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during which ancient egyptian month will blackberry die?
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RIM'S GONNA KEEP GOING BABY!!!
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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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Hey guys, let's see what we can do to make our stock price go down again.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/blackberry-buffs-up-security-with-anti-eavesdropping-acquisition/article19818840/

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“I want to make sure that we don’t get carried away and get ourselves into trouble again financially, but then again, we do need to invest in certain areas, if we want to compete in the future,” said Chen, a well regarded turnaround expert in the technology industry, who took the reins at BlackBerry some nine months ago.

The firm has also been expanding its enterprise sales team.

Stock went down 3.12% and its not even 10am yet.

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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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Nelson MandEULA posted:

imagine working at the company they just bought. the utter desperation you're feeling right now.

It looks like they already had a BB10 app so it looks like BBRY just bought them for the app. Maybe is was cheaper than actually paying them for the dev work. Now they can just fire all the employees and keep the app which is exactly what they've done with any startup they've purchased in the last 5 years.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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Ford is dumping blackberry for iPhones



http://www.theglobeandmail.com/repo...rticle19830820/

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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So the Canadian Government and South Western Ontario account for .5 of the cell phone market

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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BlackBerry smartphone shipments rise from previous quarter

http://www.therecord.com/news-story/4761670-blackberry-smartphone-shipments-rise-from-previous-quarter/

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BlackBerry's smartphone shipments grew 15 per cent in the second quarter from the prior period, recording their first sequential gain in a year as chief executive officer John Chen's turnaround plan takes hold.

BlackBerry shipped 1.5 million units, research firm IDC said in a statement. That is up from 1.3 million in the first quarter. The Waterloo company's share of the global smartphone market held steady at 0.5 percent as the overall market grew, IDC said.

Who are they shipping them too?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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This is the most hosed up thing I've never seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw9LH_Dp2eM

http://www.businessinsider.com/blackberry-passport-keyboard-video-2014-8

quote:

The Passport comes with a physical keyboard that actually doubles as a touchpad, meaning you can swipe across the keys to interact with the device.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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Nope. Still buying other companies http://www.theglobeandmail.com/tech...rticle20531197/

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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coming in 2017

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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I live in Waterloo and work with several ex RIM employees. In 2005 it was an awesome company to work for and had all the perks you would expect a tech company to have. Once 2007 hit, things went south really bad. Every more you made was watched. You got 30 minutes for lunch and god help you if you were late. Most employees also were jaded because management changed every 6 months. You'd get a new manager who would be "We are going to do it THIS way" and then 6 months later he would go somewhere else and the new guy would be "Forget THIS! We are now doing it THAT way" . So no one really cared about performance because they knew it would just soon change anyway.

Staff was thin. If you worked the (mandatory) grave yard shift, you were on your own. So if an Exchange admin called at 2am and it took you 3 hours to fix his issues, guess how long the others in the phone queue had to wait for someone to answer?


When we have a new ex-RIM employee start, they have a bit of PTSD. Its like if you rescue and new cat and bring him home, he'll hide under the bed for a week. Slowly he'll realize that no one is going to care if he takes an extra smoke break, or steal his lunch from the fridge.

They are hiring support positions again but they've pretty much poisoned the market. There are so many tech companies hiring here and no one wants to work at a place that just fired half the city. The only ones that are going back are people who are so lovely that they can't get hired anywhere else or are die hard fanboys.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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LastInLine posted:

all three of their major suppliers dumped them publicly they were jabil flextronics and celestica

I thought foxcon was making them now

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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mishaq posted:

lol hardware release 3 days before quarterly results

$207 million lost

http://www.cbc.ca/m/news/business/blackberry-reports-207m-us-loss-in-2nd-quarter-1.2778599

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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Wait until they fond out she's gay.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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looks like they figured out supply and demand
http://business.financialpost.com/2...__lsa=fda5-e2d9

quote:

“I’m glad to have inventory issues. It shows that people want the phone,” said Chen, 59. “We took a very conservative approach and didn’t order too many.”

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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Here we go again. http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/blackberry-shares-jump-on-rumour-of-lenovo-takeover-1.2805978?cmp=rss&utm

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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Thanks Ants posted:

wasnt it rumoured that after the european blackberry infrastructure fell over they just left it all routing through north america because nobody really used the things anyway and all the people who knew how to fail everything back across had bailed years previously?

