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during which ancient egyptian month will blackberry die?
	thout
	paopi
	hathor
	koiak
	tobi
	meshir
	paremhat
	paremoude
	pashons
	paoni
	epip
	mesori
	gasthred
	banop
	RIM'S GONNA KEEP GOING BABY!!!

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infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

it means the writer doesn't know what decidedly or mixed means

# ¿ Nov 29, 2014 07:53

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 00:28

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

FMguru posted:

bbry is gonna party like its 2006!

latest and greatest new phone from those innovators in waterloo

build what you know.

also, tbf, the people who still want a BB want exactly that. they tried "innovation" with the z series, and look where that got them.

also blackberry deathwatch sounds like an iwatch competitor with a horrible failure mode.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 20:08

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

BB fans in defense of the passport: you're holding it wrong

# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 20:38

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

holy loving lol at voluntarily using BES as an MDM solution without being forced to for legacy BB support

# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 20:39

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Kirk posted:

I am guessing that Blackberry OS 10 users could also soon gain access to the full iTunes App store as well with Apple CarPlay coming out which runs onto Blackberry OS in the automobile market.

..oh, he's guessing. no way.

i thought apple was on the cusp of collapsing before the might of BB's market relevance and opening the gates to the app store, which would run natively on this completely different platform because blackberry is magic as long as you believe

# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 20:47

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Bobby Digital posted:

my little qwerty: blackberry is magic

# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 22:38

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Nelson MandEULA posted:

we've significantly reduced the blood loss from the artery and we're confident that we can stop the bleeding sometime after complete brain death

# ¿ Dec 20, 2014 01:28

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

theadder posted:

we rly need a bbry zealot itf

i live in canada and i know one IRL, literally the only one i've ever met. everyone else has long since lost the faith, or doesn't care much either way

i think finding one in yospos might be a tall order

# ¿ Dec 20, 2014 01:36

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

theadder posted:

get him an account asap

seeing as my company is employed by the organization he is a board member of, no, i don't think so

as much fun as that would be, he already hates me for convincing them to ditch bby four years ago

# ¿ Dec 20, 2014 01:44

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Proteus4994 posted:

lol if u don't tank your employment prospects for the enjoyment of yospos

they just had a rather large board shuffle and the people who we've worked with for years are gone, we might well be fired anyway. in which case i'll buy him an account and leave the credentials on a YOSPOS business card

# ¿ Dec 20, 2014 01:57

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Proteus4994 posted:

bah BBRY has been making exploding phones for a decade now

unfortunately it failed to kill that awful kid and his horrible clip on tie

# ¿ Dec 22, 2014 22:57

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Origin posted:

Where is the removable battery to pull everyday?

there's an app for that

no, seriously

# ¿ Dec 24, 2014 04:39

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

who keeps buying on these rumours?

the canadian government is never going to allow foreign ownership of bby. at least not until the last of their fetid carcass has sloughed out of the canadian government infrastructure

# ¿ Jan 14, 2015 22:16

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Nelson MandEULA posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1239rkV8bQ

bizarre homemade weapons built for the hell of it used to blow up random poo poo?

these are my people.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2015 23:35

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

yeah, that's not going to fly any better now than when lenovo tried last year

# ¿ Jan 15, 2015 00:01

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Thanks Ants posted:

if youre a successful business professional

i can confirm this

just today a member of the CESO bought a bb classic

# ¿ Jan 15, 2015 00:09

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

olds and middle managers too out of touch to realize how desperately uncool it makes them, while still caring about looking cool

# ¿ Jan 15, 2015 02:46

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

FrozenVent posted:

don't they still have some nice patents?

well, people believe they do. i've never seen anything itemized

given the other things people believe about blackberry (re device and coms security for example), i'd take it with a grain of salt

# ¿ Jan 15, 2015 03:36

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

they were also very heavily invested in nortel back in the late 90s

if you know any teachers in ontario who were working back then ask them about it...

