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Dante Logos posted:Fireproof
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2013 22:56 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 09:09 |
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Tars Tarkas posted:This is by far the most entertaining Christian film.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2013 01:28 |
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Now if you wanted to teach kiddies about the Revolutionary War PBS and Walter Cronkite put together a show about 10 years ago called Liberty's Kids. It did it's best to try and tell a nuanced story from many different perspectives. It had some issues, for instance in the episode about John Paul Jones he tells his crew to raise their flag, upon which I remember a 50 star US flag is raised. I'm not sure if somebody in the animation department hosed up or what. Because the flag was brand new and instructions were kind of vague there were a wide variety of funny looking flags being used at that point. Jones was actually cruising around with a flag that looked like this. Anyway it's a product of evil PBS and multiculturalism so the fundie don't want anything to do with it.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2013 07:53 |
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One Christmas grandma gave a VHS copy of The Creation Adventure Team: 6 Short Days, One Big Adventure to my brother. Which teaches you that if evolution is being taught in your school you should take that as an opportunity to preach creationism to everyone, at the end they will all accept this and clap. If you recognize the dinosaur man from somewhere but can't quite place him, it's because there's a statue of him at the Creation Museum, the same people are behind both ventures. Somebody cut it down to a 10 minute highlight reel. Currently grandma is really pissed off about some conspiracy theory that our school board is planning to make boys and girls shower together, which is being pushed by THE GAYS (You know how much THE GAYS like to peep at vagina!)
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2013 23:25 |
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Lets! Get! Weird! posted:The kids are watching this at the beginning of Jesus Camp.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2013 02:50 |
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Robotnik Nudes posted:If there's two things homeschooled kids loving love it's LOTR and Narnia.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2013 03:31 |
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:Some Baptist association has long had a "boycott" against Disney for the Gay Days thing at Disney World and Disneyland (which Disney doesn't have anything to do with, they just let the people into the park for the day) and they temporarily ended it so their churches could go see Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe (Disney even had a phone line to call to book church screenings of the film)
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2013 03:46 |
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Lets! Get! Weird! posted:The best part is the dinosaur just tickling him because Death wasn't A Thing yet. The Creation Museum looks like it has a really nice facility, I wish they'd go bankrupt so something nice could be put in there.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2013 04:48 |
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joylessdivision posted:That movie is wonderful in it's heaping helping of IRONY. Biff Rockgroin posted:Is that the one with the weird guy who's insistent that they get the rave scene perfect because he used to be a raver before he changed his ways so he knows how they really are? I watched some other documentary a couple years ago about Christians who really believe the apocalypse is going to be within the next few years. Then they focused in on how the parents were telling their kids the world was going to end before they grew up, and I couldn't take it anymore.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2013 02:33 |
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Rhyno posted:I didn't see a mention of it, did anyone else ever have any exposure to McGee & Me? Some kid would face trials such as LYING TO HIS PARENTS and his little animated sidekick would pop off the page and teach him a biblical lesson to help him not be evil or some poo poo.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2013 06:46 |
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Just Offscreen posted:All this discussion of terrible Christian children's shows and none has mentioned The Kingdom Chums Original Top Ten yet? If you truly want to experience mindfuck there's always The Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2013 08:57 |
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If I ever met Kirk Cameron in real life I probably wouldn't be able to stop myself from taunting him about being replaced by Nicolas Cage.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2013 04:30 |
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Gils posted:You should change that, Jesus Christ Superstar is great.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2013 05:11 |
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trickybiscuits posted:Holy poo poo, it's Eddie Izzard! drat, that's kind of prescient.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2014 05:21 |
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Gizmoduck_5000 posted:Also, despite what my fundie relatives believe, no college professor is going to get away with demanding his students publicly renounce their faith in order to receive a passing grade without serious repercussions.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2014 15:43 |
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They put God's not Dead on a single screen in town, I was so proud that we weren't getting it
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2014 03:39 |
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My grandma apparently liked Heaven is for Real. I was tempted to bring up some stuff about how they were on the verge of bankruptcy, and the whole thing being a scam, but being a dick on Mothers Day seemed wrong.
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# ¿ May 14, 2014 02:37 |
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computer parts posted:National Draw Muhammad Day. El Gallinero Gros posted:I've actually seen and heard a bunch of people claim that South Park has gotten more vicious and mean spirited in the last couple seasons. Don't know if it's true though, havem't watched it in a while, but I heard the transgendered episode wasn't very nuanced at all. If anything South Park is better than it was during the mid 2000s. See World War Zimmerman and The Hobbit.