Yes. Ask anyone in Waterloo and they will tell you that's where the European and Asia Pacific "NOC" is. When you start the hemorrhage money, it's easier to just host everything in one datacenter.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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http://blogs.blackberry.com/2014/10/classic-john-chen/

quote:

BlackBerry is driven by an urgent, obsessive focus on what matters: you. When we lose sight of what you want and you need, we lose you.

It’s tempting in a rapidly changing, rapidly growing mobile market to change for the sake of change – to mimic what’s trendy and match the industry-standard, kitchen-sink approach of trying to be all things to all people.

But there’s also something to be said for the classic adage, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

BlackBerry Classic reflects that. It is classic BlackBerry – complete with a top row of navigation keys and a trackpad. It’s the device that has always felt right in your hands and always felt right in your busy day.

Of course, we’ve made quite a few enhancements around the edges and on the inside. The screen is bigger and sharper. Our application catalogue is growing. The BlackBerry 10 operating system incorporates all the best productivity and collaboration features on any mobile device, including the BlackBerry Hub and our all-new BlackBerry Blend.

Sure, we’ve got new BlackBerry devices that break the mold, including the BlackBerry Passport. But we also recognize that a lot of you continue to hang on to your Bold devices because they get the job done, day in and day out – just like you.

We get it, and we’ve got you covered.

Innovation is a word that gets used too often and carelessly. Innovation is not about blowing up what works to make something new – it’s about taking what works and making it better. In that sense, BlackBerry Classic represents the kind of innovation BlackBerry – and you – strive toward every day.

You don’t reinvent yourself every day; you take what you learned yesterday and sharpen it today. You drive change – often on your terms, but sometimes not. That you keep going regardless is what distinguishes you as a grown-up. You’re in it for the long haul.

So is BlackBerry. The things you remember about BlackBerry that made you better are better than ever with BlackBerry Classic. BlackBerry Classic is for you, as is everything we do every day.

We are committed to earning your business – or earning it back, if that’s the case. In the weeks ahead, BlackBerry will be sharing more details about Classic that we think you’ll like. In the meantime, we encourage you to visit BlackBerry.com/Classic to see for yourself why BlackBerry Classic is aptly named.

Just talked to some buddies I have that still work there. This is just the Q10 hardware (which is 2 years old) with a trackpad. I bet you anything they try to sell this for $600.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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BangersInMyKnickers posted:

I thought they got sued and stopped selling them

http://www.theverge.com/mobile/2014/3/29/5560628/blackberry-wins-court-order-banning-sales-of-typo-iphone-keyboard-case

Also they got really bad reviews

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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they made some deal with samsung to but BB security on future Galaxy phones I guess.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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infernal machines posted:

basically yes.

officially they have multiple DCs for different regions. in practice, from what we saw during the week long outages a while back that affected multiple continents, and from scuttlebutt around waterloo, no they have one DC that's routing traffic for BB worldwide.

if it goes through blackberry enterprise server, it goes through a DC somewhere in or near waterloo

I know several ex bb employees that will confirm

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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I see Thorsten got a new job.

http://www.theverge.com/2014/11/18/7240515/former-blackberry-ceo-thorsten-heins-now-leading-powermat



Wonder why there isn't a BBry app yet? Looks like they had them before. http://crackberry.com/review-powermat-wireless-charging-system-blackberry-torch-9800-and-9810

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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Nelson MandEULA posted:

do lizardlips and ballsack have new jobs?

yep

http://quantumvalleyinvestments.com/

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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BlackBerry will pay iPhone users up to $600 to switch phones

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitchener-waterloo/blackberry-will-pay-iphone-users-up-to-600-to-switch-phones-1.2848915

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BlackBerry is trying a new tactic to lure customers back — by paying them to switch phones.

The Waterloo, Ont.-based smartphone maker says it will pay iPhone users as much as $600 to switch to a BlackBerry Passport phone.

Canadian iPhone users with iPhone 4s or later makes are eligible for up to $400 in trade-in value, depending on the model of the iPhone, plus a $200 top-up from BlackBerry.

