah dong e: god drat i have some work to do while i'm drunk enough sup new lease?
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:They had sex. It was pretty good they didn't have sex, it was frustrating and erotic $$$$$$$ no seriously i've always wanted to be an author and as a maladjusted goon i can't think of a better trial by fire than erotica
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 02:32 |
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Pick posted:just write sex it's not that hard It grew harder~ my last creative writing professor assigned us a spring break assignment to dialogue about a place you truly love, so i asked him if i could do a place i truly hated and half the class was crying and he let us leave early it is one of my prouder moments in life
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 02:34 |
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pixelbaron posted:hollered lustily everyone keeps using my favorite words today which is weird for a monday
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 02:36 |
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pixelbaron posted:work 'holler' into a sex scene somehow Appalachain Trail: Seeing Brown will credit you
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 02:39 |
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taht is not erotic
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 02:44 |
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true but impossible
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 02:46 |
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the crotchslaps echoed their pleasured cacophony through the halls yet were drowned out by his regrets of decadent meals
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 02:54 |
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50s style submissiveness and values are making a really weird loving comeback it is both arousing and concerning
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 03:00 |
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words are like jellybeans. you know you're buying a bag of jellybeans, but there are so very many delicious flavors that is an awful metaphor but i like it
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 03:04 |
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Crow Jane posted:Jellybeans are gross
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 03:06 |
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viscous wolves posted:I'll eat all the licorice jelly beans i hate black licorice but the jelly bean version is crack i can't look at the moon it reminds me of a girl
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 03:17 |
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viscous wolves posted:it's so weird because it makes zero sense you are nerdy as gently caress but not remotely ugly
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 03:33 |
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giving potential romantic partners food should be illegal like giving politicians money
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 04:10 |
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i can't even tell you how many relationships i've been persuaded into because of chocolate candy one
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 04:12 |
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viscous wolves posted:what happens if you're paying for dinner it just isn't the same. handing/preparing someone food you've previously bought or made just for them fux their brain
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 04:13 |
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it's probably just me my brain is mostly located in my spine
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 04:15 |
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jesus christ
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 04:44 |
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Hadrians Dong posted:tatoo's arent classy
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2014 17:49 |
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i peruse craigslist for ladies trading beejerz for oil changes
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2014 18:28 |
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unlimited shrimp posted:sup ladies' thread i had a situation where i was madly in love with a girl who actively wanted to be friends, but i was so in love with her that not being around her was equally lovely, the solution, unlimited shrimp, is genocide and rivers of the blood of the faithful let's just say a lot of hosed up poo poo went down, but death before friendzone
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2014 07:23 |
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Globo-Hitler III posted:take what you want, kill who you wish death is certain
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2014 07:27 |
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i can't play jenga it triggers the ptsds
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2014 01:04 |
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my sister's fiance has a pet cheetah that thing is a prick i will wear it as clothes one day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE8aOc28kYc
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2014 08:04 |
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sup detroit bro wanna watch escanaba in da moonlight and joTitty Warlord posted:is it as bad as people say it is certain downtown areas are about as dangerous as certain other downtown areas in other cities but besides that no, a lot of it looks pretty bad unless you're in one of the upper class boroughs like highland park, auburn hills, or royal oak or something. midtown is alright if you want to feel hip and or cool. if you draw a line west from detroit to the coast of lake michigan everything south of it is farmland and white trash except ann arbor and ypsilanti Stoic Commie fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Apr 28, 2014 |
# ¿ Apr 28, 2014 18:31 |
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cool meet me in the chix on dix alley behind the dumpster
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2014 18:36 |
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fyi michigan is one of the prettiest and most diverse states in the country Stoic Commie fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Apr 28, 2014 |
# ¿ Apr 28, 2014 19:27 |
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Pick posted:those pictures fail to represent the 3/4ths of the year it is a snowy hellscape it's worth it for frozen lighthouses and ice racing michigan has some awesome old growth forests, one of the pics i posted is lake of the clouds in the porcupine mountains which is one
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2014 19:42 |
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^^do you really live next to that if so congratsboom boom boom posted:Texas beats michigan for both i like trees empty fields are cool too i guess. the only time i've been to texas was to houston through texarkana in the spring i didn't see anything interesting Stoic Commie fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Apr 28, 2014 |
# ¿ Apr 28, 2014 19:49 |
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i went on a camping trip with some ojibwes in an old growth area there were huge old beech, birch, and a bunch of different pines, i learned how to make a wigwam and we didn't bring any food in with us it was awesome
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2014 19:57 |
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Corn Thongs posted:Oh, you guys don't have any beaches? I'm sorry. Not. what, in michigan? we have beaches out the cornhole of every variety. rocky, not rocky, all sorts of primo poo poo
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2014 19:59 |
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michigan has like several types of forest, but a stand of summer white birch with ferns and the sun shining through is fuckin magical, makes me feel like smoking some peace pipe
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2014 20:07 |
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Pessimism posted:lol when people call a lake or river shore a "beach" california only has 200 more miles of coastline than michigan and idk if you knew this but the great lakes are pretty big. we also have more registered boats than you
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2014 20:11 |
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i've lived in michigan all my life and have never swam on the east coast i don't want to be anywhere near the detroit river. up near charlevoix best spot
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2014 20:14 |
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boom boom boom posted:The Piney Woods covers an area of Texas almost as big as all of Michigan, bitch just googled it, super scrubby lookin WoodrowSkillson posted:lake huron is really nice but there is nothing on it but tawas and alpena and lol at anyone driving to alpena i've been to the thumb once and barely remember it, but tawas looks cool i'd go there
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2014 20:17 |
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i play the beach volleyballs (not gay)
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2014 20:30 |
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all that sand and water i can definitely see why
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i like the way it feels when i bop it
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