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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


wawa meatball hoagie yisssssss

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Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Their horseradish sauce is the poo poo.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

best carlin bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4nknAzQPHE

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

His pre-80's stuff is great. But yeah, I can't stand to listen to a whole show of his later stuff.

It really is just an angry old man yelling.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

Just don't get caught. It's not against the rules if they don't know.

A 75 year old vet is drinking in our physical therapy therapy rehab wing, and our director of quality is going loving crazy about it because we keep finding empty pints of Kentucky Deluxe in his bathroom.

Yet he's still making more progress than some of the people we have, so gently caress it.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

gently caress it, look the other way. 75 is about that age where you shouldn't give a poo poo what other people think anyways.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

That's my mentality. We have a WW2 marine vet who grabbed a handful of rear end from one of our female techs and asked when she got off shift.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


This is what happens when you nuke a civilization

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFiWiVhnRsU

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

we could have a whole thread on what the nukes did to japan

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

shyduck posted:

This is what happens when you nuke a civilization

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFiWiVhnRsU

Realtalk: I'd buy one if it could display porn. Real people porn, not that anime poo poo.

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.
Goddamn Lowe's doesn't have the right deck drive belt for my lawn mower even though I bought it 2 years ago.

Oh well, time to break out the weed eater and lose badly fighting the lawn and the blackberry bushes. holy poo poo do blackberries take over in like 3 weeks.

Time to actually pretend I do poo poo.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

grover put in a playground

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Looks safer than his house.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


kinda :nws: http://gawker.com/video-of-tourist-blowing-24-men-for-free-drinks-trigger-1599702690

Some chick blew 24 men for a 5 dollar drink, what a trooper

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
That must have been one hell of a drink.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
Obvious "protein shake" joke

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Philosophy class is loving fantastic. Sure I'm bored to death with Nietzsche talk to which I have no loving idea what he's about nor do I give a poo poo, but I can take a quiz on a book I didn't bother reading and get a 94% on.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

50 Foot Ant posted:

Oh well, time to break out the weed eater and lose badly fighting the lawn and the blackberry bushes. holy poo poo do blackberries take over in like 3 weeks.
Blacks ruin everything. :laugh:

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
http://i.imgur.com/BfQqGD9.gif :nws:

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
RIP Zappdash
RIP gleep gloop

Call the roll. Honor the banned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KCiMdR1ox0

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
They got EBB, too :(

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Victor Vermis posted:

RIP Zappdash
RIP gleep gloop

Call the roll. Honor the banned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KCiMdR1ox0

t:mad:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

hey whip can i at least get my hitlertag back for the snipes

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
I just listed the ones I don't like.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
http://gawker.com/colorado-teen-arrested-after-falling-in-love-with-isis-1599614634

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

The fleeting desires of our nation's rebellious vaginas are being outsourced to bad dudes in 3rd world countries.

This is what happens when you put an end to bullying and sexual harassment; a shortage of homegrown bad dudes left to mistakenly bang in order to piss off dad.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

hey whip can i at least get my hitlertag back for the snipes

When I get home I gotcha.

Also, does anyone have the gifs or links to the video of the gal dancing topless while making goofy faces? I know she's done mime stuff as well. Can't remember her name and google is useless.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mr. Nice! posted:

When I get home I gotcha.

:tipshat:

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Mr. Nice! posted:

Also, does anyone have the gifs or links to the video of the gal dancing topless while making goofy faces? I know she's done mime stuff as well. Can't remember her name and google is useless.

:nws:This one?:nws:

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch

Mr. Nice! posted:

When I get home I gotcha.

Also, does anyone have the gifs or links to the video of the gal dancing topless while making goofy faces? I know she's done mime stuff as well. Can't remember her name and google is useless.

Aella, I think?



edit: ^^Yep :hfive:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford




I think that's her. Gotta dig a bit to make sure.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
This conversation is starting to make me feel like I'm going to be charged as an accessory at some future point.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

can't believe Hadji Dangerfield counts as "gross poo poo"

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

MEDS CURE SCHIZOS posted:

can't believe Hadji Dangerfield counts as "gross poo poo"

gleep?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



EBB I couldn't find your putting on the ritz title so I just grabbed one of your old ones that SAARS was able to pull up.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Mr. Nice! posted:

EBB I couldn't find your putting on the ritz title so I just grabbed one of your old ones that SAARS was able to pull up.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

sweet, wonder which one it will be :rolldice:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

MEDS CURE SCHIZOS posted:

can't believe Hadji Dangerfield counts as "gross poo poo"
Especially after reading the goon.jpg thread. :gonk:

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
The man having sex with this: https://vine.co/u/919767862468554752

Thinks dead hadjis are gross poo poo, and right before july 4th smh

gleep gloop fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Jul 4, 2014

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

drat, first av I ever had. Thanks Nice!

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