U.S. users are eligible for up to the same amount, plus a $150 US top-up. Users with the newest iPhone models, the 6 or 6 Plus, are eligible for the highest trade-in value, up to $400

Didn't they get mad for T-Mobile for doing this but the other way around?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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Kenny Logins posted:

on the other hand is the blackberry passport, completely unusable with a single hand

well he is Asian. I'm sure she is used to only using one hand.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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TOOLS NOT TOYS!!

BlackBerry is playing the nostalgia card, announcing the re-release of its Brick Breaker game on the new Classic model.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitch..._medium=twitter

Is anyone else hearing all this stuff about the Passport having some kind of breakthru medical app installed or have I just lived in Waterloo too long?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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If anyone is interested http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regional_Municipality_of_Waterloo

The big tech companies here (OpenText, RIM, Desire2Learn) were all started at the University of Waterloo. The school does have a very good engineering program and Silicon Valley actively recruits from there. But most students leave here and go back to China or India. The ones that stay usually want to settle and start a family.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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lol they want $450 for that.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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Cocoa Crispies posted:

the funny part is that she also has a wife

and most of them don't, hence the anger

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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Bobby Digital posted:

my little qwerty: blackberry is magic

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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BB fans like Joanna Stern again

http://www.wsj.com/articles/blackberry-classic-review-the-best-blackberry-ever-made-1419355406

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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Guy that sits across from me used to work there. He just sold all his stock and made a few 100 bucks

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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Mister Macys posted:

the ontario teachers pension plan board.

Don't they also have or had part ownership of the Leafs? I see a trend here.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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lol so are they going to make BBM for Tizen phones?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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The Q10 was carrier locked so if you wanted Wind Mobile you were out of luck

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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Miley Virus posted:

so the carriers would never let it happen on android

I use google hangouts and Facebook messenger. Can't remember the last time I used SMS.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bF3nQYpVtbs

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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The guy that says he can "Now travel without my laptop" is the owner (well, inherited form his father )of some Marketing firm here in Waterloo. I suppose I could travel without a laptop too if all I did was email my secretary to setup meetings and run reports. He call himself the Chief Enthusiasm Officer.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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I wonder if they are doing this poo poo now to cover their earnings loss


http://www.theverge.com/2015/2/6/7991827/sec-investigating-blackberry-trades

quote:

Wall Street was pretty excited about the prospect of Samsung buying BlackBerry when Reuters reported talks between the two last month. The Canadian smartphone maker's stock surged to its biggest single-day gain in years, according to CNBC, only to come back down to Earth after both companies denied any acquisition deal was in the works. But now the US Securities and Exchange Commission (and its Canadian counterpart) are investigating suspicious trading activity that — perhaps too conveniently — coincided with the big rumor.

The concern is that someone fed information to Reuters for the sole purpose of making a killing on the stock jump. According to CNBC's sources, one transaction the SEC is focused on occurred at 12:06PM (well ahead of the headline-making Reuters report) and potentially could have allowed its buyer to "make a profit of $490,000 on a $20,000 investment." At this point, CNBC says it's unclear whether the buyer acted quickly enough to make that kind of cash, or whether the person is guilty of insider trading to begin with. Both CNBC and The Wall Street Journal emphasize that Reuters is not a target of this investigation.

After the denials from both companies, Reuters adjusted its story to note that talks had been held between "advisors" rather than executives from Samsung and BlackBerry. No one has been formally accused of wrongdoing, and with insider trading cases often daunting to prove in court, it could stay that way.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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Pretty much all of the former RIM buildings have been sold and I'm betting that all the new tenants will be iOS and Android app startups.

http://www.therecord.com/news-story/5330883-wekerle-now-owns-six-former-blackberry-buildings-in-waterloo/

Also Huawei is coming to town so I expect whatever engineers are left will jump ship.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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Fun fact. The current mayor of Waterloo was an executive at RIM who was laid off in 2012 https://ca.linkedin.com/in/davejaworsky

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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

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Santas Ainol Elf posted:

waterloo sounds like a loving hellhole

I've lived in worse places. This article sums up how in love the city is with RIM

http://fusion.net/story/45438/the-life-death-and-rebirth-of-blackberrys-hometown/

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