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raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Agrajag posted:

Explain American football then mister smarty pants!

American football is in the Olympics? :confused:

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Meat Recital posted:

the incompetence of these olympics is a high water mark that will be tough to beat, but i think these guys have a shot.

I'll admit that I don't know anything about Rio beyond that it's in Brazil and they did a Fast and the Furious movie there and they have a giant stone Jesus doing the "safe" motion. What's so terrible about it that it will be worse than Sochi?

edit: oh

raditts fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Feb 9, 2014

# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 17:31

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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

We could have bizarro Olympics, where instead of no drugs allowed drugs are mandatory, and whoever can take the most drugs and live wins, and feature tcc

Would the Driveway Pass-Out be a summer event?

# ¿ Feb 10, 2014 02:08

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Is it possible to watch the streams from another country if you use a proxy?

# ¿ Feb 10, 2014 02:44

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Matt Lauer: "I saw Bob at the hotel. He looked like the loser of a prize fight."

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

Who invented curling. Who came up with this. Why so

I can't truly hate curling. If I ever aspire to be an Olympic athlete, that's pretty much my only in by far.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2014 02:04

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

bocce ball / lawn bowling for rio 2016

get rid of golf

I would definitely rather watch Olympic Bocce Ball than Olympic Golf.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2014 02:30

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Did anyone just see that figure skater wipe the gently caress out on the ice?

In Sochi, no event is safe from the creeping spectre of death.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2014 17:23

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Wooten posted:

A close friend of mine gave me a talking down this morning for making fun of Sochi. "You can't make fun of what's happening over there without also making fun of the people that are suffering. #Sochiproblems is just showing the world what a bunch of rear end in a top hat elitists Americans are. You should be ashamed", he said to me.

Then he linked me to this terrible article.

To which I replied, "I think dog has gotten into your tarp comrade. Have some wodka and relax."

Yeah really, gently caress off with your "tap water that won't cause cancer on contact" and "staying in fully constructed buildings" first world problems.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2014 17:29