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come on, you can tell me?
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girls poop
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Dec 21, 2013 08:22
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you'll have to get past me to find out
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Dec 21, 2013 08:22
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It's actually a dude
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Dec 21, 2013 08:22
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Dec 21, 2013 08:22
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all the things you learned as a child are lies
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Dec 21, 2013 08:23
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yeah, this is it.
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Dec 21, 2013 08:24
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killing people is fuckin cool
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Dec 21, 2013 08:25
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#yolo
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Dec 21, 2013 08:25
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you know that thing you wonder about, whether you should have done that instead of what you did? turns out you should have. oh well
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BEFORE THE LAW stands a doorkeeper on guard. To this doorkeeper there comes a man from the country and prays for admittance to the Law. But the doorkeeper says that he cannot grant admittance at the moment. The man thinks it over and then asks if he will be allowed in later. "It is possible," says the doorkeeper, "but not at the moment." Since the gate stands open, as usual, and the doorkeeper steps to one side, the man stoops to peer through the gateway into the interior. Observing that, the doorkeeper laughs and says: "If you are so drawn to it, just try to go in despite my veto. But take note: I am powerful. And I am only the least of the doorkeepers. From hall to hall there is one doorkeeper after another, each more powerful than the last. The third doorkeeper is already so terrible that even I cannot bear to look at him." These are difficulties the man from the country has not expected; the Law, he thinks, should surely be accessible at all times and to everyone, but as he now takes a closer look at the doorkeeper in his fur coat, with his big sharp nose and long, thin, black Tartar beard, he decides that it is better to wait until he gets permission to enter. The doorkeeper gives him a stool and lets him sit down at one side of the door. There he sits for days and years. He makes many attempts to be admitted, and wearies the doorkeeper by his importunity. The doorkeeper frequently has little interviews with him, asking him questions about his home and many other things, but the questions are put indifferently, as great lords put them, and always finish with the statement that he cannot be let in yet. The man, who has furnished himself with many things for his journey, sacrifices all he has, however valuable, to bribe the doorkeeper. The doorkeeper accepts everything, but always with the remark: "I am only taking it to keep you from thinking you have omitted anything." During these many years the man fixes his attention almost continuously on the doorkeeper. He forgets the other doorkeepers, and this first one seems to him the sole obstacle preventing access to the Law. He curses his bad luck, in his early years boldly and loudly; later, as he grows old, he only grumbles to himself. He becomes childish, and since in his yearlong contemplation of the doorkeeper he has come to know even the fleas in his fur collar, he begs the fleas as well to help him and to change the doorkeeper's mind. At length his eyesight begins to fail, and he does not know whether the world is really darker or whether his eyes are only deceiving him. Yet in his darkness, he is now aware of a radiance that streams inextinguishably from the gateway of the Law. Now he has not very long to live. Before he dies, all his experiences in these long years gather themselves in his head to one point, a question he has not yet asked the doorkeeper. He waves him nearer, since he can no longer raise his stiffening body. The doorkeeper has to bend low towards him, for the difference in height between them has altered much to the man's disadvantage. "What do you want to know now?" asks the doorkeeper; "you are insatiable." "Everyone strives to reach the Law," says the man, "so how does it happen that for all these many years no one but myself has ever begged for admittance?" The doorkeeper recognizes that the man has reached his end, and to let his failing senses catch the words, roars in his ear: "No one else could ever be admitted here, since this gate was made only for you. I am now going to shut it."
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Afro Doug posted:BEFORE THE LAW stands a doorkeeper on guard. To this doorkeeper there comes a man from the country and prays for admittance to the Law. But the doorkeeper says that he cannot grant admittance at the moment. The man thinks it over and then asks if he will be allowed in later. "It is possible," says the doorkeeper, "but not at the moment." Since the gate stands open, as usual, and the doorkeeper steps to one side, the man stoops to peer through the gateway into the interior. Observing that, the doorkeeper laughs and says: "If you are so drawn to it, just try to go in despite my veto. But take note: I am powerful. And I am only the least of the doorkeepers. From hall to hall there is one doorkeeper after another, each more powerful than the last. The third doorkeeper is already so terrible that even I cannot bear to look at him." These are difficulties the man from the country has not expected; the Law, he thinks, should surely be accessible at all times and to everyone, but as he now takes a closer look at the doorkeeper in his fur coat, with his big sharp nose and long, thin, black Tartar beard, he decides that it is better to wait until he gets permission to enter. The doorkeeper gives him a stool and lets him sit down at one side of the door. There he sits for days and years. He makes many attempts to be admitted, and wearies the doorkeeper by his importunity. The doorkeeper frequently has little interviews with him, asking him questions about his home and many other things, but the questions are put indifferently, as great lords put them, and always finish with the statement that he cannot be let in yet. The man, who has furnished himself with many things for his journey, sacrifices all he has, however valuable, to bribe the doorkeeper. The doorkeeper accepts everything, but always with the remark: "I am only taking it to keep you from thinking you have omitted anything." During these many years the man fixes his attention almost continuously on the doorkeeper. He forgets the other doorkeepers, and this first one seems to him the sole obstacle preventing access to the Law. He curses his bad luck, in his early years boldly and loudly; later, as he grows old, he only grumbles to himself. He becomes childish, and since in his yearlong contemplation of the doorkeeper he has come to know even the fleas in his fur collar, he begs the fleas as well to help him and to change the doorkeeper's mind. At length his eyesight begins to fail, and he does not know whether the world is really darker or whether his eyes are only deceiving him. Yet in his darkness, he is now aware of a radiance that streams inextinguishably from the gateway of the Law. Now he has not very long to live. Before he dies, all his experiences in these long years gather themselves in his head to one point, a question he has not yet asked the doorkeeper. He waves him nearer, since he can no longer raise his stiffening body. The doorkeeper has to bend low towards him, for the difference in height between them has altered much to the man's disadvantage. "What do you want to know now?" asks the doorkeeper; "you are insatiable." "Everyone strives to reach the Law," says the man, "so how does it happen that for all these many years no one but myself has ever begged for admittance?" The doorkeeper recognizes that the man has reached his end, and to let his failing senses catch the words, roars in his ear: "No one else could ever be admitted here, since this gate was made only for you. I am now going to shut it." holy poo poo this was good everyone should read this every letter. LOL
