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I'm really sad that this thread has almost no mention of Revelation Road. That series is so bonkers. It literally begins with a mild-mannered gun salesman roving around an apocalyptic wasteland until he finds a gun shop run by a man who won't do business unless he finds Jesus Christ. Bad Guys show up led by Thor,and the mild-mannered gun salesman wakes up to realize hey he is in a gun store and he has a truckload of guns, because Jesus made him a lousy salesman just to go and kill bikers. They go downhill rapidly but the first one is worth a good thirty minutes at least.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2015 07:43 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I don't want to copy paste the entire thing but someone reviewed Audacity and good god I want to see it (I'm not paying $20) quote:“Repent and trust alone in him. It’s like you trust a parachute. When you jump out of a plane, you don’t save yourself by flapping your arms.” If you jump out of a plane and then close your eyes and just trust in your parachute, you'll end up being scraped up off the ground with a really big spatula. For Jesus. Hat Thoughts posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/318676760/darcis-walk-of-shame/?ref=kicktraq Okay this made me lose it. quote:At just $1, you can still be a part of the project, and you'll receive exclusive backer updates throughout the production! Every $1 will help Darci take her walk of shame. coyo7e fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Jul 6, 2015 |
# ¿ Jul 6, 2015 00:29 |
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Was thumbing through netflix and it recommended some stuff based on my watching Revelation Road 3, my favorite being Brother White, another DARW joint, where a pastor named "white" goes to an inner city church to teach the blacks about Jesus. It also recommended Green Street Hooligans 3, which is just a lovely bloodsport-wannabe movie with Scott Adkins, and American Warships, which is about a naval vessel fighting aliens.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2015 19:58 |
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K. Waste posted:The thing I love about that premise is how little sense it makes. The cultural stereotype is that Black people are really hardcore Christians, not that they need the grace of white people. It would make way more sense if it were about a Black preacher who came to a mostly white, secularized neighborhood and tried to stir them up.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2015 07:20 |
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SocketWrench posted:In fairness I think he meant trusting in it to work. But see, I wouldn't. I'd hope it would work, and hope the backup would in case. But if I trust it to work I won't respond right if it doesn't. DeusExMachinima posted:For conservative movies that are mainstream and not Bibleman levels of explicit, how's Faster starring the Rock back in 2010? If you've seen it you know what I'm talking about in Act 3. But the movie was a pretty good deconstruction of the standard grizzled action hero out for revenge that stood on its own IMHO. coyo7e fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Jul 29, 2015 |
# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 01:35 |
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I stumbled across a blog where someone reads through a terrible christian sf-f novel, it's pretty entertaining. http://www.pretty-terrible.com/2015/05/28/bad-life-decisions-make-me-read-theodore-beale/
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2015 21:07 |
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PassTheRemote posted:So is Jesus Halo now? edit: this "let's read" is pretty great, to be fair. Chapter 6 - "protagonist is tempted by totally-not-satan-we-gotta-reveal-this-poo poo-in-chapter-30 into breaking through the gates of heaven" (why yes, the gates are made of a pearl of great value) followed by (in another chapter) also spoilers: Jesus watches you masturbate - or watches your sex dreams - whatever, he'll still hold your hand a whole lot. coyo7e fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Aug 26, 2015 |
# ¿ Aug 26, 2015 01:56 |
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Samuel Clemens posted:Probably most Western authors before the 20th century. Also CS Lewis was profoundly scarred by war times, which apparently is largely why treacle and other poo poo is fetishized - when you're living on a ration of half-ounce of meat a week and one chocolate bar a month, it becomes a big deal I guess. Still don't like sweets and that poo poo always annoyed me as a kid.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2015 00:11 |
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Forgall posted:Wait, so they aren't fighting demons or anything, just a failing marriage? so much sepia Samovar posted:What about Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? Was that ever popular in the nutter evangelical circles? coyo7e fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Sep 3, 2015 |
# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 03:24 |
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The Kins posted:Gears of War 4 looks like a bit of a departure from the rest of the series stylistically...
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 19:43 |
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Cardboard Box A posted:The Iron Giant
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 17:55 |
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MrBling posted:No but seriously to that person in the church, watch Groundhog Day in your church group. Everybody will like it and there are lots of things to discuss when you're done.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 23:37 |
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Cardboard Box A posted:I'm just taking the first movie on it's own instead of as part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 00:11 |
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What about porn remakes of popular Christian movies?