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# ¿ May 15, 2014 21:49 |
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LaughMyselfTo posted:So how 'bout them Mormons? *The Prophet was never made and Richard Dutcher left the church in 2007 over a theological dispute
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# ¿ May 26, 2014 05:03 |
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# ¿ May 26, 2014 05:03 |
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QPZIL posted:On film topic: I'm watching Hell House and it's... not quite as disturbing as Jesus Camp, but it's close.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2014 20:05 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:We have a photo of the release party of his newest film
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 07:04 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:This is how you advertise a 4% RT movie I love yow they must have thought that the movie going public was going to take them seriously this time. EDIT: This is about how well One for the Money did. I want to visit an alternate universe where Katherine Heigl was cast in this film too. Casimir Radon fucked around with this message at 07:22 on Oct 3, 2014 |
# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 07:12 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:Then what's even the point.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 05:36 |
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The ancestors of your evangelical churches didn't start celebrating Christmas until relatively recently precisely because of its rather ambiguous relation to Jesus. Who's trying to hijack whose holiday?
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 05:54 |
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...of SCIENCE! posted:They still love wearing costumes and giving out candy, they just do it on a different day and at church so it magically loses all of its Satan powers. It's kind of like how they say that Santa Claus is Christian because he's totally St. Nicholas even though his appearance and customs are all from Pagan celebrations that predate St. Nicholas' birth.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 21:57 |
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Evangelism just doesn't make for a good plot. You can write whatever you want but if the absolute core of your movie is "We're right, and everyone else is wrong up until the point they accept our incredibly narrow point of view", then anyone who hasn't already accepted it as the truth or a vulnerable person is going to be moved by it.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 04:48 |
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If I was on Reddit I'd tell him how much I enjoyed that video we watched in health class that he had a cameo in. In it he declared that he was "Hercules, DAMNIT!", and then made some vague threat about coming to my house if I did drugs. 10 years later I still haven't done any drugs so I'd say he was successful. I haven't really liked his career since then though.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2015 22:58 |
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Gils posted:Watching Jesus Christ Superstar on Good Friday was a family tradition growing up. Just finished watching it tonight and I still love it. All those loving shirtless vests
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2015 04:55 |
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Mordiceius posted:The movie logic is stupid as gently caress and thus the whole situation isn't believable.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2015 00:01 |
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ComposerGuy posted:This is life changing. God I love 1980s era production design. It's what I think of any time I hear about stuff like this.
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# ¿ May 12, 2015 23:54 |
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BigRed0427 posted:Is there anything like this being made today?
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# ¿ May 13, 2015 10:40 |
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My dad didn't want me watching The Simpsons because Bart talks back to Homer, and talking back to your dad is one of the worst things you can do. He's not really religious, it's just his weird little issue. The Simpsons isn't really a rejection of family values, it just happens to mock dogmatic views of family values.
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# ¿ May 13, 2015 13:30 |
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Chocolate Teapot posted:I don't think HP is "neutral" at all, but it's obvious that the most frenzied criticisms were from people who grew up to be terrified of non-religious magics and the like, instead of actual elements like the heavily critical looks at the establishment or societal caste-based divisions.
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# ¿ May 13, 2015 16:48 |
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Jack Gladney posted:I hope Clarissa's not the one who's going to explain it all to those school kids. Did Hercules not make it out of the last one alive or something?
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 19:30 |
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Alhazred posted:I always forget that Melissa Joan Hart still exists.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 20:31 |
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SSNeoman posted:I'm sorry MJH, but hey! Others made this movie a reality! And it was racist AND sexist: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walk_of_Shame_%28film%29 They would counter that SPLC is a hate group that only targets nice white Christians like themselves. Despite Nation of Islam being on their list of hate groups.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2015 09:09 |
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I've seen the sequel in which a satanist VR headset makes a wheelchair-bound able to walk again. He jumps out of his chair and is all like "SATAN RULES!"
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 19:49 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 09:09 |
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Samovar posted:I prefer the story where a person's head has been cut off and yet is still so close to the body that people don't actually realise it until they try to move the body. This means it was the work of the French.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 13:18 |