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Dec 21, 2013 08:26
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the water you drink contains an incredibly small fraction of the piss of every creature that has ever lived
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Dec 21, 2013 08:26
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i read it and its sort of depressing thanks
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Dec 21, 2013 08:28
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:the water you drink contains an incredibly small fraction of the piss of every creature that has ever lived thats hot
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Dec 21, 2013 08:29
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the lesson i gathered is to never want anything so you'll never be dissapointed
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Dec 21, 2013 08:29
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Tiler Kiwi posted:the lesson i gathered is to never want anything so you'll never be dissapointed unironically this
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Dec 21, 2013 08:29
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:the water you drink contains an incredibly small fraction of the piss of every creature that has ever lived homeopathy, ladies and gentlemen
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Dec 21, 2013 08:30
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that jesus is lord and saviour, OP
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Dec 21, 2013 08:31
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Tiler Kiwi posted:the lesson i gathered is to never want anything so you'll never be dissapointed isn't that buddhism
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Dec 21, 2013 08:31
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Two things: 1. Don't let them know everything you know.
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Dec 21, 2013 08:31
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shape-shifting reptilians don't actually run things 
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Dec 21, 2013 08:33
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Power is the currency of the world.
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Dec 21, 2013 08:33
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soylent brown is poop
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Dec 21, 2013 08:34
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Torka posted:isn't that buddhism oops i accidentally reinvented a major world religion sorry
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Dec 21, 2013 08:35
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love is the truth
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Mar 21, 2014 08:42
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The lesson I learned is that the old world order was better than the new world order.
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Mar 21, 2014 09:01
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Dicks and Pussies come from the same flesh.
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Mar 21, 2014 09:02
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Watch every episode of King of the Hill. It will teach you everything.
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Mar 21, 2014 09:10
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Assassins Creed is real and the video game developers at Ubisoft are trying to get us to wake the gently caress up.
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Mar 21, 2014 09:10
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Tiler Kiwi posted:i read it and its sort of depressing thanks It's very Kafka-esque, in a way.
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Mar 21, 2014 09:13
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Sheesh, this one is so easy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc9Ch4G7J60
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Mar 21, 2014 11:05
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The big secret is: none of this is real. You have to wake up. Now, before it's too late. Wake up. WAKE UP!
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Mar 21, 2014 11:09
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One night in long bygone times, a man awoke and saw himself. He saw that he was naked under the cosmos, homeless in his own body. All things dissolved before his testing thought, wonder above wonder, horror above horror unfolded in his mind. Then woman too awoke and said it was time to go and slay. And he fetched his bow and arrow, a fruit of the marriage of spirit and hand, and went outside beneath the stars. But as the beasts arrived at their waterholes where he expected them of habit, he felt no more the tiger's bound in his blood, but a great psalm about the brotherhood of suffering between everything alive. That day he did not return with prey, and when they found him by the next moon, he was sitting dead by the waterhole.
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Mar 21, 2014 11:10
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Asn women have their vaginas installed sideways.
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Mar 21, 2014 11:29
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There is an underground society of mole/gopher people just waiting for their chance to strike and kill us all.
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Mar 21, 2014 11:38
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Matter is energy. In the universe there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this "soul" does not exist ab initio as orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved owing to man's unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia. Also, people aren't wearing enough hats.
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Mar 21, 2014 11:46
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:the water you drink contains an incredibly small fraction of the piss of every creature that has ever lived   ... you know... for people that are into that sort of thing 
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Mar 21, 2014 12:11
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The powerful will always care more for the present than the future.
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Mar 21, 2014 12:18
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there are a lot, maybe the website wikileaks could help you learn more
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