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EDF! EDF! EDF! Alright you COD try hard cry baby pussies, its time for a real mother loving game. Its god drat EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 2025. The sequel to the GOTG (Game of The Generation) Earth Defense Force 2017. If you haven't already played EDF 2017, what in the gently caress is wrong with you? Are you literally a loving dipshit? Buy it. Ok. So we all know EDF 2017 was the best loving game on the 360. Well get this poo poo, EDF 2025 is coming out on the 360 AND the PS3. So all you Sony fans who missed the previous GOTG can now enjoy an amazing sequel. How cool is that poo poo?! So what the gently caress is EDF even about : Giant gently caress you Spiders! Flying Valkyrie super soldiers who will make you lick their shiny metal boots Goon Bee squad? More like goon pee squad. HERE'S SOME ACUTAL MOTHER loving BEES BITCH! Anime as gently caress! Don't shame, I've seen you watch Naruto when you think no one is watching. Anime owns! poo poo's awesome. Alright, so what does EDF 2025 bring that's new to the table: Soldier Classes FENCER Holy gently caress look at this poo poo! God drat its awesome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrWSh21JINM Air Raider God drat this game owns...fuuuuuuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFVRZAKWhhk Wing Diver and Ranger SSHHHIIIIIITTTT FUUUUUUCK PIIIIIIISSSS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_GJiYk3Vi0 ----------------------------------------------------- Q & A Time ----------------------------------------------------- Reviews? gently caress you if you care. Achievements? Eat poo poo and die. Guns? Neo Helbeast posted:2025 has over 700 guns in it, two of which are an Orbital Laser and a 4 person coop Mech. Pack it in other games, it's GOTY 2014 already. BF4? COD Ghosts? Halo? SUCK A DEEEEYYUUUUCK! Split Screen Couch Co-op multiplayer? YOU BET YOUR GOD drat rear end! Online Multiplayer? Sure thing you scrotum-smelling, green toothed, bitch face, anti-social gently caress! Join up with 3 other online strangers! When can I buy this second coming of video games? Now if ya want. But the game won't be release until Feb 18, 2014. You ready to join soldier? Lets go destroy those alien scum! EDF EDF EDF EDF virtualboyCOLOR fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Mar 8, 2014 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 15:27 |
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[TRY HARD OP] I WANT TO PLAY WITH GOONY GOON GOONS Use the spreadsheet below for both 360 and PS3 https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Ai90Eh9UuJjudHQ0NE5JVFRkQ19yOGt5X1dFQWhsbFE&usp=sharing Metatag: HOWCANYOUMISS ----------------------------------------------------- STORY ----------------------------------------------------- The Earth Defense Force, a unified multinational military sponsored by nearly every country, is founded after detecting an impending alien visit in case the aliens prove to be hostile. In the year 2017, that proved to be true and the EDF fought against the Ravagers, an alien race that attacked Earth with giant insect-like creatures, UFOs, robots, and gigantic, 120 foot tall lizard-like creatures. Eight years What the gently caress are you doing reading this? Buy this loving game it owns holy poo poo! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_GJiYk3Vi0 ----------------------------------------------------- Character Classes ----------------------------------------------------- Ranger Composed of foot infantry capable of using several vehicles and mechas. Wing Diver Airborne class composed exclusively of women who use high tech weaponry and jet packs. Air Raider A class specialized in the assistance of infantry and airborne soldiers, capable of:
Fencer A heavily armored class with a variety of weapons, such as:
How do I move faster? RyuujinBlueZ posted:Watch the thrusters on your back when you dash. They'll fire, flare up, and then fade before vanishing. Just before they disappear you want to hit your shield's reflect. You can then pretty much just mash dash again, I find the trickiest part is the timing to hit the reflect. ----------------------------------------------------- ENEMIES ----------------------------------------------------- Biological Units
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----------------------------------------------------- Q & A ----------------------------------------------------- Reviews? Still gently caress you if you care. Achievements? Keep eating poo poo. How many guns do I get to play with? Neo Helbeast posted:2025 has over 700 guns in it, two of which are an Orbital Laser and a 4 person coop Mech. Pack it in other games, it's GOTY 2014 already. A lot. Split Screen Couch Co-op multiplayer? Yup! Online Multiplayer? Up to 4 players When does it come out? Feb 18, 2014 When can I buy this second coming of video games? Right here. I own every console ever. What are the differences between the PS3 version and 360 version? 360 was the main SKU so it has less-ish slowdown 360 allows for online + couch co-op simultaneously while the PS3 does not 360 saves all couch co-op data to player one, not to two different accounts (so you can't get achievements on two accounts but if you care about this you should prolly look at your sad little life and realize how much of a waste you really are). I WANT TO PLAY WITH GOONY GOON GOONS Use the spreadsheet below for both 360 and PS3 https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Ai90Eh9UuJjudHQ0NE5JVFRkQ19yOGt5X1dFQWhsbFE&usp=sharing Metatag: HOWCANYOUMISS [/TRY HARD OP] virtualboyCOLOR fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Mar 8, 2014 |
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Dominic White posted:All that bullshit in the OP and loving huge table-breaking images, and you don't even show the launch trailer? loving low-effort scum. You literally linked the same vid I did. Also, its 2014, who doesn't have a 1080p monitor by now? Tables shouldn't hold this game back. It loving owns!
