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Cthulu Carl posted:I really want that gun in the tank sign. Haven't you seen The Godfather? Clearly they're worried about terrorists hiding guns in the toilet tank.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 18:49 |
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Dauntasa posted:this was already a gameshow called the Intercept Please tell me a place I can view this on Netflix or something.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 21:41 |
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What are the odds of a catastrophic stadium collapse? I seem to remember the Athens Olympics also seemed like a disaster in waiting until the last possible minute and then it all worked out OK.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 21:49 |
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Agrajag posted:The terrorist attack was clearly an environmental one and it has already hit. The fears about terrorism provide a perfect excuse when a hockey rink inevitably goes, killing thousands.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 22:13 |
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I feel like Russia is a fascinating opportunity for economists. gently caress capitalism, gently caress communism, it's straight corruptionism.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 22:21 |
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A Buttery Pastry posted:Don't sell them short just because they do capitalism harder than the US ever did. I think there may be some kind of snapback effect from the Cold War, Russia needs to cram 84 years of missed capitalism into one Olympics.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 22:24 |
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318 died in a soccer riot following a qualifier for the 1964 Olympics. Can Russia break the record?
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 22:28 |
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Chechen terrorists hired to construct buildings, successfully sabotage olympics without firing a shot.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 22:42 |
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A group of Russian men, trapped forever in an olympic village
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 22:46 |
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I know it's sad to have the dogs dying, but it's just hilarious to think of Russians struggling to deal with a tidal wave of dogs.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 07:39 |
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etalian posted:so to which code were all the bathrooms built? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirate_code
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 07:54 |
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Venezuelan dude owns
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 17:44 |
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Fabulous Germany
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 17:44 |
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Pollyanna posted:has the us showed up yet? 67th. Ukraine is 75th, I can't wait to see the reaction.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 17:49 |
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Good, Canada showed up. Now I can go take a poo poo.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 17:52 |
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Team India under the shameful "independent" banner
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 18:00 |
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 18:08 |
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walking posted::9/11: I saw your shameful failure to smiley. It's just
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 18:09 |
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Telemarchitect posted:jeesus america, those are ugly coats Someone's granny worked very hard on those.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 18:09 |
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Three Olives posted:So there was an attempted hijacking of a plane from the Ukraine. Is that the terrorist quota for the day? Brown Moses says there's a risk of a terrorist attack but doesn't recommend wearing bulletproof vests, so it's hardly a sure thing.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 18:10 |
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People are not booing Ukraine, to my surprise.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 18:14 |
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Max Manus posted:Whats up with the order of nations? Usually it's alphabetical, no? It's alphabetical, in Russian.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 18:21 |
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Adventure Pigeon posted:honestly i was hoping instead of some retarded opening ceremony with animals and robots and athletes and poo poo they'd just have a good old fashioned red square military parade with a putin and a bunch of generals looking on impassively at thousands of tanks, nuclear weapons, and planes the Soviets convinced the Americans they had thousands of planes by putting their reporters under an overhang and circling a few planes past it repeatedly.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 18:42 |
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Oh poo poo, menacing military flutes
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 18:44 |
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War and Peace has a death scene for one dude that outright says, "Unfortunately this character has no further role in the plot, so he dies."
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 18:47 |
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Some passionate face-pressing here.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 18:54 |
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lenoon posted:The great patriotic war will be fifteen minutes of silence with a spotlight firmly fixed on the German, Finnish, Italian and Romanian teams. At the last moment, the Americans obliterate Team Japan with a laser and the Russian spotlight swoops over to claim half the credit.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 18:58 |
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Flimsy Soviet cars flip over easily. Glory to the Lada
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 19:04 |
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New heroes, new icons, new stray dogs, new tarps
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 19:15 |
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Here. We. loving. Go!
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 19:26 |
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NEVER QUITE LIKE THIS
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2014 19:27 |
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Telemarchitect posted:Everdraed please edit this so that there's only four rings I'm no Everdraed, but I did it! Chamale fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Feb 7, 2014 |
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redshirt posted:My updated predictions for this Olympics is an over/under for terrorist attacks at 3, deaths at an over/under of 25, and Russia is made a laughingstock of the entire world. Even China laughs. After Day 1 we're standing at 1 terrorist attack, 1 death, and even China is laughing at Russia.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 09:36 |
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Pay attention. We had an angry Ukrainian try to hijack a plane and go to Sochi who got forced down by an F16, and a torchbearer died. HorseRenoir posted:He's probably referring to the attempted plane hijacking and this guy
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 09:53 |
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gently caress yeah, silver at least for Canada.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 20:20 |
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Justine Dufour-Lapointe posted:Moi stressée oui loving trop
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 20:40 |
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you irl posted:why do the nbc speed skating commentators talk about 'this ice' like its extra difficult? is it a tarp? Hard ice makes skaters go fast, soft ice makes them slow. I've seen American hockey rinks that are pretty much slush.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 22:46 |
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Here's an American incompetent construction crew demonstrating use of tarp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KvxOuC7Bhc
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 21:43 |