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01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Wangsbig posted:



this was my first guitar. i was also really into dream theater :)

high five warlock first guitar buddy

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01011001
Dec 26, 2012


owns

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

if he doesnt fill his concert venues with water and surf out at the end of the set then my dreams are going to be crushed

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

that was a fantastic slap fight to wake up to

good work everyone

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

HollisBrown posted:

Why is he shooting the other guy execution style? That's pretty hosed IMO

why is he missing so badly

01011001
Dec 26, 2012


he really needs to sit out of the sun for awhile or something

01011001
Dec 26, 2012


lol

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

could use a vine up the fingerboard though

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

to be fair a handful of pianos is usually somewhere around 0

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

ragle posted:

Humblebrag

yep

also

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

pages later and this is still the best and worst picture

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

he definitely owns

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

international owl day posted:

is it a super-huge image? or is it a huge image that is super

yes

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Dewgy posted:

get an ashbory



what is even going on here

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Dr. Faustus posted:

You changed the terms, that is not a challenge caught. But I'll look at the years of stuff I've written and I will do you the favor of posting it so you can hate on it, since there is 0% chance you'll like it.

Stand by, I have a few more minutes before I have to hit the bed.

how about just not posting

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

killhamster posted:

I'm posting from the toilet. I just wanted you to know that I'm thinking of you & this thread while turds are coming out of me

Now someone post a picture of another guitar that looks like poop

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Fonzarelli posted:


this kinda misses the mark i think

if anything its a little too on the nose

that said i like the pattern on the front as if anyones gonna see that as anything but a big ol wang

01011001
Dec 26, 2012



01011001
Dec 26, 2012

killhamster posted:

ahahahaha what the gently caress



what even the heck

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

stratdax posted:

Playing guitar gets me ultra high action all the time. Feels good man.



guy owns

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

stratdax posted:

You guys ever seen a Flying V with a dislocated hip?


hmmm, how can i make a flying v even less comfortable?

wait...ive got it!

01011001
Dec 26, 2012


Nice!

01011001
Dec 26, 2012


fatocaster

01011001
Dec 26, 2012


"how can i top the stupidity of a monkey grip? ive got it!"

01011001
Dec 26, 2012


i feel like this is some kind of escher thing where it's supposed to be very, very subtly off in a lot of ways

like it just looks slightly wrong at first but then you really look at it and you see the pickups, the weird frets, the awfulness of the wood (especially that bottom left piece), those corners on the body, ugh

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Rob Ford posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_P_HdyluhY&t=24s

You guys are lucky you went through this phase before Youtube.

yes definitely

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Stex T posted:

Any acoustic reason for the guitar tumor?

its an acoustic designed for that one fuckhead in college so when he sits down with it at a party you can "accidentally" slam the protrusion onto his dick

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Fair Hallion posted:

Ah, hell you're right, found a lefty Iommi SG online. Seems to be discontinued and kinda rare though. I'm positive a buddy of mine tried to order one locally and the store said "nope, don't exist" duh.


I found the pics the Japanese guitar store sent me of my order being packed. Check this out for customer service. Also check out the racks of lefty heaven in the background









every online order i make now is going to feel like its missing something because of this post

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

yeah im not sure how anyone thought that would look good

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

killhamster posted:

The most upsetting post in that thread was the dude who turned a Hammond organ into a guitar amp :(

what. gently caress that guy

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Bill Posters posted:

Jeri Ellsworth's C64 Bass. Actually uses C64 electronics to process the output.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kDhpFaf4EY

except its entirely relevant

cool as all hell though

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Antivehicular posted:

At last, a guitar that doubles as a mancala board! Genius!

i assumed it was so someone with gigantic hands could two-fist it and stab people with the headstock

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

iostream.h posted:

That strings page is just to surreal, I'm half tempted to go around town to all the music stores asking about the 'ZOG' because, y'know, THAT'S not something that'll raise a few eyebrows at ALL.

nah its ok dude they know the score

make sure you tell them all about the Real Active Housing for Optimal Wet Amplification while youre there so they know youre being serious

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

i assure you the z committee treats all applicants separately but equally

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

CannedMacabre posted:

Alpha Alpo as gently caress:


Let's take some really glossy pickup covers and screw em down with $0.90 worth of deck screws. Never mind the rest of the hardware being brass. What's that? We only have 3 gold-tone knobs left? Use three white ones too.

the quest to resemble the wangcaster as closely as possible without it being 100% clear is going well i see

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

the color is

shape isnt too bad though

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

:justpost:

also we already have a thread king and i dont see him getting dethroned anytime soon so keep that in mind but yeah go for it buddy

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

AchtungBaby posted:

How much for a Johnny Five-Aces custom guitar?

Armani posted:

Yeesssss, do it DO IT EAT THE WHITE DOG EGGS RICCOLA

make the pickups his moose knuckle

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01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Dewgy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJlb7z8CCGI

short version is i can't wait to put this thing through my effects pedal

this is way more passable than i was expecting

at least before he starts dropping effects in there but w/e

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