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 20:34 |
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FuzzySkinner posted:Why would anyone give a poo poo about someone bringing up Jesus Christ as it relates to some educational concept such as something to do with philosophy, history or english? Why would anyone give a poo poo about someone teaching a white-oriented curriculum as it relates to some educational concept such as something to do with philosophy, history, or english?
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2015 13:52 |
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Grendels Dad posted:Fully agreed to the second part. As for the first part, I just find it weird that "fairy-tale" is used as some sort of insult. It's only an insult if you ignore how important fairy-tales have been over the course of history. They absolutely can have poetry, philosophical discourses and histories as well, but colloquially a fairy-tale is just something that isn't true these days and that's sad.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 15:12 |
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thedaian posted:That narration is incredibly monotone. It's almost impressive. No one can be that monotone without the assistance of demons. If that vaticanmonastery.com guy is an actual priest, I'm pretty sure all the other priests know he's fully crazy and just keep him somewhere away from children.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 02:01 |
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Ensign_Ricky posted:So uh...THIS is a thing that's happening apparently... AT COLUMBINE - based on a TRUE STORY I mean I went to school in the same county at the same time as the Columbine shootings - never saw one of those weird blank caps anywhere, ever, outside of music videos. coyo7e fucked around with this message at 08:58 on Apr 3, 2016 |
# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 08:55 |
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cptn_dr posted:http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/feb/14/mother-supposed-know-son-columbine-sue-klebold I was never a trenchcoat-mafia kid but I grew up in the same emo kurt cobain-idolizing era, and nobody outside of that age group really understood it back then, and they were all more interested in just saying to boot-straps past it or STFU.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 09:28 |
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It all stems from the same white alpha male power fantasy that is so prevalent in the US at least - where people honestly believe that they can effectively defend themselves and their families from nebulous dangers by owning a gun and being willing to use it on someone. Believing you could change history by erasing one person goes a long way toward not realizing how much momentum was going on toward a figure like Hitler doing exactly what he did and getting away with it.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 19:30 |
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MonsieurChoc posted:I'd like to make a movie about a Native American going back in time to stop the genocide of his people.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2016 06:07 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:So Ben Hur came out this weekend and it absolutely bombed coyo7e posted:Also if anybody knows where to watch this online I'd be grateful, I think I can't afford to miss it.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 05:14 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:David is just mad he wasn't invited to Kirks bday
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2016 01:07 |
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Feldegast42 posted:This is one of the saddest pictures I have ever seen in my life.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 05:34 |
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I think that if you live a life steeped in Christ then you will see him under every bed skirt and use it as an excuse , so why not use it as an escape hatch from logic just the same as Jesus' forgiveness gives you an escape hatch from acting like a lovely person and then seeing yourself as forgiven?
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 08:37 |
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Jack Gladney posted:But how could he tell unless he mastered the original texts? Unless he's a religious hypocrite whose every position is completely worthless, I mean. I immediately thought, "I'd like to ask god, "how much of the stuff in the bible - old and new testament - is actually poo poo that you said or did or laid down as law, and how much was just made up by assholes?'"
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 07:10 |
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Ensign_Ricky posted:She was Weird Al's love interest in UHF. I was shocked to find out she is literally a crazy person. http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/03/18/victoria-jackson-conservative-values/6585043/ quote:"He's afraid of me?!" she wrote in her web post, which included statistics claiming large numbers of terror attacks committed in the name of Islam and none by other religions. "According to these statistics, I should be afraid of him!"
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2016 00:58 |
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RIP Bill Maher
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2016 04:47 |
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DStecks posted:Maher and Hitchens were always douchebags But basically anybody who will go on Joe Rogan's podcast is a great example of shithead atheists
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 02:57 |
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ComposerGuy posted:PureFlix is not resting on its laurels with the smash God's Not Dead 2, as they've got a new theatrical release coming in February named after a ten-year old country song by Rascal Flatts:
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 00:31 |
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Shageletic posted:I don't know, it seems altogether too complex and ambivalent to do well in evangelical circles (it has a healthy support by Catholic establishment types, though):
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 04:07 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:I don't know what the point of Christian spoken word is when preaching perfected it. Also what the gently caress does that even mean? Didn't Satan already fall? Wasn't that the whole point of him ruling hell? If you were to destroy hell wouldn't that mean that all the damned souls and devils would be loosed on earth and maybe heaven too? Don't shoot satan bro, bad idea
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 23:59 |
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Samuel Clemens posted:We're way overdue for a good adaptation of Paradise Lost. http://www.hulu.com/lucifer?utm_cam...CFcqNfgodyb4JyA http://www.paradiselost.org/ (the "in plain english" link)
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 06:52 |
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and here I thought pantsuits were the devil
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