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Cantorsdust posted:the Barons of Move Like This This would make an amazing band name. Also voted 5, went guar wild.
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Elman posted:why walk when you can roll we pierce a special nip, just for you
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Dr. Lenin posted:How to not walk like a grandma in morrowind: Better yet, just be a Breton (because Bretons are already really goon on their own) and turn your screen brightness up a little. e: good not goon, but leaving it anyway
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Best way to play the game is as a Breton with Spear, Heavy Armor, Conjuration, and Alchemy as major skills, everything else can be whatever. Take the Atronach sign. Use potions to restore magicka. Go get all the bound spells ASAP (I think you can get them all from Balmora) and make a spell to give you a full suit of bound armor and a spear, it's surprisingly cheap. Spear and Heavy Armor increase your endurance, Conjuration and Alchemy increase your intelligence. Also you're pretty much immune to magic.
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It's pretty easy. The first step is to smoke a pack of cigarettes every day for thirty years.
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Feb 16, 2014 23:15
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Emasculator posted:All the builds I see here are well and good except who the gently caress dies to magic in Morrowind? I died to magic damage once in hundreds of hours of playtime, and that was as an Altmer born under the Apprentice. That one wizard in the cave outside Seyda Neen 
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WEEDLORD CHEETO posted:this is true now that i think about it, which is odd. i guess its much preferable to the loving mages in skyrim who oneshot you with big ice spikes as soon as they spot you on any difficulty above normal. i guess its my fault for trying to play bethesda games on hard difficulties and expecting balance, but my primary experience with skyrim was really one of frustration and intense terror at the prospect of maybe seeing a dude in a skirt around the next corner. I think part of it is that all you have to do to defeat a mage is to slowly sidestep whenever he casts a spell until he runs out of magicka.
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If you actually need to hit something with a weapon you can just take the boots off temporarily.
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Feb 17, 2014 00:57
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The Atronach is ridiculously good in Morrowind because it just means that you don't regenerate magicka when you sleep. Even without alchemy it's really easy to find restore magicka potions and other effects.
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Feb 17, 2014 02:01
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hailthefish posted:Spent a good 400 hours on this game and never found it. It really only helps you when you first start out, because later when you're character is a demigod a 50-skill lock is nothing. But in the last room of the census office, the one where you get your orders, behind the dude on the bookshelf is a key. You can grab it and drop it before getting caught like the limeware platter, except that you only have like a tenth of a second because the guard is literally right next to you. It's kind of tricky because you can't even save so if you screw up you have to do the intro all over, but if you manage to grab it and drop it before the guard talks to you, you get access to the storage house. It has a poo poo ton of armor and weapons, and also a lot of moon sugar and skooma.
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Feb 18, 2014 18:41
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Mel Mudkiper posted:i've never beaten morrowind To this day I have literally never "beat" an elder scrolls game despite spending hundreds of cumulative hours playing them.
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Feb 18, 2014 18:42
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If you exit the census office then you actually start the game and you'll get punished if you commit a crime. As long as you stay in the office, the guards will just run up to and say "hey don't do that" although they'll still confiscate any stolen goods you have on you which is why you have to pick it up and then drop it before the guard reaches you. Although since the fine for stealing is however much the stolen item is worth and it's just a key, it would probably only cost you a few setpims.
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Deceitful Penguin posted:Or you can open your inventory, pick it up in the inventory, then put it away. Happens instantly, so they can't take it off you. I honestly had no idea you could do this. Holy poo poo.
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Feb 19, 2014 02:05
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Deceitful Penguin posted:Nah he got that by being the treasure of the China threads. Oh, what times those were. On the other hand, pony avatars are known to be haram, so it would fit with him being the worst muslim.
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Feb 19, 2014 02:23
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Mad Hamish posted:So....once those douches from the Dark Brotherhood start attacking you, is there any way to make them stop? I'd really like the chance to recover some Magicka and one just attacked me in Balmora's Mage Guild. Ajira, my bestest friend who I hook up with the sweet sweet moon sugar, did nothing to assist me. After the tenth failed assassination attempt, they'll get the hint.
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Feb 19, 2014 18:32
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SunAndSpring posted:Why are the loving artifacts in Skyrim so lovely? I mean, I just found the Cuirass of the Saviour's Hide, and it only has like 15 magic resistance compared to the 60 or so it had in Morrowind. As a single player game, items need to be intricately balanced, because
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Chomp8645 posted:The first three mage guild quests in Balmorra are this... What's really funny is that she sells like half of the things she tells you go get for her.
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Mar 4, 2014 18:38
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bonus hole boy posted:the clothier to the left of nalcarya's in balmora has a stoneflower plant in an easily accessed pot. One of the merchants in Caldera also has some.
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Mar 4, 2014 21:54
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First thing I'd do is read the book to see if it gave me a skill up.
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Nov 8, 2014 18:19
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Bolverkur posted:also teleporting to Caldera guild and stealin that pimp rear end alchemy set feels so good Also looting all those soul gems from the bosmer chick when you have to swap one out for a fake.
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Buck Turgidson posted:I just found out today that there's no way to brew Skooma in Morrowind... my hopes of making drugs for the Cammona Tong have been crushed. There's at least a dozen mods that let you do exactly that, I'm sure.
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Dec 17, 2014 09:56
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cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, everywhere cum
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Dec 18, 2014 03:47
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We make a special cum, just for you, same low price.
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Dec 18, 2014 05:48
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Wake up, we're here. Why are you cumming? Are you OK? Wake up.
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sinking belle posted:i always got the sense that most of vvardenfell smells really really bad. like the insides of the telvanni towers smell like rotten eggs and cat poo poo Considering people ride around inside bugs for transportation, probably.
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Dec 18, 2014 19:18
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confession time: i've literally never finished the main quest of any elder scrolls game ever
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Dec 25, 2014 05:02
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nah he seems like a cool dude
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Dec 25, 2014 05:54
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I got a bowl of glass and scrap metal. It was delicious.
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Dec 25, 2014 20:42
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SunAndSpring posted:Great. I'm sure you'll fit right in. nice
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Dec 26, 2014 05:26
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Skyrim cities should actually be really colorful. If you go anywhere that it's cold and dark like Russia or northern Canada, they use a lot of really bright vibrant paints on their buildings. Because it loving sucks looking at grey dreary poo poo all year round.
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Dec 26, 2014 19:27
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The point still stands that people in cold lovely climates try to make things as colorful as possible.
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Whorelord posted:I too, get loving mad at how people do in a single player game I put in hours of my free time to mock them SunAndSpring posted:Great. I'm sure you'll fit right in.
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Dec 26, 2014 22:23
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Extra posted:modding is just taking a game to the next level, maybe you just can't handle the next level Modding is the essence of CHIM.
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Dec 27, 2014 18:00
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If they did a game set in Akavir it would literally just be feudal Japan.
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Anybody know what Morrowind is like in TESO?
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God that last blurb is so depressing. "What if we were this creative and innovative ALL THE TIME???"
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