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I forgot there was a new thread. To pimp it some more, the lead writer of TDS now, Elliott Kalan, has a hilarious bad movie podcast called the Flophouse along with another writer Dan McCoy and their bestest buddy and bartender Stuart Wellington (not Seth Rogan).
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The Titanic isn't sinking, my rear cabin has never been higher out of the ocean!
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Jan 7, 2014 05:10
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Is Colbert in NYC or Fargo?
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Jan 7, 2014 05:30
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I have seen people bitching about not being able to light up in public or drive high.
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Jan 8, 2014 05:04
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Papa Bear's shows audience is literally nothing but old people going "I'm afraid of the present!!!!".
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Jan 8, 2014 05:07
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He should have thrown pedophiles in there too. That's always a solid winner, no one wants to argue with that!
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Jan 8, 2014 05:11
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The worst side effect of pot is boring stories about other times they got high.
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Jan 8, 2014 05:13
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I just opened a beer, but no bikini ladies showed up. Maybe thats only mass market US pisswater. Hey, what do cops have to say about it? "Hey we can focus on serious crime like meth labs" achillesforever6 posted:No its also Middle Age women saying, "My kids are so lazy and always on the computer" So, women that were teenagers in the 70s and 80s...where the stereotype for kids was talking on the phone all day.
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Jan 8, 2014 05:17
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Man I love Steve Coogan, but I can never unsee him as Tony Wilson. EDIT: Oh god a book thats like 10 years old is cheap in some unknown store! Suck it libs! Hah, I almost shoot beer out of my nose with him talking about the T rex pills. twistedmentat fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Jan 8, 2014 |
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Jan 8, 2014 05:24
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I'm sorry, my bible says NOTHING about helping the Poor. Not that I ever read it but I know what it says in my gut!
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Jan 8, 2014 05:40
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Love Boardwalk Empire got in there. Rabbis? Holy poo poo.
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Jan 9, 2014 05:08
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Um, Did Sterling/Cooper from the 60s make those ads? Hah! She said Wait, what?
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Jan 9, 2014 05:15
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Mr. Fowl posted:Basically, we're marketing to sluts and drunkards. Gotta hit that crucial demo. And those against it are getting drunk and loving.
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Jan 9, 2014 05:16
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BrooklynBruiser posted:Did I just see a Roomba with a dildo mounted on it? Yes, yes you do. Its Dj Roomba, party animal! I like how he didn't correct Jon.
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Jan 9, 2014 05:21
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I'm sorry, getting away with screwing over consumers is how America works.
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Jan 9, 2014 05:28
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CHEATING DEATH!
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Jan 9, 2014 05:33
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I honestly thought they were going a different direction with the "sperm can be used to deliver medicine to other parts of the body".
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Jan 9, 2014 05:35
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I need that app because Cheating Death always makes me laugh until I hurt.
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Jan 9, 2014 05:38
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Acquilae posted:The hand was an amazing graphic for moochers. That doesn't look like a CEO's hand though.
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Jan 10, 2014 05:03
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Well, you see the Wall Street guys were white.
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Jan 10, 2014 05:08
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Former future GOP Frontrunner Chris Christie
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Jan 10, 2014 05:36
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Hehehe, duty. I am literally 12 years old.
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Jan 10, 2014 05:44
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Seriousness aside, I really cannot believe there are still people in the US that think that they need to keep Afghanistan going. Doesn't have faith in his commanders? Considering they haven't exactly shown themselves to be capable, I don't find that hard to believe. Isn't Waiting for Superman completely utterly bullshit? twistedmentat fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Jan 10, 2014 |
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Jan 10, 2014 05:47
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Nothing poor fishing villagers love is hollywood millionaires coming in and telling them they're terrible people.
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Jan 10, 2014 05:55
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Uncle Wemus posted:Dammit I missed the Dean Cain bit what did he say? You got to do a job, even if its not what you want, do you think I wanted to do all those movies? Got to pay the bills. yea, We could all just do some crappy Christian themed holiday movie. It's not A Wes Anderson film, but it pays the bills.
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Apoplexy posted:Jesus motherfucking Christ. I'm watching last night's episode, and Fox having Dean Cain on to go 'if you are unemployed, JUST START IN A FILM' is so goddamned disgusting. Everything said in the loving segment on Fox/by Republicans was. But it's literally as though Republicans think that, to quote a stand-up comic (A LIBERAL ONE!), if you're in financial straits because your political hack book's residuals aren't bringing in enough of a steady income for you, you should just do a few more after-dinner speeches, sell a few entries in your classic car collection, maybe lease your private jet and yacht to others for a short while. You know-- middle American solutions. Remember these are people who with the straight face said that middle class is around $250k a year.
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And this is why we need to get rid of the EPA. They'll just come along and close that plant and lose all those jobs!
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Jan 14, 2014 05:03
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Y-Hat posted:OK my brain is officially going to shut off when somebody says "freedom." Freedom pretty much means the opposite these days.
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Jan 14, 2014 05:07
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Oh this. I've had pizza was was so full of toppings and cheese that it was impossible to eat with your hand, unless you wanted crap all down your hand. Is Staten Island part of NYC? twistedmentat fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Jan 14, 2014 |
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Jan 14, 2014 05:13
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DrBouvenstein posted:It's all about the proper NY fold. Hence the see through orange stains. Pizza from just the street lever places you get slices from, that works, but homemade, maybe I just put too much on mine.
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Jan 14, 2014 05:17
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Self aware Christians? You might as well look for a ladies man magic player. Nazi's were gay? Uh yea sure.
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Jan 14, 2014 05:23
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comes along bort posted:Ernst Rohm and a significant number of SA officers were. It was part of the reason for Hitler's purge during the Night of the Long Knives. Yea, I knew all about it, but looking up that book, it says that everyone in the upper tiers of the Nazi party were all gays and that is why they did so much bad stuff, because gay = bad. Any actual persecution of gays was just to gay men who acted too fem. Oh god, Stoners are the most unfunny people. Huhuh 420! EDIT: They are not the worst, evangelical Christians are.
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Jan 14, 2014 05:30
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Hey shithead, the US wouldn't be having that problem if you and your buddies didn't invade it!
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Jan 14, 2014 05:38
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Ah the Free Market. Making everything lovely. It's like St Patricks day.
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Jan 14, 2014 05:47
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I lost it at "it is a telescope?"
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Jan 14, 2014 05:49
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Kibayasu posted:The cereal itself was all green too. I bet someone spent a few hours picking out every single green Froot Loop from a few boxes. And so was the milk, hence my St Patricks day comment. Maybe it was Apple Jacks? They're green right?
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Jan 14, 2014 21:07
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Kibayasu posted:Oh yeah, I haven't head Apple Jacks in near two decades, that would probably be easier. I would think that just adding green colouring to milk would work so that's pretty easy, I was just amused by someone spending an hour painstakingly separating differently coloured children's cereal for a two second bit. I haven't had them in forever either, but I remember them being green. Oh those poor douchebags.
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Jan 15, 2014 05:05
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Colbert can fold space.
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Jan 15, 2014 05:36
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JohnSherman posted:Putin loving murders his political opponents. Great comparison, that. To be honest, the Republican base believes Obama does too. Putin is such a shithead and trys to hard to be tough, he will totally throw a high profile person like King in prison. twistedmentat fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Jan 15, 2014 |
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Acquilae posted:Obama killed Breitbart and the birth certificate guy Wait until Sherrif Joe goes down.
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