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>do a super loving wicked air guitar solo in front of the statue and it better be rad as gently caress
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>go back to the bar, make sure johnny is inside, lock the bar closed, use the staff to animate the bar like you did the corpses, light the animated bar on fire, make the animated bar and the animated corpses fight each other while you masterbate
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NecroMonster posted:>go back to the bar, make sure johnny is inside, lock the bar closed, use the staff to animate the bar like you did the corpses, light the animated bar on fire, make the animated bar and the animated corpses fight each other while you masterbate
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Feb 14, 2014 05:52
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> go back to the statue of balsac the jaws of death that is jizzing lava. Animate it with your staff.
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Feb 18, 2014 02:10
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wilderthanmild posted:>Ask Joe Biden where it all went wrong.
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Feb 18, 2014 06:41
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>kill the prisoners and gently caress this rail roading bullshit
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Feb 18, 2014 21:16
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>stuff the centaur mans ashes up your rear end and then piss in the dirt and mix the piss and dirt into a thick mud and then seal your butt closed with the piss mud
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Feb 18, 2014 21:38
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>switch characters to Joe Biden.
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Feb 19, 2014 03:19
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NecroMonster posted:>switch characters to Joe Biden.
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Feb 19, 2014 05:17
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>switch characters to "diamond" joe biden and then; >sense that there has been a great disturbance in the weed force.
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smilingfish posted:>delete save file, kill self
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Feb 19, 2014 19:20
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>throw the old man into the lava. Head back to the bar. Light the weed golem on fire and order it to attack the bar. when/if Johnny appears command the flesh golem to gently caress johnny to death with its sword dick. Call johnny a god damned cheater as he dies and you masterbate.
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Feb 20, 2014 02:06
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gently caress you and your railroading poo poo atma >form a precession with you at the end and all of your golems, bob and wife, and the old man in front, then walk slowly into the lava while singing MMMBop
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>ask atma what he wants us to do and then do that
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7thBatallion posted:Go get the goddamned beer, Jesus Christ.
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Feb 20, 2014 05:05
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progression is the devil and the devil is our enemy
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Feb 20, 2014 05:06
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>turn the large demon into a large demon golem with the power of your staff
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Feb 21, 2014 06:32
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Harley C posted:>tell the horse man that you're going to take him to an even larger battle, then take him to a GWAR concert
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Feb 21, 2014 20:44
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use the magic of the staff to turn the centaur into a centaur golem (fill him up with vines that animate his body against his own will) then have your centaur golem and your bone golem fight the demon
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Feb 21, 2014 21:02
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or actually just turn the centaur and demon into golems
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almightyerin posted:Rip all the dicks off all the corpses and make a giant dick golem to go through the goatman's portal. Have it walk in and out a few times before it goes all the way in while you laugh like Beavis and Butthead.
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>release the enchantment on the bone golem, carry the bones inside, and then remake the bone golem out of the bones
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Feb 22, 2014 05:38
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>use the power of your staff to turn the gay guy into a gay guy golem
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Feb 22, 2014 06:33
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>make a golem out of homosex and famine and every gay person there who complains or gets uppity about this.
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>use your jesus power to turn satan back into an angel and bring back beelz's mother and sibling while chanting "this is change we can believe in"
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>"really? cause that just sounds like a excuse to avoid messing with johnny to me. is satan scared of johnny five aces?"
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Feb 23, 2014 05:02
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>use the power of the staff to cast enlarge satan (by filling his butt with vines and weed)
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Feb 23, 2014 05:43
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and then right before beelz attacks satan kill satan yourself with the staffs powers and then turn to beelz and say "what, i'm obama, you expected me to keep a promis?"
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Mycroft Holmes posted:>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan
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>have sex with gay hitler
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no wait >go back to the bar and kill johnny
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