# ¿ Jan 16, 2015 02:18

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

RubberJohnny posted:

�Therefore, neutrality must be mandated at the application and content layer if we truly want a free, open and non-discriminatory internet,� said Chen, who added that all applications and content providers must be prohibited from discriminating based on the customer�s mobile operating system.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2015 15:55

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

PleasureKevin posted:

3x faster than that thing from 2011 oh baby

tbf this is the only phone they make that makes any kind of sense.

it's a clunky POS but at least it's not a touch screen only phone from the company who's only appeal is their hardware keyboards. or the american singles phone.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2015 17:14

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

the ui is still incomprehensible gibberish though. with such amazingly intuitive and discoverable gestures as swipe an upside down backwards "L" starting from off the screen to go to the bb hub! if you start the swipe from on the screen it does something else

and half the menus are hidden and can only be brought up by hitting the bb key, or sometimes by selecting the element on screen and hitting the select button. it's never the same thing in two different screens!

# ¿ Jan 24, 2015 17:18

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

RubberJohnny posted:

ETA until Blackberry makes more money from patent trolling than phone sales?

i'd guess whenever that payment clears

# ¿ Feb 5, 2015 19:21

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Mister Macys posted:

those ten users are well paid whales of the Canadian government would be my guess

there are two groups i work with that still use blackberrys: former government people who do the revolving door government-consulting-lobbying cycle, they're used to bb's from their time in government and they have no interest in changing

and people in construction project management. they just loving love those hardware keyboards

# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 18:16

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

PleasureKevin posted:

are these beastie boys lyrics

it doesn't quite match their beat

# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 13:05

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

OldAlias posted:

BlackBerry�s new Passport is eye-catching. Women call it �sexy.� Men say it�s �cool.� And once they use it, iPhone owners apologetically concede that they �only have an iPhone.�

if you believe hard enough tinkerbell will live again

# ¿ Mar 18, 2015 02:32

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Pinterest Mom posted:

do they still have real estate left

they've still got a couple buildings in mississauga that i'm pretty sure are theirs.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 17:36

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

teamdest posted:

gently caress you there's no way this is the real name of a real place.

we named our cities after the aboriginal tribes we stole them from.

canada is hardcore like that

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 06:19

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Mister Macys posted:

Canada has basically honored 0 agreements towards the first peoples. The only ones we deal with are the ones lucky enough to still survive
america at least honored a couple

British North America knows how to conduct "quiet" genocide like no other

aww would you like a blanket?

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 07:26

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i remember how pissed ontario teachers were when nortel poo poo itself.

it was ugly.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 21:07

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

FrozenVent posted:

it was loving hilarious

I knew a guy who worked at nortel and was oh so smug about being an engineer and

me too. i lived in brampton at the time, the same city where nortel had their massive business campus.

those were interesting times

# ¿ Mar 31, 2015 00:38

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

is that radical wayne?

i literally cannot tell these mustachioed old white men apart

but don't you talk poo poo about radical wayne

# ¿ Mar 31, 2015 03:25

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Pinterest Mom posted:

it's Peter Stoffer, who also owns

Radical Wayne is an MPP, not an MP.

i am shamed.

anyone who calls rob anders a dickhead in front of the press is cool by me bby or no

# ¿ Mar 31, 2015 03:35

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

are you both in toronto

in canada everyone lives in toronto

anyone who says otherwise is ashamed of their heritage

# ¿ Apr 1, 2015 07:31

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Kenny Logins posted:

pro-TO or anti-TO or whatever else, i think we can all agree that the Lunney meltdown is spectacular and that's what really unites canada as a people

he's from kitchener too, the perfect rim tie-in

# ¿ Apr 2, 2015 16:43

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

toronto is the worst place in canada

except for all the other places in canada

# ¿ Apr 3, 2015 04:44

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

also you need some context

toronto is the most multicultural city in canada, the population is over 50% immigrants

when people outside of toronto say they hate toronto, it's actually because they're racist hicks and hate dem furriners

just wait for a vancouverite to pop in and say something incredibly racist about chinese people...

# ¿ Apr 3, 2015 04:47

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2015 14:08

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Shaggar posted:

immigrants as in non-whites, or immigrants as in non-canadians?

non-canadians or first-generation canadian immigrants, although a very high proportion of them are non-white too

infernal machines fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Apr 3, 2015

# ¿ Apr 3, 2015 14:12

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 00:28

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Millstone posted:

That's a Rogers building now I think. I was just in it

it is, it's a major call centre for them too

which is why it's hilarious that people bitch about "indian tech support" from rogers.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2015 18:47

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