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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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TLG James posted:

Is anyone else having issues watching the online Daily Show? Seems to only show the first segment on the full episode button.

Same here. I thought it might be an issue with adblock or something so I gave up.

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Bashez posted:

He took a good beat from a terrible song and made a good song out of it. You don't get bonus points for being terrible while gay and black.

But you do for being white and terrible, apparently.

MariusLecter fucked around with this message at 13:04 on Jan 28, 2014

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Tatum Girlparts posted:

Pay a retard two bucks an hour.

I just stopped watching this right there and closed the tab with the Daily Show full episode playing.

gently caress it, gently caress everything, especially that guy.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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BigRed0427 posted:

No that was Vincent D'Onofrio.

A very underrated actor.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Stare-Out posted:

I just turned 30 a month ago. Soften the blow a bit, man. :(

Those drat kids and their yellin :corsair: etc etc.

You got one foot in the coffin already.

RIP

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Dr Christmas posted:

Until Palin's speech, I got the impression that, while there still was plenty of stupidity, this year's CPAC wasn't reaching the full-on carnival of horrors levels of pervious years.

I really want Jon to nail Paul Ryan on this poo poo.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Really liking this new guy. :allears:

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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And they were whining about people buying stuff at green grocers/farmers market?

Why not force poors to only have access to compacted grey cubes of sawdust and bone meal with some vinegar for flavor?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Briefcase full of Mitch
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=nrdTX8m5G98&video_start=0&audio=MS-4xNrRNlA&audio_start=0

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Haven't looked at any of the new ones posted so maybe this was done already...

We Want Your Mitch
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=nrdTX8m5G98&video_start=0&audio=_WTBkj8gFfI&audio_start=250

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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You and me both.

http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=nrdTX8m5G98&video_start=0&audio=wst7f_AFre8&audio_start=0

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Paper Kaiju posted:

I used to huge fan of Dennis Miller back when he had his HBO show, because he was the best guy taking shots at the status quo (which was Democratic at the time). Once W. Bush and 9/11 happened, and he instituted a public policy of 'No Bush jokes', he completely lost me.

Yup, stand with the president, politics ends at the waters edge, etc. Good on him for giving Obama the same courtesy.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Friend linked this to me just now,

http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=nrdTX8m5G98&video_start=0&audio=l7u9hP4r1S8&audio_start=1

E: also,
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=nrdTX8m5G98&video_start=0&audio=5RqJ9blAHHo&audio_start=0

MariusLecter fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Mar 15, 2014

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Führe Mitch

http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=nrdTX8m5G98&video_start=0&audio=zDtTQ4gt7Mg&audio_start=0

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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twistedmentat posted:

I know, and poo poo these kinds of places were super judgmental. All the freaks and weirdos would go, but if you weren't conforming to the kind of freaks and weirdos that they were, they'd kick you out or worse.

Stop judging them you fascist.

E:
Moment of Zen holy gently caress

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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twistedmentat posted:

I'm speaking from personal experience. Been to enough dingy punk clubs to get the stink eye from the patrons. Got the poo poo kicked out of me because they thought I was a cop.

I wasn't being serious, sorry you got beat up by idiots.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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twistedmentat posted:

I love his logic that the Bush admin didn't have anything to do with torture.

The President just chose and nominated him! That's nothing!

I really love how all the people in the Bush administration were all just patsys who had nothing to do with anything, ever.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Astro Nut posted:

More than that, it wasn't even the same drat thing as that cup - that was considered the Holy Chalice, a general concept which was just 'yeah, its the cup Jesus drank out of'. The Holy Grail was originally just a macguffin of Arthurian lore, which then expanded into being the vessel Jesus' blood was caught in when they punctured his sides, and then less literate members of the clergy and laymen heard two 'holy cups' and assumed they had to be same drat thing. Didn't help that actually translating the Bible for local readers to understand just wasn't done for a long time, so its not as if your average follower could actually check their references.

Also goddamn Bill O'Reilly. 'There will never be equality thus we shouldn't even try' - guess we should go back to the days of Irishmen being considered parasites upon a young America, eh?

Don't be too hard on him, he was probably drunk when he said that.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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That and Letterman would come out of retirement and take back the show like week later.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Rumsfeld making an rear end of himself, love it.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Strange Quark posted:

This is from November 2012, but was posted today. Stephen Colbert had a really interesting interview with Playboy (...I know).

Jesus Christ.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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BigRed0427 posted:

They are like TED talks except they make no sense.

So, TED Talks. :lol:

What are Ted Talks?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Y-Hat posted:

Can guns be openly carried in front of the state capitol? Say, by minorities who want to flaunt their right to bear arms? Because if that's the case, we can finally get some decent gun control in this country.

They'd end up shot by a sweaty white balls of fat/police.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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I want to shoot that insurance guy so bad. Good thing I'm covered.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Acquilae posted:

Oliver North's resume :stonklol:

http://youtu.be/wbLD2JyFAlE

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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The Bush legacy is intact.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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I'd take a fire hose to those people.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Ra Ra Rasputin posted:

I didn't see this posted yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjgDoxfHW4w
Stewart show, Jon Daily speaking.

Loved the special effects!

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Acquilae posted:

Israel could attack a US destroyer even today and we'd still have to apologize to them.

Israel is the Dick Cheney of the world.

e: Holy poo poo, the heels really know how to work the audience.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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ChaosSamusX posted:

So I'm guessing Stewart got flak for the last I/P bit over the weekend?

Did he do anything other than give Israel the sloppiest of dick sucks and ball coddling?

Then yes.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Oh boy, Sarah TV :allears:

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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I want those space food sticks.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Asylum is now starting production on WARBOLA.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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It's free real estate. :smug:

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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An adult man that hasn't seen Terminator/T2... shameful.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Rand... jeezus christ...

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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RASHIBA WALLACE posted:

wtf is blurred out on method's hat?

$1,000,000 dollar question right there...

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Was that Party Pete just now?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Stephen has never been so wrong, Club is the superior sandwich.

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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PassTheRemote posted:

Hopefully they have a nice video tribute for him. Knowing Jon, it will be a clip from Death to Smoochy.

And apologizing for his poor acting.

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