The Sharmat posted:

I could swear I remember something from before release about TESO having a secret FOURTH member of the Tribunal

so at least whatever they've done to Valenwood isn't as dumb as that

The Sharmat posted:

https://help.elderscrollsonline.com...unal-feature-in

Doctor Goat posted:

saving the best for last:

everyone's mouths are constantly open if they're talking and constantly shut if they're not and it's like someone mixed the mouth movement track for tim allen grunt mod in with vanilla morrowind

Upmarket Mango posted:

chim is a state of mind. everything you perceive as the ultimate truths as granted to you by CHIM ultimately exist only to you inside your head. vivec says he knows the truth of existence and that gives him the power he has. even tho he says he has this power, everybody else in the real world have no concept of such a thing as CHIM and what it entails. regardless of what vivec perceives himself as, everyone else perceives him as somethign different and he has no control over that. wouldnt a real god be able to control such a thing? either everything inside vivecs mind is real and he really is a god, that makes everything else just an illusion, not real and nonexistent. and considering we are the nerevarine and thus have the real tangible effect on the world, im inclined to believe vivec is lying. he doesnt have CHIM and ultimate power over existence because of the simple fact that we the player exist. if everybody undsterands CHIM is ceases to be a thing.

The Sharmat posted:

what does he say when you click homosexual

Heavy Lobster posted:

If you could best describe the ways in which Morrowind/Vvardenfell is alienating in one post I think this would probably be it.

Speaking of which how do you all pronounce Dreugh? I've kind of flip-flopped between "droof" and "droff" myself.

Pewdiepie posted:

If your gonna criticize dagoth urs voice you might as well attach a link to a recording of you doing Dagoth Ur's voice in your ideal way.

sinking belle posted:

i would much rather play oblivion's setting in morrowind's engine than vice versa. why hasn't anyone done that yet

Doctor Goat posted:

if that is a real mod link it

and any other mods you can think of that i should install. i am going to do my whole try-to-install-255-mods-and-play-it thing again.

Abandon posted:

how come wood elves are obnoxious little dipshit gnomes in morrowind

WEEDLORD CHEETO posted:

which would probably be hilarious at least

imagine the battle-scarred nord warrior who's been hounding your footsteps appearing at a window in dungeons sometimes like a g-man whose presence makes lettuces fly around the room, finally stepping forward to confront you, and once you find him at the bottom of the hole he fell down when he stepped forward, he announces that he will finally take his bloody revenge for that time he saw you accidentally open the lockpick minigame when you clicked on his friend's shop door at 8:59am

Buck Turgidson posted:

Anyone using OpenMW? The devs posted a bug which is pretty funny:


Guess its a good thing that script bugged out in the original game or MW would have got pretty weird at the end of the main story

Upmarket Mango posted:

They're fixing the bugs otherwise it'd be a lot of redundant work when they later on go in and change poo poo up anyway.

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

Nord-Hitler

A Steampunk Gent posted:

i really wanna know how bethesda went from making one of the most well thought out and internally consistent fantasy games ever made with morrowind to literally everything else they've done since. even accounting for kirkbride and co leaving it's like they lobotimised every single one of their designers

SunAndSpring posted:

To this day I still wonder why the Dragonborn, a person born with the innate ability to yell so hard he changes reality, feels weaker than the Nerevarine, a dude who has no innate powers.

WanderingMinstrel I posted:

Hey guys I heard a rumor that they're making a sequel to morrowind, its going to take place in the imperial province, I can't wait to see the cool jungle pyramids and moth priests they come up with!

Buschmaki posted:

I heard that they made Moon Sugar not a drug but just a plant and all the drug stuff was just anti khajiit propaganda and that sounded like tbe dumbest poo poo ever.

E: i also remember the "lore master" or w/e also said that everything in earlier Elder Scrolls games were just like bullshit and exaggeration and that teso was gonna be the REAL DEAL.

Abandon posted:

i checked the dates and it's 300 years before dagoth ur awakes so the tribunal should be at the height of their powers. if they were to accurately portray them in an MMO they would have to have human GMs who could gently caress around with the world at will or something, but instead we get almalexia run out of her own temple by a small group of daedra for inadequately explained reasons

Man Whore posted:

That skin color ain't healthy for a Dunmer, no sir.

Prism Mirror Lens posted:

originally I was kinda joking and i wasnt gonna do it, but now I definitely am, you fuckres

Sito posted:

that's the only good thing about two worlds, but it is very good.

SunAndSpring posted:

Really, long intros are obtrusive and rarely ever interesting. Only ones I ever liked were Half-Life 1 and 2's because they had good atmosphere and showed instead of told you what was going on. HL-1 shows you that Black Mesa is cutting edge, yet also cutting corners within the first 10 minutes just before the portal breaks, and HL-2 shows you a world after alien domination up close. Skyrim, on the other hand, just kind of vomits out all these terms and things at you. I think the worst part of it was when you escape from Alduin and get into the fort, and your dumb Nord friend says, "DRAGONS ARE THE HARBINGERS OF THE END TIMES. THIS IS REALLY SCARY," to you like you couldn't have figured that out from what just happened.

Whorelord posted: