blackberry deathwatch 2014.10.2.1.537 (now with fm radio) [plus canadachat]

during which ancient egyptian month will blackberry die?
	thout
	paopi
	hathor
	koiak
	tobi
	meshir
	paremhat
	paremoude
	pashons
	paoni
	epip
	mesori
	gasthred
	banop
	RIM'S GONNA KEEP GOING BABY!!!

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

http://mobile.businessweek.com/articles/2014-12-19/hands-on-with-the-blackberry-classic

greatest pictures in a phone review article since the slice of cheese

# ¿ Dec 20, 2014 02:20

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 09:24

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

it's the ghost of smartphones past

# ¿ Dec 20, 2014 02:28

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

mishaq posted:

who the gently caress in their right mind would buy blackberry in 2015

don't they still have some nice patents?

# ¿ Jan 15, 2015 03:32

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

I have a coworker who unironically says tools not toys when belittling everyone else's iPhones

# ¿ Mar 18, 2015 04:14

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

infernal machines posted:

i remember how pissed ontario teachers were when nortel poo poo itself.

it was ugly.

it was loving hilarious

I knew a guy who worked at nortel and was oh so smug about being an engineer and

# ¿ Mar 31, 2015 00:31

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infernal machines posted:

also you need some context

toronto is the most multicultural city in canada, the population is over 50% immigrants

when people outside of toronto say they hate toronto, it's actually because they're racist hicks and hate dem furriners

just wait for a vancouverite to pop in and say something incredibly racist about chinese people...

nah, trust me, it's not the foreigners

if you think that's why people hate Toronto, you must be from Toronto

# ¿ Apr 3, 2015 12:16

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Subjunctive posted:

young dude in business class on this YYZ-SFO flight is using a blackberry, I think unironically.

maybe there's hope for BBY yet no

Subjunctive posted:

YYZ-SFO

Subjunctive posted:

YYZ

there it is

# ¿ Apr 15, 2015 05:06

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infernal machines posted:

and that's why you don't leave toronto unless you're going to montreal, or maybe ottawa, or heading to the states.

there's nothing out there anyway.

don't go to ottawa

# ¿ Apr 16, 2015 02:59

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Nintendo Kid posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moving_Day_%28Quebec%29

I've lived in Quebec all my life and never had a lease end July 1st :iiam:

# ¿ Jul 1, 2015 14:58

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Tayter Swift posted:

I'm the vp of help desk

# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 22:27

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BangersInMyKnickers posted:

I'm glad its up to a Canadian corporation to figure out who is a criminal now

the sorriest dystopia

# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 15:48

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

trudeau's like how do I even take a selfie with this thing

# ¿ Feb 28, 2016 13:36

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infernal machines posted:

how was this the last thing they could hang their hat on? they gave the keys to loving pakistan and saudi arabia years ago. there is a 100% chance the american intelligence services have had them since day one.

day four or so, this is the federal government you're talking about

just needed bob to get off his rear end and phone blackberry

# ¿ Apr 14, 2016 22:34

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

y'all forgetting the passport

# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 01:33

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

I red losing the signal last weekend it wasn't as laffo as I expected

# ¿ Jul 3, 2016 22:12

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

BobHoward posted:

from a thread in which the die hards argue with the realists about whether blackberry needs a new ceo / can possibly succeed in pivoting to a software business (lol) / etc

also have the comeback

# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 03:33

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Endless Mike posted:

is 2016 the year of blackberry in the pocket

no it's the year of the blackberry in the trash heap

# ¿ Aug 1, 2016 03:39

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A Pinball Wizard posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/sep/12/hms-terror-wreck-found-arctic-nearly-170-years-northwest-passage-attempt

now if he could only find where his customers went XD

the customers went to the 21st century, while bbry stayed behind and resorted to cannibalism

# ¿ Sep 14, 2016 00:29

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Kenny Logins posted:

yeah it's pretty clear that "discontinuation of all hardware sales" is in full effect at this point

they stopped selling hardware a long time ago, they just hadn't admitted it to themselves.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 16:42

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BobHoward posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hUIxyE2Ns8&t=502s

lol turns out jobs was even more explicit about it than i remembered. not that you need the word of jobs to know that actually, osx and ios are deeply related

you're just like trump, fishmech: no matter how obviously wrong the thing you said is, you think the worst thing in the world is to admit you were wrong, so you never do, and you get more angry about it the more wrong you're proven to be

I hope fishmech gets a cabinet position

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 13:34

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there is no os but OS X and Stebe its prophet

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 00:28

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Agile Vector posted:

1. you cut a hole in the phone
2. you put your smart in the phone
3. you launch the phone
and thats how you get a blackberry phone 🎁

I put the smart in your mom but she's too heavy to launch fyi

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 12:47

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Kenny Logins posted:

if you're dumb enough to work at rimm/bbry in the past decade it's probably typical

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 20:02

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Cocoa Crispies posted:

this looks like poo poo so much that it's hard to express how much i hate it

I'm the wasted space above the search bar

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 23:07

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 09:24

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Uncle at Nintendo posted:

more people shoplifted Blackberries and returned them for store credit than the number of people who bought them

i think we found the one thing no one would shoplift

# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 16:30