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2014 06:46 |
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2nd post updated with more info for those that need it.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2014 16:17 |
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Kewpuh posted:Did you make this game up or are those truly giant spiders and bees in a real game Did you not play EDF 2017? You know, the GOTG EDF 2017? If you haven't, fix your life by purchasing it right away. If you don't, you'll die a worthless, pathetic husk. EDF 2017 owns. Its console only as well due to the developers being Japanese. If it does come out for PC (we can only pray to the anime gods), I will buy that poo poo ASAP. virtualboyCOLOR fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Jan 31, 2014 |
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Kewpuh posted:I don't own xbox! or playstation! EDF 2017 is 360 only so you prolly should correct that! You can get a now 360 for something like $50 or a handjob. It's cheap. Buy it! Neo Helbeast posted:2025 has over 700 guns in it, two of which are an Orbital Laser and a 4 person coop Mech. Pack it in other games, it's GOTY 2014 already. Added to the OP.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2014 20:21 |
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Look, I enjoy Doom more than any other FPS to date, so I get it, but EDF is basically japan's doom and it owns.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2014 20:27 |
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Cipher Pol 9 posted:I've never played a Doom Ok you should fix that. Its cheap as gently caress and can run on a calculator. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsN2JIRGHAo Think of it like an early EDF. Then play some more EDF.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2014 20:50 |
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Miijhal posted:
Nothing like running into the slowest nuke in the world.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2014 23:11 |
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RAD owned. EDF 2017 owned. EDF 2025 is gonna own face! Also RAD's localization added to it, even if it was unintentional.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2014 02:09 |
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Neo Helbeast posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxUWIJ0DgsI 2025 already owns. Hahahaha! EDF loving owns. Get hyped!
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2014 17:24 |
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Rollie the Guar posted:But do the spiders still make bowling sounds when they die? We shall find out in less than a month. EDF month bitches lets do this! Launch GOTG EDF 2017 and get hype for EDF 2025!
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2014 01:29 |
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:Yeah, if you liked terrible Insect Armageddon then imagine a game that is 25x bigger and better in every way. That's the 'real' EDF. Insect Armageddon is the Diet Rite Cola to the EDF 2017's Coca~Cola Original Formula (the one with actual cocaine).
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2014 04:17 |
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Medicinal Penguin posted:List price is $50, amazon is $44 right now. New copy of 2017 is $80 on amazon, . EDF 2017 owns thats why!
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 09:32 |
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:
Fun hating people deserve to be miserable. EDF 2025 is gonna own!
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 20:32 |
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Welcome aboard! Next stop: THE OWN ZONE! Just a little over a week boys! Soon, you'll become men!
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2014 04:37 |
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Drakenel posted:The fifteen character limit on gamertags is busting my balls here. (Most good names are sixteen) But I finally got the metatag up. I've been out of the 360 live meta tag poo poo for a while. If someone knows of what the best way to gather goons for bug squashing, lemme know and I'll add it to the OP. Same goes for the PS3 owners out there. Whatever is agreed upon will go in the OP.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2014 20:54 |
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Hey can someone put together a list of things they'd like to see in the "serioius" op? I already have that this game owns so we're covered on that front.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2014 18:34 |
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Infinity Gaia posted:You should probably put dash cancel information under the Fencer section, as the class is nigh-unplayable without knowing about it. Done univbee posted:- Avenues for adding other players for each platform. Someone give links for the PS3 friends list and 360 friend list. vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvAddedvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv virtualboyCOLOR fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Feb 20, 2014 |
# ¿ Feb 20, 2014 03:36 |
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FuSchnick posted:The GB Quick Look was awful to watch. I can understand that not everyone enjoys this type of game, but to watch someone be so dismissive of it because he can't read words on the screen in front of him is just infuriating. Who in the gently caress gives the slightest gently caress about "gaming journalism" in the year 2014? Play game, have fun. If anyone cares about reviews, go to the nearest dog park and eat their droppings. For fucks sake we have reviewers praising the latest CoD game while calling Donkey Kong "samey". Who really gives a poo poo anymore. They all might as well be youtube personalities. Also fencer owns your FACE!
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2014 03:11 |
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Fuligin posted:I just want to make sure I'm not missing anything stupidly obvious, but is there a specific button (on 360) to call in vehicles/air strikes and other "special" actions? I'm in the very very early (first ten) missions and a few times the commentary has noted that "air strikes are ready" and poo poo like that but I have no idea how to do anything with it (playing as a Wing Diver). Also, any tips for Wing Divers in general? The speed is wonderful after slowly marching around as a ranger but I'm always eating through my Wing Energy like crazy trying to kill stuff quickly. That just background chatter unless you're the air raider.
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