almightyerin posted:

This took an unexpected turn after I went to bed.

>Place ponies, laptop and pocketknife in inventory. Use pocketknife to open vein then draw pentagram on floor in own blood. Summon Satan and entreat him to take you back to hell with him explaining the whole revenge on dad thing and tell him you want find someone to train you to be strong and fight well. Offer your Mom's soul as payment.