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mastersord
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That still looks better than Brooke's maws. You need bigger teeth, more teeth, and more of a gap between the lips and the gums. Like as if her head was a giant bag filled with air and her skull is a quarter of the size of her head.

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Calaveron posted:

I assume Pleter and Kwagmire are supposed to be in their mid-20's. Is being a lonely only child really a germane subject to broach at that point of your life?

You mean I'm not the only one who thought this was Bizarro Family Guy?



Since it's Cross-over week and judging by that maw, is this Pigborn or 9-Gamweed lane?

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Aardmania posted:


9 Chickweed Lane


I guess we're missing the panels where Amos was told to put a sock in it.

No, that part is supplied by the audience

Aardmania posted:

Pibgorn

I wonder how long Brooke plans on dragging out this unseamly storyline?

Why is the smoking french whore arguing with a linebacker? It might be a shaved gorilla but I'm not really sure.

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Aardmania posted:



Pibgorn

Who would so cruelly force a thesaurus into a life of abuse in Brooke's hands?

Brooke clings to his thesaurus like a lamprey to it's victim's soft under-belly.

mastersord fucked around with this message at 04:34 on May 8, 2015

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Plethora posted:

Brooke has an obvious lust for legs but cares not for the booty.

It's like the characters don't have butts at all. There's nothing there. Just a hinge where the legs attach.

And teeth! Lots and lots of teeth!

>shudder<

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Aardmania posted:


9 Chickweed Lane




That cat has just seen a gay man without an rear end.

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I was wondering something. You know that guy who's editing that strip with Peter Griffin and Quagmire as nerds, to dumb it down? Yeah, can you do that to Brooke's strips as well?

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Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane


Brooke is actually taking reader suggestions now?!?

Hey Brooke! Burn your thesaurus and pick up a book on drawing humans AND READ IT!

Let's see if it improves next week.

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Aardmania posted:

Just a minor change to that panel.


You can see the horror in their eyes as they look upon their creator and wish only for the cold embrace of death.

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Ghostlight posted:

Greg 8:3 is the worst of the Bible verses, but if that's what Gunther's into it explains a lot.

"And on that day God sayeth to thine disciple that thou shalt be like the ground beneath her foot whilst in the guise of a man twice thine age. Thou shall not bathe nor groom thine body. Thou shall layeth with thine harlot whilst in protest of thine mother whom partakes of the company of another man. Ahmen."
-Greg 8:3

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Mister Beeg posted:

Few more, from New York Daily News, May 1979. These were easier to scan since these are tabloid format.





Dick Tracy's artist back then did not know how to draw a woman's nose apparently

Notice how Spiderman's dialogue doesn't beat you over the head with the plot arc like it does today.

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Aardmania posted:

Q. Name 7 things that Brooke's editor mutters to himself every week.

1) Please don't let there be teeth this time
2) Please don't let there be teeth this time
3) drat it!
4) Oh dear God why did he have to make her open her mouth while laughing?!
5) This word balloon is so dense I'll need a month with a translator just to read it.
6) I don't think anyone has uttered that word is over 200 years.
7) If I replace the words in panel 3 with "just shut up Brooke!" maybe this time the paper won't notice.

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Pentaro posted:

I was wondering, will Gilchrist draw a tribute strip, or is Lemmy too heavy for his octuagenarian audience's sensibilities?

goatface posted:

Lemmy played the devil's music and has gone to the hell he most certainly deserves for all his bad language and drug abuse. Not like our polite, clean country and rock and roll singers.

On the other hand, I bet Gilchrist can't resist putting his favorite brunette bobble-head in a low-cut Motörhead T-shirt.

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Indolent Bastard posted:


Intelligent Life













They finally wrote in Brian!

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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

D&D banned Day by Day from the politoons thread. My new year's wish is that we ban Brooke McEldowney from the comic strip thread.

But then who else would write a comic strip about stuck-up, overly-sexualized Lampreys as they struggle to understand why normal people don't use the entire Oxford English dictionary to communicate?

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