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Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

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Cthulu Carl posted:

I really want that gun in the tank sign.

I have no idea what it means, but I want it.

Haven't you seen The Godfather? Clearly they're worried about terrorists hiding guns in the toilet tank.

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Dauntasa posted:

this was already a gameshow called the Intercept

here is a car, if you can evade the russian police you can keep it

consolation prize is a police baton, delivered repeatedly to your head

Please tell me a place I can view this on Netflix or something.

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Jul 11, 2010

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What are the odds of a catastrophic stadium collapse? I seem to remember the Athens Olympics also seemed like a disaster in waiting until the last possible minute and then it all worked out OK.

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Agrajag posted:

The terrorist attack was clearly an environmental one and it has already hit.

The fears about terrorism provide a perfect excuse when a hockey rink inevitably goes, killing thousands.

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Jul 11, 2010

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I feel like Russia is a fascinating opportunity for economists. gently caress capitalism, gently caress communism, it's straight corruptionism.

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Jul 11, 2010

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A Buttery Pastry posted:

Don't sell them short just because they do capitalism harder than the US ever did.

I think there may be some kind of snapback effect from the Cold War, Russia needs to cram 84 years of missed capitalism into one Olympics.

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Jul 11, 2010

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318 died in a soccer riot following a qualifier for the 1964 Olympics. Can Russia break the record?

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Jul 11, 2010

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Chechen terrorists hired to construct buildings, successfully sabotage olympics without firing a shot.

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A group of Russian men, trapped forever in an olympic village

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I know it's sad to have the dogs dying, but it's just hilarious to think of Russians struggling to deal with a tidal wave of dogs.

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Jul 11, 2010

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etalian posted:

so to which code were all the bathrooms built?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirate_code

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Jul 11, 2010

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Venezuelan dude owns

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Jul 11, 2010

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Fabulous Germany :allears:

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Pollyanna posted:

has the us showed up yet?

67th. Ukraine is 75th, I can't wait to see the reaction.

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Jul 11, 2010

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Good, Canada showed up.

Now I can go take a poo poo.

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Jul 11, 2010

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Team India under the shameful "independent" banner

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:siren: :911: :911: :911: :siren:

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I saw your shameful failure to smiley. It's just :911:

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Telemarchitect posted:

jeesus america, those are ugly coats

Someone's granny worked very hard on those.

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Three Olives posted:

So there was an attempted hijacking of a plane from the Ukraine.

Is that the terrorist quota for the day? Brown Moses says there's a risk of a terrorist attack but doesn't recommend wearing bulletproof vests, so it's hardly a sure thing.

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People are not booing Ukraine, to my surprise.

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Max Manus posted:

Whats up with the order of nations? Usually it's alphabetical, no?

Also, Norway represent :clint:

It's alphabetical, in Russian.

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Adventure Pigeon posted:

honestly i was hoping instead of some retarded opening ceremony with animals and robots and athletes and poo poo they'd just have a good old fashioned red square military parade with a putin and a bunch of generals looking on impassively at thousands of tanks, nuclear weapons, and planes

the Soviets convinced the Americans they had thousands of planes by putting their reporters under an overhang and circling a few planes past it repeatedly.

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Jul 11, 2010

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Oh poo poo, menacing military flutes

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War and Peace has a death scene for one dude that outright says, "Unfortunately this character has no further role in the plot, so he dies."

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Jul 11, 2010

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Some passionate face-pressing here.

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lenoon posted:

The great patriotic war will be fifteen minutes of silence with a spotlight firmly fixed on the German, Finnish, Italian and Romanian teams.

At the last moment, the Americans obliterate Team Japan with a laser and the Russian spotlight swoops over to claim half the credit.

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Jul 11, 2010

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Flimsy Soviet cars flip over easily. Glory to the Lada :ussr:

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Jul 11, 2010

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New heroes, new icons, new stray dogs, new tarps

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Jul 11, 2010

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Here. We. loving. Go!

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Jul 11, 2010

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NEVER QUITE LIKE THIS

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Jul 11, 2010

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Telemarchitect posted:

Everdraed please edit this so that there's only four rings

I'm no Everdraed, but I did it!

Chamale fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Feb 7, 2014

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Jul 11, 2010

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redshirt posted:

My updated predictions for this Olympics is an over/under for terrorist attacks at 3, deaths at an over/under of 25, and Russia is made a laughingstock of the entire world. Even China laughs.

After Day 1 we're standing at 1 terrorist attack, 1 death, and even China is laughing at Russia.

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Pay attention. We had an angry Ukrainian try to hijack a plane and go to Sochi who got forced down by an F16, and a torchbearer died.

HorseRenoir posted:

He's probably referring to the attempted plane hijacking and this guy

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Jul 11, 2010

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gently caress yeah, silver at least for Canada.

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Justine Dufour-Lapointe posted:

Moi stressée oui loving trop

:quebec:

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you irl posted:

why do the nbc speed skating commentators talk about 'this ice' like its extra difficult? is it a tarp?

Hard ice makes skaters go fast, soft ice makes them slow. I've seen American hockey rinks that are pretty much slush.

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Here's an American incompetent construction crew demonstrating use of tarp:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KvxOuC7Bhc

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