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Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

Mr. Cool rear end posted:

We did it y'all






That is a significant amount of back to turn on someone.

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Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Bow down to tha, bow down to tha King!


I have the normalist boner right now.

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

sk posted:

i want to claim this but I can't come up with good title text for it. :(

Mr. Yuk posted:

"It doesn't matter what your game is!"

... I'll see myself out.


Can you smell what the Walk is cookin?

...I'll just follow Mr Yuk out.

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

Spermgod posted:

love a good lariat gif



To clarify: Good gif/Bad lariat

How does anyone work with that guy if he disconnects your head from your neck in a match?!

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

Kennel posted:

I'm less agile than Big Show.

You also don't have his bank account, his house, or his snappy fashion sense.

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

Illinois Smith posted:

Thanks J-Ru, you're the bestest.


(via DVDR)

Whoever Tech Directed a show where the subject goes from left to right, then cuts to a camera where the subject now moves right to left, should be fired.

Out of a cannon.

In to the Sun.

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

Fibby Boy posted:

All I see when R-truth has on those pink tights is Orlando Jordan.

That's racist. Maybe Homophobic, but definitely racist.

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

And lest we forget, Hansen was legally blind in his right eye at the time he did that to Vader. Hansen was so crazy, his response to not being able to see what he was trying hit was to hit it harder.

That is a level of bat poo poo we may never see again.

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

Kill CZW before CZW kills anyone else.

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

Using the camera's shutter to make your wrestling appear quicker and sharper? :fap:

Forgetting that using said camera shutter requires more light? :suicide:

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

That's levitation, Holmes.

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

All this talk of Prince Devitt, Steen, KENTA...

No one bothered to mention they signed Gothmog the Orc to NXT.

"Becomes terrified at the sight of Sami Zayn"

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

A MEMO to Sami Zayn

Stop it with the loving hat.

- WWE Creative

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

A man who's never even seen a vegetable.

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

So Scorpion wins by falling into the pit and dying?

No wonder I was so bad at MK.

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

"Your wild arts?"

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

Pretty Lady Blob posted:



Brock in the 2000 NCAA semis.

Oh...that's why I was bad at wrestling in high school

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Look at this sick bladejob from Joey Mercury:



That bladejob was so good, he lost a tooth!

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

Illinois Smith posted:

oh, also this


You can almost see the moment when she asks herself if she remembered to pay her life insurance premium that month.

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

That's a deep cut. :golfclap:

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

Jerusalem posted:

Harper's gonna hug you! :stare:

What rhymes with "hug Harper?"

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

That Ignorant Sap posted:






Can't we enjoy both?

How do you take one of those bumps every night for years and still be walking around?

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

Davros1 posted:

He should've just spent the entire match going through the crowd, shaking the hand of everyone on the crowd.

I would pay/watch the poo poo out of that.

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

ShootaBoy posted:

Rowan turned heel a few weeks back.

How could you tell?

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

Numero6 posted:

"I call it... The Brainsploder".

I call it..."The Pre-MRI"

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

indywrestling.gif

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

Bray speaks for all of us!

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

The greatest game of grabass ever?

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

Not over, not worthy of holding a major title.

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

"I likes my suplexes like I likes my fishin.' Catch an' Release."

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

SpaceWolfPurrp posted:

Black Terry is one tough bastard



from Ultimo Guerrero vs Black Terry - 7/15

For some reason, this makes me want to go to the moon.

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

Umbra Dubium posted:

DDP is genuinely marking out because he can't believe how good Eddie made that look.

and for a brief moment, me and DDP marking out in the same way will be the most we've ever had in common.

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

Illinois Smith posted:

Was looking for a DDT Beer Garden clip and found a Best Of Ibushi Murdering Random DDT Guys With Potential New Finishers instead.





How is he allowed to wrestle?

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

sticklefifer posted:

"Norman who?"

That motherfucker's feelin' no good.

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

"What do you call that, Mike?"

"The 'Polite Plancha'"

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

oatgan posted:

i still can't believe he bumped down a flight of stairs

I really want to believe that was the concussion talking. No reasonable non-injured person ever considers that bump.

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

This annoys me to no end for some reason. Did this spot further a storyline, or what?

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

*Cue freeze frame and laughing table*

Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

Jerusalem posted:

Well it's great selling by Mark Henry at least :shobon:

And when has that sentence ever been uttered?

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Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, due to illness, the role of Dixie Carter will be played by - Dixie Carter."

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