NHL Be A Pro -- Goon Style '14: Hockles Doesn't Sleep Edition

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LumpyGumby: Feb 22, 2012; "Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

Name: Quincey Pepperdick.
Number: 13
Height: 6,0
Weight: 200
Race: White
Location: Denver, Colorado
Handedness: regular
Position: Goalie
Player Type: butterfly
Equipment Brand: CCM

Groovy.

LumpyGumby fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Feb 4, 2014

# ¿ Feb 4, 2014 03:47

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 04:21

LumpyGumby: Feb 22, 2012; "Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

Hockles posted:

2014 Draft Class Olympic Break Rankings

This includes the team projected to take the prospect based on their standings at the Olympic break.

Ha, after the Olympics Pepperdick moved IP from 81st to 80th. Wheee

# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 00:37

LumpyGumby: Feb 22, 2012; "Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

Oh good, Pepperdick gets to be the next goalie that has a flash in the pan year, take over for the Caps, and then traded two years later.

Least he wasn't last.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 05:18

LumpyGumby: Feb 22, 2012; "Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

dPepperdick@Sneezycack
Coach just said I was like the Dane Cook of goaltending. Does he play for the Preds? #WhyAmIStillInTheCHL #achoo

# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 22:53

LumpyGumby: Feb 22, 2012; "Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

I might get called up someday if something bad happens to one of Washington's goalies. #watchyourback #tonyaharding

# ¿ Feb 13, 2014 05:19

LumpyGumby: Feb 22, 2012; "Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

Y'all can have your calders, I just want to be on the team when they win the Cup.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2014 02:17

LumpyGumby: Feb 22, 2012; "Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

@SneezyPeens 2 mins ago.

Whooo! Calder at last! I'm sure every goalie winning the Calder has been awesome right after!!

@SneezyPeens 2 secs ago
Why does everyone keep mentioning Ace Ventura? #themaskwasjustokay

# ¿ Mar 15, 2014 13:56

LumpyGumby: Feb 22, 2012; "Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

Rene Bork posted:

@halusato9

My parting gift to Pepperdick before the ASG. Ganbatta good buddy. http://i.imgur.com/QTckPe3.jpg @SneezyPeens

SneezyPeens 4hrs ago
Thanks! Now to decide if I should drink that before or after the game... @halusato9

@SneezyPeens 15secs ago
I tihnk I mad e the ritgt choic. #1gaa #drinkingonthejob #asgaintimportant

# ¿ Mar 22, 2014 19:51

LumpyGumby: Feb 22, 2012; "Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

18-19 Calder Winner

All Star MVP

Stanley Cup Champion

Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP)

Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP)

Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender)

Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA)

drat. :stare:

@SneezyPeens 24secs ago
Hey @halusato9 got any more of that booze? Pretty sure I used up my entire supply during the playoffs. #KissTheRing #IPlayBetterWhenIveHadAFew

# ¿ Mar 23, 2014 17:47

LumpyGumby: Feb 22, 2012; "Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

I'm happy the Avs won the Cup, but....

Van der Veeeeeen :argh:

Avalanche :argh:

But hey, two Vezinas ain't bad....

# ¿ Mar 28, 2014 03:31

LumpyGumby: Feb 22, 2012; "Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

@SneezyPeens 3 secs ago
3 All star appearances, 3 wins. And I owe it allll to saké. #boozeismylifeblood

# ¿ Mar 30, 2014 23:11

LumpyGumby: Feb 22, 2012; "Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

First we won the Cup, then Was runner up. Now lost to the runner up. Trending downwards...

I will however take my second Vezina and shiny new Jennings as consolation.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2014 08:54

LumpyGumby: Feb 22, 2012; "Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

@SneezyPeens 2 secs ago
I seem to have misplaced one of my Vezina trophies. Either I lost it in an epic bender or my maid stole it. #DontTrustConsuela

# ¿ Apr 2, 2014 14:49

LumpyGumby: Feb 22, 2012; "Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

@SneezyPeens

@halusato9 If I had played it would've been fine. I should've smuggled some onto the bench for Van Den Veen though. #PryItFromMyColdDeadHands #INeedHelp

# ¿ Apr 7, 2014 10:19

LumpyGumby: Feb 22, 2012; "Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

Won a Cup, three Vezinas, and crap ton of other awards, and I'm not in the top five of goaltenders salaries. I best be gettin' paid.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 03:04

LumpyGumby: Feb 22, 2012; "Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

@SneezyPeens 24 secs ago

ABANDON SHIP!!!!

# ¿ Apr 21, 2014 23:43

LumpyGumby: Feb 22, 2012; "Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

I can't believe we get swept in the first round by Ottawa, and I still win my fourth Vezina. Even I'm starring to think its rigged.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 08:41

LumpyGumby: Feb 22, 2012; "Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

@SneezyPeens 2 secs ago
#DontCallItAComeback

@SneezyPeens 5mins ago
@halusato9 sorry I accidentally headbutted you in celebration. My bad. #IBlameTheBooze

# ¿ May 5, 2014 11:21

LumpyGumby: Feb 22, 2012; "Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

@SneezyPeens 4 secs ago
Daddy just needs his special juice, get daddy his special juice already! @halusato9 #DomoArigatoMrSato

# ¿ May 19, 2014 20:04

LumpyGumby: Feb 22, 2012; "Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

@SneezyPeens 3secs ago
-Tosses another Vezina on the pile-
-Gets bounced in first round-
#5thVezina1Cup

# ¿ Jun 9, 2014 00:26

LumpyGumby: Feb 22, 2012; "Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

Hooray! I was worried we wouldn't see who retires last.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 00:05

LumpyGumby: Feb 22, 2012; "Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

Hockles posted:

TBL -- Q. Pepperdick (96 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender

@SneezyPeens 3secs ago
Anyone seen my left leg pad? I seem to have misplaced it. #GettingOld #DinnerAt4PM

# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 14:16

LumpyGumby: Feb 22, 2012; "Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

@SneezyPeens 2secs ago

Do not go easy into that dark night, my sake bringing friend. Thanks for the Cup. #Halu4HOF

# ¿ Jul 24, 2014 17:59

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 04:21

LumpyGumby: Feb 22, 2012; "Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

Many thanks to you, Hockles for doing this. I can't imagine it was anything close to easy. I'd love to do another if it pops up.

The 2021 year for Quincy P Pepperdick was arguably the greatest a goalie ever had; All Star, AS MVP, Vezina, Reg Season MVP, NHLPA MVP, Playoff MVP, and Stanley Cup.

One last time for fun: Van Der Veeeeen :argh:

LumpyGumby fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Jul 27, 2014

# ¿ Jul 27, 2014 22:46

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