blackberry deathwatch 2014.10.2.1.537 (now with fm radio) [plus canadachat]

during which ancient egyptian month will blackberry die?
	thout
	paopi
	hathor
	koiak
	tobi
	meshir
	paremhat
	paremoude
	pashons
	paoni
	epip
	mesori
	gasthred
	banop
	RIM'S GONNA KEEP GOING BABY!!!

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

these guys really get the smartphone market, it's amazing

also lol telus

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 16:40

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 19:10

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Smythe posted:

im getting camry ads now, thanks

i drive a camry it's aggressively ok

navigation/media system is poo poo though

# ¿ May 2, 2014 20:00

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

aquaintance of mine still uses the z10 she got in 2013

unsurprisingly the purchase corresponds to the moment her career went from "precariously improving" to "declining sharply" due to a series of terrible decision on her part

she's at "i don't want to be seen with you" now so idk who she's using her blackberry to communicate with

# ¿ May 2, 2014 22:16

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

my morning jackass posted:

my workplace is in the process of replacing all their old blackberries with the z10.

we are moving to this hotelling system that relies on people connecting to our network outside of the workplace. everyone will be required to do this by tethering their z10.

please save me from the canadian public service.

ahahahahaha

the canadian government is terrible

i don't mean the people who are elected, they're terrible too, but the bureaucrat? they don't have a clue

like they couldn't even fill out an RFP for a clue

# ¿ May 8, 2014 00:43

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

my morning jackass posted:

someone who doesn't know what the gently caress.

everyone over the age of 30 in the public service still has a raging hard on for bb cause CANADIAN.

it's not just in the public service there's plenty of middle managers in the private sector in ottawa who carefully lay their blackberry next to their personal cell phone on the table when they sit down at a meeting

the important people and the young people all switched to byod a long time ago

these guys still have bb because they're important

# ¿ May 8, 2014 01:18

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Bonzo posted:

Soon you will no longer need BES

no one ever needed BES

# ¿ May 13, 2014 21:42

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Bonzo posted:

"Lou = Waterloo. Where BBRY is.

Also most of the old management went to Desire2Learn and now all the people that hated working for Blackberry now hate working there but since no one else hiring they just deal with it.

well that explains why d2l turned into even shittier lovely poo poo poo poo

# ¿ Jun 10, 2014 22:03

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Bonzo posted:

D2L maybe they will get better (no)

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

my university just did an update to the system this semester and i'm left with one question

how do you gently caress up forums so badly in tyool 2014? like literally >>>>>>>quoted text like
>>>>>>>in a
>>>>>>>>email from the early 1990s

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Bonzo" post="430933816"]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>D2L maybe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>they
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>will get better (no)

# ¿ Jun 12, 2014 18:50

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

lol toronto

lameness capital of ~~canada~~ the world

# ¿ Jun 13, 2014 23:04

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Mr. Apollo posted:

yeah but how much of that was from selling off all their real estate?

shush

# ¿ Jun 19, 2014 13:40

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Blackberry: A Break-Even Company

# ¿ Jun 19, 2014 14:15

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

flakeloaf posted:

gentlemen we have invented a canadian passport nobody will want

# ¿ Jun 19, 2014 14:31

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

quote:

Andrea Bellemare @andreabellemare � 20m
The QNX cloud will be highly secure, says Chen, despite avail to public. It's part of BlackBerry's entry into internet of things.

quote:

internet of things

mods, please, eh

# ¿ Jun 19, 2014 16:06

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Blackula69 posted:

but HOLY loving poo poo YOU GUYS

should have sent a poet

a poet with very small fingers

# ¿ Jun 19, 2014 16:25

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Blackula69 posted:

THAT IS A 7" DEVICE

there's only room in my pants for one 7" device

# ¿ Jun 19, 2014 16:27

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Blackula69 posted:

IS IT A PAD

IS IT A PHONE

what in the gently caress

# ¿ Jun 19, 2014 17:53

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

PleasureKevin posted:

truly surreal

i'm the shift key :ninja:

# ¿ Jun 20, 2014 21:24

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

i was in a meeting with a dude who had a not poo poo z10 earlier this week

haven't seen a playbook in the wild in a while though

# ¿ Jun 27, 2014 16:37

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

flakeloaf posted:

the alpha dog of phones

mods

# ¿ Jul 4, 2014 13:53

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

hey what's the proper way to destroy blackberries to make sure the data isn't too recoverable?

we have a pile at work that I've been tasked with disposing off

they're really loving old too

# ¿ Jul 6, 2014 03:38

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

yeah we tried that and they're old as ball, like they're not even phone snapped.

admin wants me to drill through them but erm I don't think that's a great idea

# ¿ Jul 6, 2014 04:44

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

yeah I don't think these things will even turn on, we're talking those old things with a screen the size of a credit card if that and a case the size of a slice of bread, I'll try to post pictures tomorrow.

like I wouldn't give them to a women's shelter because heir abusive husband could beat them to death with the things and then I'd feel bad

# ¿ Jul 6, 2014 17:49

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2014 16:51

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

lol at using a phone for anything spreadsheet

# ¿ Jul 9, 2014 18:57

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

lotus notes for EVERYBODY

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 18:35

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

october 14th 2014

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 19:24

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

nobody who's seen how corporations actually works believe in the cyberpunk movement in anyway

"we will enslave the worlds population by synergizing the cross aisle innovation paradigm to achieve measurable completion of SMART objectives"

...making GBS threads my pants back here

# ¿ Aug 5, 2014 17:31

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Nelson MandEULA posted:

the only use case were an android phone is an improvement

# ¿ Aug 14, 2014 14:51

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

the one person i knew who had a z10 just posted a status on facebook announcing that she was, sadly, switching to ios, and she felt bad about not support bbry more

she's using a loaner so i assume she'll buy a bbry as soon as she can

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 19:40

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Bonzo posted:

This is the most hosed up thing I've never seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw9LH_Dp2eM

http://www.businessinsider.com/blackberry-passport-keyboard-video-2014-8

it's like science fiction

from the early 1990's

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 22:30

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Miley Virus posted:

smart objectives are measurable inherently u redundant gently caress

alternatively, person who has never sat in on a management meeting spotted

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 05:32

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

pram posted:

he bought a playbook

maybe he got it for free somehow

like that one yosposter

# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 02:23

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

wtf is Porsche design idgi

# ¿ Sep 22, 2014 00:00

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

The Management posted:

post of the year heh

# ¿ Oct 23, 2014 22:58

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

some of my coworkers still have z10's from before it just started issueing iPhones. one of them shat the bed last week, so I advised the coworker to drop it down the stairs and get a iPhone

a wall of protest went up because bbry is the best thing ever, and one of them wants to replace his z10 with a passport

# ¿ Oct 26, 2014 02:09

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

i can't wait to see him fumbling around with this thing

# ¿ Oct 26, 2014 03:07

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

eat the incompetent, streamline society.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2014 18:25

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

could I turn in my lovely broken 4S, get a blackberry, sell that to some dumbass for a profit?

# ¿ Nov 26, 2014 02:15

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

a coworker just got a passport

it's ridiculously huge

# ¿ Dec 2, 2014 01:19

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 19:10

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Martytoof posted:

ive been making jokes about how bad blackberries are for years and now work gave me one

its really bad i'm not joking

a preferable phone would be no phone at all

ahahahaha you work for a canadian company

a bad canadian company

# ¿ Dec 13, 2014 02:08