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Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Why is Justin Credible standing behind a twink male porn star playing Randy Orton in a WWE parody film?

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Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

sticklefifer posted:

"Hey I know, let's break my neck for 50 people and get paid with a sandwich." :downs:
When has a scaffold ever been a good idea in wrestling?

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

If I was a wrestler I would only do DDTs and chokeslams and pedigrees. Why even waste time with weak rear end suplexes or whatever? Straight to the finishers.

Someone should do that, but win with a side headlock or rear chinlock.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Can you gif the Styles Clash/Piledriver reversal? That was amazing (and the "oooooooh" from the crowd was great)

This, because I didn't buy the show, but read about that spot in the Observer and I can't even picture how you'd do such a thing.

Spikeguy posted:

Now that's a loving bridge. LOOK AT THE TOES!

OKADA?! CAN YA FEEL YA TOWS?

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
There is a legit reason he's called "Phenomenal". When I first saw him in TNA, like 10 years ago, he was doing poo poo I didn't think was physically possible. He's slowed down marginally since then, but has gotten a whole lot smarter as a worker.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Pfft, he used the dreaded Frog Crossbody.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Yeah, being a dickhead homophobe is small-fry compared to drug-dealers, gun-runners and actual human-slavers in wrestling. I enjoy watching AJ, but I wouldn't want to be friends with him.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Fibby Boy posted:

Look I know TNA has trouble paying their talent but they aren't that bad.

Dixie is a rich Southern belle who renames her new 'aquisitions' and has been seen ordering her favoured men to beat her other 'employees', and discards her playthings when they're 'broken'...

You may be on to something here.


(Real-talk: I was thinking of Hardbody Harrison and Moolah.)

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
I forget, was that one of the times they didn't tell the roster who was going where? Was Taker's reaction a shoot, or just "Grr, I'm the Big Dawg, I don't go on Smackdown!" gimmick?

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Oh right, that eventually led to the Flair/Taker WM match, yeah?

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Chinston Wurchill posted:



Approximately 33% of the chops thrown in that particular exchange.

I like the ref getting more and more into it.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Say Nothing posted:

I think the real issue here is how shoddy the hold is. She doesn't even have her hands locked in place!

Still better than Cena's.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Good that we know the main event, now they just need to flesh out the rest of the card.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Remember when Swagger got squashed by a fake Russian in a flag match? (Also, just give him the loving song, WWE! Have Hogan endorse him on the go-hone show!)

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

This might be more terrifying and violent than any single suplex Brock gave Cena last week.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

sticklefifer posted:

But not cooler than a velociraptor.

If I understand Bayley's gimmick correctly, she'd probably agree.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Can someone tell Cameron that she's performing in a ring, not the main stage at Spearmint Rhino? I can't fathom any other reason for these outfits.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

rovert posted:

And Smackdown is a PG show




And there goes that bit of his routine.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Thankfully, Miz seems to have finally mastered how to put the hold on.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

fatherdog posted:

"Mastered" is a strong word for that.

He did it in more or less one continuous motion and didn't have to switch legs. That counts as mastered for him.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Quantrill posted:

I can get behind the "Win every battle royal" gimmick

Every one except the only one that really matters.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Bard Maddox posted:

the world could use more fancy back rakes



My instinctive reaction to this gif was to hiss. Like "ssssss, that would sting so MUCH!" So I agree.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Cast Iron Brick posted:

Dean Ambrose either has no money or $4,000 that smells like a cheap backyard pool.

Hey, that nice Mr White told him he could have that 4 grand, all he had to do was take 3 funny smelling barrels out to the desert, bury them, and forget where he put them.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
"He said he would 'get one over on me', but I prevented him from gaining enough height!"

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Mayostard posted:

Just out of frame, Renee Young.

BOOOO

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

John...? Why won't you tag him, John?

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Memento posted:

DDT sounds like a bunch of stupid good fun.


edit for great justice




Sara Del Rey is a good wrestler.

Jesus Christ, that Royal Butterfly looks like she killed her.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

JPrime posted:

I'm not sure what that last move is supposed to be, but is that Kharma she's doing it to? :psyduck:

It's all one move, that's SDR's finisher. She butterflies the other person's arms, hoists them up a little, cranks on them like a submission for 5 seconds, then suplexes the poo poo out of them from there.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
"Wait... did I just say... THREE MINUTES?"

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Suuuuure you don't, Zack.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Paige's mum flipping off her daughter because she has a not-embarrassing belt.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

The Goog posted:

Stephanie McMahon has been awesome since coming back to TV regularly for the Authority angle, and you should all vote her second place in Non-Wrestler of the Year when it comes time to do so.

She can be first, we need to establish the First Annual Paul E Heyman Award In The Category Of Being Paul E Heyman instead, otherwise it won't be fair.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Yeah, 'hit' is a strong word for that.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
...That's less scary than the time she did it to Daizee Haze, at least.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

More Raw gifs



I like that Randy's just barely stopping himself from actually committing murder by rabbit punch.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

armoredgorilla posted:

Look at this scrub playing with a >25% equip burden.

Super-fast roll is overrated. :colbert:


That's not cricket, Mr Neville. :mad:

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Finn BALOR the Human? :aaa:

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Gonz posted:

CM Punk: WIZARD



"To me, my belt!"

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

nooneofconsequence posted:

It almost would have been just as good if Owens beat the poo poo out of him right there while the whole lockerroom looked on. :stonk:

It's possible that was the idea, and Steen got so hyped at his buddy's big moment that he forgot. Then as they were walking back up the ramp, he remembered "Oh, poo poo, I was supposed to kick your rear end, bro, welp, back we go..."

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Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

:geno: It's like a lava lamp...

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