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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

concerned mom posted:

dont worry its gonna be air conditioned or played during the normal football leagues so it wont be disruptive or poorly run

But will dark skinned athletes be allowed to play or will they be thrown in jails by locals for being "back talking waitstaff"

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

Note: this is official United States apparel designed for the team by Ralph Lauren. I never knew he was blind but there you go.



This looks like something I would spill hot chocolate on and not give one ounce of gently caress

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

concerned mom posted:

NK would win a home gold at the Skeleton

ALL OF THE GOLD TO PRETTY GOOD LEADER KIM JONG UN

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I must say having been to Russia (admittedly on a very guided tour. As in "be in sight of the tour group at all time") it's a funny place that really couldn't care less what the gently caress you think

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I laughed at Grovergrad but I wonder if Doobiegrad is not more appropos because all they need is a vent hood

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Putin's Fortress of traps claims another victim

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

im not watching what happened

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
How many people wanna bet the KGB men are entering everyone's rooms at night to administer doses of Putin?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

AboveAndBeyond posted:

no I don't think they put anything in my water lol
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Sochi Olympics a diabolical plot to give everyone Russian Eye you heard it here first and not the Daily Mail

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

Indeterminate amounts of putin semen?

Can someone tell me what page that quote is on?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Hahahah I hope this poo poo show is as entertaining as the missing episodes of Archer and Rick and Morty THOSE loving TWATS

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
EFFETE NORTHERN EUROPEAN MAN WOMAN IS BEING REPORTED TO SIBERIA FOR REEDUCATION

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Sex Beef 2.0 posted:

archer is gay as poopie

no wonder Russia had it canceled

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I dont give a gently caress what anyone says Norwegians are alright in my books, never met a bad one. Swedes can be some frigid vaginas though seriously

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
So what's the bookie saying on terrorist attacks?

Chechens?

Dagistanis?

CHicoms?

Comedy Option: Vladimir Putinside Job

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
But who will save the day from terorrists?

Spetsnaz?

A team of Olympians?

Cossacks?

Vladimir Putin?

or the dogs

Comedy Option: America

it's the dogs

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Seriosu question who came up with the idea of an Olympic team fighting terrorists?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Shadeoses posted:

I sure hope there's a concrete slab under that gravel.

You Americanski are girlchildren. Russia need no labor laws

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

ZombieReagan posted:

Cannot happen in Putins Russia

Putin is number 1 terrorist

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Any credence to the rumor that Russia is entering actual bears into the competition?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Photex posted:

this Japanese figure skater is laying claim to a good percentage of those 100,000 condoms right now.

Would you say it's gonna be a Pussy Riot

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

etalian posted:

i'm still waiting for a tourist to die from the Halliburton tier shower

Commencing *SHOCK* *THERAPY*

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Saint Freak posted:

Russian officials are paying a bounty of 400 rubles per dog killed, so at least he gets something.

The sounds like an awesome Olympics version of Deathrace 2000

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Sochi reporting: a roguelike adventure

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Those are some true bros right there

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Reminds me of the bathroom scene from Full Metal Jacket

do Marines seriously poo poo next to and across from each other? Cuz that is some team buildign right there

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Pheeets posted:

I get the feeling someone delivered too many toilets, so someone else decided to just double them up. Would be perfect for Sir Patrick and Sir Ian.

This is Sochi man, there's probably a bathroom missing a toilet

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Tambaloneus posted:

It's so you can poo poo in one and lean over to puke up your vodka lunch in the other.

puking is for americanskis

ever heard of functioning alcoholism? thought not

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

al-azad posted:

Twin toilets is efficient. Keep your friend warm by combining body heat.

So does sodomy

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

yes but one is way grosser.

And which one is that

Comrade

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Schwarbage posted:

Do an iron cross, trigger millions of elderly Russians.

skinheads in russia make sure to trigger warning due to sensitivity

im actually surprised no group of neo nazi chuckleheads got their rear end kicked by a great war veteran

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

is that just the front page because goddamn those gays are fit

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

SickZip posted:

Their were stalls in my bootcamp barracks. Unfortunately only 3 stalls and 3 urinals for almost 100 in my platoon.

The instructors controlled when we could piss and would give us around a minute to do so, so I got real familiar with being jammed with 4-6 other marines in a stall while we all communally pissed. A delicate balance of not overtly meatgazing and not pissing on each other.

Finishing bootcamp without accidently touching another man's penis is one of my finest accomplishments. Not all of us made it.

No wonder they call it basic :sissies:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Question is Pussy Riot actually good or is it mostly gently caress You Dad music?

I mean kudos to them for standing up for what they believe in but they are no Riot Grrl

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
odds on terrorists being sexy lady queda?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

SarutosZero posted:

All the medals this year are hollowed out flasks full of mystery liquid.
  • Bronze medals: mystery faucet brown water
  • Silver medals: mystery shower brown water
  • Gold medals: maybe gin, maybe vodka, maybe tarp runoff if you lucky!

That's not chocolate!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

teen witch posted:

So t.A.T.u is going to play the opening ceremony.

http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/5900927/russian-pop-act-tatu-performing-at-sochi-olympics-opening-ceremony-report

The band thats best known for the lesbian make out rain song, is playing in Sochi. The opening ceremony. In Russia.

they're not lesbians

they're barsexuals

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Toad on a Hat posted:

Anything good happen while i was gone?

loving terrorists tried to put out the eternal flame, Spetsnaz took em out with a VSS Vintorez but then the eternal flame ignited Boris Yeltsin

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

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Pollyanna posted:

its like something out of metal gear solid

Can love bloom at the Olympics?

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